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Sungwoon: Ho Ho Ho Hoes

 

Jaehwan: someone's got that Christmas spirit on 

 

Sungwoon: shut up I'm just here to ask what ya'll asses want for Christmas 

 

Jisung: I want ya'll to shut the up and let me live in peace 

 

Jihoon: LMAO SOMETHING REALISTIC 

 

Jisung: I want respect 

 

Woojin: something we can actually buy for you

 

Jisung: FINE, I WANT FREEDOM 

 

Sungwoon: IT, I'LL JUST GIVE YOU WEED OR SOMETHING

 

Sungwoon: SO MINHYUN, WHAT DO YOU WANT 

 

Minhyun: NU'EST

 

Sungwoon: we cant buy NU'EST

 

Minhyun: I WANT NU'EST

 

Sungwoon: SOMWTHING WE CAN BUY YOU JNG HEAD

 

Minhyun: FINE, BUY ME THE NEW ULTRA VACUUM CLEANER 1000

 

Sungwoon: sure, why tf not, just don't try to vacuum the out of my face again

 

Minhyun: yOUR FACE WAS DIRTY

 

Sungwoon: MY FACE IS NEVER DIRTY

 

Minhyun: I DONT BELIVE YOU, FACE

 

Sungwoon: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YALL THAT I DONT PUT ON MY ING FACE

 

Minhyun: WE KNOW YOU DO, THAT’S WHY YOU’RE SO WHITE

 

Sungwoon: I DONT! TAEHYUN, TELL THEM I DONT

 

Taehyun:..........

 

Sungwoon: TAEHYUN 

 

Taehyun: no comment-

 

Sungwoon: TAEHYUN 

 

Taehyun: NO.COMMENT.

 

Sungwoon: FINE, I HATE YOU ANYWAYS 

 

Taehyun: you told me you love me 2 hours ago-

 

Sungwoon: SHUT.IT

 

Sungwoon: So Ong-

 

Seongwoo: I don’t want anything, god already gifted me with this beautiful face

 

Sungwoon:........JAEHWAN-

 

Jaehwan: I want Sewoon’s love

 

Sewoon: bHAHAHSHSHAHHSHAJAJA

AHHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHhahahahahghGGAAHAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGHAHAHHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH-

 

Jaehwan: YOU , IM MAKING A SONG ABOUT YOU, YOU BETTER LOOK FORWARD TO IT

 

Daehwi: damn, what are you gon call this song? “Tears of love”?

 

Jaehwan: YES I AM, AND ITS GON BE GOOD

 

Sewoon: I’ve already heard all of your 10 songs.....they made me depressed

 

Jaehwan: I’ll take that as a compliment 

 

Sungwoon: ok Daniel, what do you want?

 

Daniel: cats

 

Sungwoon: YOU ALREADY HAVE CATS

 

Daniel: I want more cats

 

Jisung: NO, WE ALREADY HAVE JAEHWAN, WE DONT NEED MORE

 

Daniel: then I want a gun

 

Sungwoon: why?!?

 

Daniel: to kill al the ugly bugs in this world

 

Seongwoo: NO MORE GUNS 

 

Daniel: SHUT UP 

 

Seongwoo: MAKE ME 

 

Sungwoon: “make me” as in “shove your in my mouth” or “make me” as in “kiss me shut”?

 

Seongwoo: the first one, but the second one sounds good too

 

Daniel: can we do the first one?!?

 

Seongwoo: later

 

Jisung: IM STILL IN OUR ROOM THO

 

Daniel: tHEN YOU BETTER GET OUT 

 

Jisung: CANT YALL JUST LET ME LIVE IN PEACE?!?

 

Woojin: awwww....OF COURSE NOT

 

Jisung: *cri*

 

Sungwoon: WOOJIN, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT

 

Woojin: more rice

 

Minhyun: didn’t y’all just get more yesterday?!?

 

Jihoon: Woojin sniffed it all

 

Minhyun: THEN GET SOME MORE

 

Jihoon: we cant, Woojin accidentally shot the guy in the head so yeah....we basically killed our dealer...

 

Minhyun: PARK WOOJIN 

 

Woojin: I TOUGHT THE GUN WAS A TOY

 

Minhyun: YOU KILLED A GUY

 

Woojin: WE ALL KNOW HE WAS GOING TO HELL ANYWAYS SO IT DOESNT MATTER-

 

Jisung: YALL KILLED A GUY?!? WHAT?!? I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET YOU OUT OF JAIL YOU ING IDIOTS OMG WHAT SHOULD I DO KNOW-

 

Jihoon: hdjdjshhshsh I WAS JOKING, CALM YOUR BUDDY

 

Jisung: wait WHAT

 

Woojin: we didn’t kill the guy, he just ran out of rice so y’all have to give us it know

 

Sungwoon: can’t y’all just find a new dealer?

 

Jihoon: why get a dealer when you can get it for Christmas for free?

 

Sungwoon: touché my friend 

 

Sungwoon: but also, WINK, TF YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS....EXEPT for rice

 

Jihoon: I’m already gifted with Jinyoung’s heart

 

Seongwoo: YOU STOLE MY LINE

 

Jihoon: YOU TOO

 

Sungwoon:.........wink.....

 

Jihoon: Just give me money and I’ll be happy

 

Sungwoon: ok good

 

Sungwoon: Baejin what about you?

 

Jinyoung: all I need is a mirror so I can watch my face all day

 

Sungwoon: I MEAN you are pretty handsome so....yeah....I’ll get you a mirror 

 

Minhyun: WAIT SUNGWOON.....wasn’t you known for your visuals during PD101 era....?

 

Sungwoon: DONT EVER DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN, HOE I WAS KNOWN FOR MY VOCALS AND VISUALS AND I STILL AM-

 

Minhyun: damn-

 

Sungwoon: ok Lee Daehwi, tell me what you want

 

Daehwi: o want Samuel to tAKE A BREAK AND SPEND SOME TOME WITH ME

 

Samuel: you do realize that your schedule is like wayyyyy more packed than line right?

 

Daehwi: oh....tHEN I WANT A ONE DAY BREAK WHERE I CAN SPEND TIME WITH SAMMY

 

Sungwoon: CAN I JUST GIVE YOU A ING COMPUTER OR SOMETHING?!?

 

Daehwi: N O

 

Sungwoon: FINE, I’LL TALK TO THE MANAGER 

 

Woojin: you’re gon get hit by the manager

 

Sungwoon: not if I hit him first....

 

Woojin:.....W O W

 

Sungwoon: LAI GUANLIN-

 

GuanLin: just order a big pizza for me on Christmas Eve 

 

Sungwoon: wow that was easy-

 

Seonho: what about me?!??

 

Sungwoon: FINE, I’ll buy you a present too

 

Seonho: HELL YEAH, ORDER A BIG PIZZA FOR ME TOO

 

Sungwoon: y’all are more in love with pizza than with each other

 

GuanLin: Awwww.....that’s kinda true-

 

Seonho: HOW DARE YOU?!?

 

Seonho: its true tho

 

GuanLin: awwwweeeee I love you

 

Seonho: I Lobve you too-

 

Kenta: HEI, YALL GOTTA GUVE US PRESENTS TOO

 

Sungwoon: YAL DIDNT EVEN BUY US PRESENTS THO-

 

Donghan: JOKES ON YOU , WE ALREADY BOUGHT THE

 

Taehyun: rESPECT ELDERS YOU BRAT

 

Donghan:....no-

 

Sungwoon: OK OK, WE’LL GIVE YOU PRESENTS TOO

 

Seongwoo: WE?!?

 

Sungwoon: yes WE 

 

Kenta: good, I want a new phone 

 

Sungwoon: what happened to your phone?

 

Kenta: Sanggyun fell on it while trying to imitate a stripper

 

Sungwoon: I’m not surprised considered it was Sanggyun

 

Sanggyun: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?

 

Hyunbin: it means you do a lot of dumb stuff

 

Sanggyun: ohhhhh...well it’s true tho-

 

Yongguk: give me cat toys

 

Sungwoon: awww, Yongguk still play with toys?

 

Yongguk: it’s for my cat 

 

Sungwoon: oh-

 

Donghan: I want a hoody 

 

Taehyun: DONT GIVE HIM A HOODY, HE HAS LIKE 17 HOODIES IN HIS ING CLOSET

 

Donghan: THOSE ARE NOT MINE 

 

Taehyun: THEN WHO’S ARE THEY

 

Donghan: HYUNBIN’S 

 

Hyungseop: awwww they cute, sharing clothes and

 

Woojin: yOU STOLE THAT BLACK HOODY FROM ME 9 MONTHS AGO AND NEVER GAVE IT BACK

 

Hyungseop: BYE-

 

Taehyun: WAIT, IF THOSE ARE HYUNBIN’S HOODIES, WHT TF ARE THEY IN YOUR CLOSET?!?

 

Donghan: cus I stole them

 

Taehyun: why?!?

 

Donghan: cus I like wearing his clothes?!?

 

Taehyun: omg-

 

Sungwoon: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I’LL JUST GIVE YOU A HOODY

 

Donghan: YAY

 

Hyunbin: give me your height

 

Sungwoon: sorry, I don’t have that-

 

Taehyun: *laughs*

 

Sungwoon: WE’RE ONLY 1CM APART

 

Taehyun: *still laughs*

 

Taehyun: i want your skin

 

Sungwoon: yOU JUST CALLED ME CUMFACE

 

Taehyun: awww I love you too-

 

Sungwoon: wow-

 

Sungwoon: so NU’EST, y’all don’t want anything?

 

Jonghyun: we want Minhyun 

 

Minki: we want Minhyun

 

Aron: we want Minhyun

 

Dongho: we want Minhyun

 

Minhyun: oh-

 

Sungwoon:.......sO HOTSHOT

 

Junhyuk: we want OT6 back

 

YoonSan: literally not only is Taehyun and Sungwoon gone but Hojung and Timoteo too

 

Timoteo: i DIDNT EXEPCT TO BE RANKED NR.1 ON “THE UNIT”

 

YoonSan: WELL ARE YOU SORRY?!?

 

Timoteo: not actually

 

YoonSan: EXACTLY-

 

Sungwoon: OK PEOPLE, CHILL, WE’LL MEET SOON 

 

Hojung: Lmao “Soon” 

 

Hojung: we literally won’t get HotShot ot6 before 2019

 

Taehyun: JUST DONT GET INTO THE TOP 9

 

Timoteo: TOO LATE

 

Sungwoon: idiots 

 

Taehyun: you love us

 

Sungwoon: sure-

 

Jisung: So Sungwoon, what do you want for Christmas? 

 

Sungwoon: height......

 

Jisung:...sorry....we don’t have that

 

Sungwoon: iM SUING YOU

 

Jisung: BYE LMAO-

 

Sungwoon: I HATE YALL SO MUCH ISTG-