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Jisung: We need to do something about Baejin 

Daehwi: why?

Jisung: cus he's getting P E T T Y 

Daniel: HE'S NOT EVEN PETTY

Daniel: HE'S JUST STRAIGHT UP MEAN 

Seongwoo: Lmao 

Sungwoon: what's so funny 

Seongwoo: this is the first time I've seen the word "straight" in a sentence related to Baejin 

Jinyoung: off you smelling  

Jinyoung: I'm not mean, y'all are just too goddamn sensitive 

Jinyoung: I'm honest, not mean 

Jinyoung: I just can't help it that I'm a freshly fried chicken nugget while y'all are those crusty dried out once who everyone hates 

Jaehwan: oK THATS IT, WHO THE TAUGHT HIM TO BE THIS MEAN 

Woojin: JIHOON

Woojin: I BLAME JIHOON 

Jihoon: I am NOT petty 

Woojin: LISTEN JUGLLY PUFF

Woojin: you call me an uncultured looking piece of dog piss DAILY 

Jihoon: that's not an insult 

Jihoon: that's a fact 

Daehwi: no, it's called being a  

GuanLin: all of you are es anyway 

GuanLin: y'all are damn short too 

Sungwoon: if y'all keep shading my height, I'll make sure that y'all wake up with no by tomorrow 

Jaehwan: wHAT ? Those shrimps under our belly buttons? 

Minhyun: you just roasted your own size 

Minhyun: sad to say that your brain is even smaller than your  

Jisung: JIHOON AND BAEJIN ARE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME TOGETHER 

Jihoon: wHAT?!?

Jisung: you've sadly influenced him to be as disrespectful as you 

Jihoon: me?!? What about Woojin?!?

Woojin: you know what they say, blame it on the boyfriend 

Jihoon: they don't say that-

Daehwi: yes they do

GuanLin: that's why you're getting the blame for Jinyoung's disrespectful

Daniel: yeah, like that one time Seongwoo put a strawberry flavored in Jisung’s tea, who got the blame? I got the blame because I’m the boyfriend 

Seongwoo: what?’?! YOU’RE the one who put the in Jisung’s tea 

Sungwoon: off hoes, I did it, don’t discredit me

Sungwoon: And it was chocolate flavored you morons 

Jisung: YOU DID IT!!?

Jisung; YOU EVIL DWARF 

Sungwoon: THE WORD “dwarf” IS NOT ALOWED IN THIS HOUSE 

Sungwoon: say bye to your non existent  

Jinyoung: dwarf-

Sungwoon: THATS IT 

Sungwoon: LISTEN SMALL HEAD

Sungwoon: you are NOT allowed to be with Jihoon anymore 

Jinyoung: wHY?’v

Minhyun: cus you’re MEAN 

Woojin: even meaner than Jihoon himself 

Jihoon: wait, do people say “blame it on the best friend” too?! Cus I’mma make sure Woojin gets all the blame for the rest of his life

GuanLin: I feel bad for Jihoon’s roommate, whoever he is 

Woojin: iM HIS ROOMMATE 

Woojin: HE ALWAYS WANTS TO FIGHT ME 

Jihoon: FIGHT ME YOU COWARD 

Woojin: YOUR MOM’S A HOE  

Jihoon: I KNOW..... 

Jaehwan: OH MA GAAAAAADDDD. 

Seongwoo: oh look, it’s a stupid individual trying to get our attention 

Jaehwan: I SAW OUR CEO AT A DILDP SHOP

Seongwoo: And he has currently gotten my attention

Jisung; WHAT?!?

Daniel: Why?!?

Minhyun: OUR CEO?!? 

Seongwoo: WHY WAS OUR CEO AT A SHOP?!?

Sungwoon: the real question is, wHY WAS JAEHWAN AT A SHOP

Jaehwan: OMG SUNGWOON, THAT DOESN’T MATTER 

Jisung: you keep disappointing me Jaehwan

Jaehwan: Lmao you sound like my mother 

Daniel: CAN SOMEONE GET MINHYUN’S UGLY CLEANING MACHINE AWAY

Daniel: IM TRYING TO CUDDLE MY CATS 

Daniel: SEONGWOO! I MEANT SEONGWOO, IM TRYING TO CUDDLE SEONGWOO 

Seongwoo: well, at least he isn’t cheating on me with another girl or something 

Minhyun: your cats are disgusting anyway 

Daniel: what?!?

Minhyun: dogs are better

Daniel: what?!?

Seongwoo: ugh guys, I think Daniel’s dead, he hasn’t moved for a while 

Daniel: your beautiful face brought me back to life 

Seongwoo: Lmao, shut up 

Minhyun: dogs are still better 

Daniel: DYJSJSNUSBSYABAINASIBS