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Seonho: i've officially been betrayed 

 

GuanLin: by who?! Can i kill him for you?!

 

Seonho: MINHYUN HYUNG BETRAYED ME FOR JINYOUNG

 

GuanLin: ok IM SORRY, I CANT KILL HIM, HE’S TO HANDSOME TO DIE

 

Jonghyun: hOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME YOU UNCULTURED GIRAFFE?!?

 

Minhyun: oH CMON, GIRAFFE, REALLY?!? IM NOT EVEN THAT TALL

 

Sungwoon: “I’m not even that tall” yOUR SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR YOUR HEIGHT -

 

Minhyun: YOU’RE JUST SAYING THAT CUS YOU’RE SHORT

 

Sungwoon: IM NOT SHORT, IM SIMPLY JUST NOT TALL

 

Jonghyun: so you’re short

 

Sungwoon: nO

 

Taehyun: awwww you’re short

 

Sungwoon: YOU’RE AS TALL AS ME YOU ER

 

Taehyun: OH YOU, IM IN FACT 1 CM TALLER THAN YOU FACE

 

Jaehwan: oH SO IT IS CONFIRMED?!?SUNGWOON PUTS ON HIS FACE TO GET GOOD SKIN-

 

Sungwoon: IT’S NOT EVEN TRUE

 

Taehyun: FACE

 

Sungwoon: YOU AND YOUR NON EXISTENCE

 

Jinyoung: true love everyone😩

 

Hyunbin: They’re crazy

 

Kenta: you’re crazy

 

Hyunbin: crazily hot

 

Donghan: ^true

 

Sanggyun: ^ya’ll are some self-lovers

 

Taehyun: ^you called your face “god’s best creation”

 

Sanggyun: ^ITS A FACT

 

Jinyoung: you know what else is a fact?!? That Jihoon loves me

 

Jihoon: yes-

 

Jinyoung: ^I TOLD YALL HE LOVES ME

 

Seonho: ^yOU STOLE MINHYUN HYUNG FROM ME

 

Jinyoung: ^ THE ONLY THING I’VE EVER STOLEN FROM YOU IS YOUR SPOT IN THE TOP 11

 

Jonghyun: ^ok but WHY THE ARE YALL FIGHTING ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND?!

 

Seonho: ^CUS HE’S MY FAVORITE HYUNG

 

Jinyoung: ^DUDE, HE’S LIKE MY DAD

 

Minhyun: Seonho is my annoyingly cute 5 year old cousin, Jinyoung is my child and Jonghyun is my hot af boyfriend OK I SAUD IT

 

Seonho: hA! IM A CUTE COUSIN, TAKE THAT EGG HEAD-

 

Jinyoung: GUANLIN, CONTROL YOUR BOYFRIEND

 

GuanLin: I can’t-

 

GuanLin: oh wait.....I CAN

 

GuanLin: Seonho Babe you want pizza?~~~

 

Seonho: OMG HELL YEAH, MEET ME AT MY PLACE, AND TAKE THE PIZZA WITH YOU

 

GuanLin: awwww ofc

 

GuanLin: cuddles too?

 

Seonho: OFC CUDDLES

 

Jihoon: Jinyoung~ CAN WE CUDDLE?

 

Jinyoung: we are tho-

 

Daehwi: ya’ll can stop cuddle and now, I can’t ing look at ya’ll being all cute and , it makes me puke rainbows

 

Jinyoung: your is just salty cus mr.Samuel here is busy 24/7 and ain’t got time for your sappy

 

Daehwi: BAE JINYOUNG IM GOING TO ING KILL YOU

 

Woojin: dId YoU JUST cAll JiNyoUng yOur “Bae”

 

Daehwi:......the door is that way👉🏽

 

Samuel: awww its ok babe, i can come over right now :)

 

Daniel: DONT COME IF YOU DONT WANT TO GET INFECTED AND DIE

 

Samuel:.....is he ok?

 

Ong: he’s sick💀💀

 

Samuel: how bad? On a scale of 1-10

 

Ong: 11

 

Samuel: DAMN THATS BAD

 

Ong: yeah he’s just been lying in bed and whining all day

 

Ong: POOR CHILD

 

Daniel: IM NOT YOUR CHILD

 

Ong: nO, BUT YOURE MY BIG BABY HUSBAND WHO ONCE CRIED BECAUSE OF A BUG AND MOLDED JISUNG’S TOY GIRAFFE INTO A JNG CHICKEN 

 

Daniel: SAYS THE MAN WHO CRIED BECAUSE OF HIS STUFF DOLL

 

Ong: MY STUFF DOLL WAS MY EVERYTHING AND JISUNG HYUNG JUST RIPPED IT APART, HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THAT WITH A BUG-

 

Daniel: BABE

 

Ong: BABE

 

Daniel: KANG SEONGWOO 

 

Ong: WHAT-

 

Daniel: IM NOT YOUR CHILD

 

Ong: IM LITERALLY FEEDING YOU SOUP RIGHT NOW

 

Daniel: NO, YOURE NOT

 

Ong: THAT’S CUS YOURE CLOSING YOUR ING MOUTH ON ME 

 

Daniel: I CAN CLOSE MY MOUTH ON YOU IF I WANT TO

 

Ong: IT’S YOUR JOB TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH FOR ME SO I CAN SHOVE SOME SOUP DOWN YOUR THROAT 

 

Daniel: IM NOT THE MOUTH OPENER IN THIS RELATIONSHIP

 

Ong: WELL YOU ARE NOW-

 

Jaehwan: STOP TALKING ABOUT AND SWALLOWING, THERE KIDS HERE-

 

Ong:......we’re talking about soup.....

 

Jaehwan: OH-

 

Sewoon: you’re so nasty I swear

 

Jaehwan: you love me

 

Sewoon: sure, that works too 

 

Jaehwan: I’m going to make a new song about you

 

Daniel: yeah, it’ll probably be like the other 9 songs you made about him, “fake love” “sadness” “falling tears” “not so happy love” “the betrayal” “outside your door” “tell me you love me” “lie and tell me you love me”

 

Jaehwan: YOU’RE JUST NAMING ALL THE SAD SONGS I’VE MADE ABOUT HIM

 

Daniel: no....these are ALL the songs you’ve made about him

 

Jaehwan: yeah.....all my sad songs-

 

Ong: KANG DANIEL, OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND LET ME FEED YOU SOUP

 

Daniel: FINE....but do I get a kiss?

 

Ong: I don’t want to be infected-

 

Daniel: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Ong: FINE....bUT EAT

 

Jisung: wow I’ve been away for 6 hours and no one has even missed me....

 

Woojin: oH......you’re here

 

Jisung: PARK WOOJIN

 

Woojin: IM SORRY FOR DISRESPECTING YOU, IT’LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN-

 

Jisung: HYUNGSEOP BETTER PAY FOR YOUR HOSPITAL BILLS AFTER I SLAP YOU, CUS I DEFINITELY AINT GON PAY FOR IT-

 

Hyungseop: you think I’m rich or something?!??I can’t even afford to get Justin out of jail 

 

Justin: I HAVENT BEEN IN JAIL

 

Hyungseop: THEN WHERE TF HAVE YOU BEEN FOR 7 MONTHS?!?

 

Justin: IN A BASEMENT, I WAS LOCKED IN A BASEMENT-

 

Hyungseop: oH-

 

Daniel: oH JISUNG HYUNG

 

Jisung: what kid

 

Daniel: where have you been?

 

Jisung: I got my drivers license

 

Daniel: OMG, DID THE CAR EXPLODE?!?

 

Jisung: nO

 

Daniel: DID YOU BREAK ANY BONE IN YOUR BODY?!?

 

Jisung: WHAT?!? NO

 

Daniel: DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY BURN DOWN THE WHOLE CAR?!

 

Jisung: I PASSED YOU IDIOT

 

Daniel: you passed....yOU PASSED?!?

 

Jisung: yes

 

Daniel: you’re lying

 

Jisung: IM NOT

 

Daniel: YOURE LYING

 

Jisung: I GOT IT YOU HEAD

 

Daniel: what!the!!

 

Woojin: Shouldn’t Daniel hyung eat his soup?

 

Daniel: shouldn’t you go to school?

 

Woojin: oK BYE-