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Daniel: i'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YALL 

Seongwoo: hxhdhdjdjdjdj is it a ring? Cus it better be a ring

Daniel: and it's not a ring-

Seongwoo: well.....it's ok.....cus I love you

Daniel: awwwww I love you too

Jinyoung: ew

Daniel: you're just salty cus Jihoon hasn't been talking to you for like 2 hours 

Jinyoung: hE'S SALTY CUS I SAID HE WAS A CRACKHEAD FOR EXPOSING HIS NUMBER ON LIVE BROADCAST 

Jihoon: WELL, AT LEAST IM NOT THE ONE WHO EXPOSED THE FACT THAT I TOOK A IN THE MORNING 

Daniel: ^i honestly don't get how the people are hating on me for that hDHDHSHSHS like c'mon, I'm literally a human too I TAKE S TOO

Sungwoon: ^ I GOT HATE FOR SOMETHING THAT I DIDNT EVEN SAY HDDJJDJSJSJSJSJDJSJ

Minhyun: so what's the surprise about? @ Daniel

Daniel: oh, that

Jaehwan: it better be something cool, like a that plays music 

Daniel: Nope, it's even better

Woojin: oMG DANIEL, YOU BOUGHT ME A CAR?! AWWW YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE

Daniel: you're right, I didn't 

Daehwi: did you buy free tickets to hell?!

Daniel: ^nope we've already got that

GuanLin: free tickets for us to escape YMC

Daniel: ^eVEN BETTER 

Seongwoo: what's even better than escaping YMC?!

Daniel:............

Jisung: ^please tell me you aren't thinking what I think you're thinking

Daniel: ^CATS 

Jaehwan: ^wHAT?! YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO OF THOSE HAIRBALLS 

Daniel: MORE CATS

Jisung: wHYY THO-

Daniel: CUS THEY'RE CUTE 

Sungwoon: ^well So is Daehwi, but you don't see me buy 118272 more of him-

Daehwi: iM A GODDAMN HUMAN BEING, NOT AN ANIMAL OR AND ITEM.....and don't talk about cats like they're some items......tHEY GOT FEELINGS TOO-

GuanLin: well, look on the bright side, he called you cute 

Daehwi: ^hdhdhshdjsj ISSA FACT, IVE BEEN KNEW 

Jisung: NO MORE CATS

Daniel: SHUT UP, THEY'RE ING ADORABLE OK?! AND WHAT'S WITH YOUR HATRED TOWARDS CATS ANYWAY?

Jaehwan: ^they're literally just walking hairballs tho-

Minhyun: ^THEY'RE CATS YOU CRACKHEAD OML

Jisung: , ONE OF YOUR "beloved" CATS aka PETER ALMOST KILLED ME

Daniel: hE JUST TRIED TO STAB YOUR EYEBALLS OUT, IT AINT THAT DEEP

Jisung: I COULD'VE GONE BLIND 

Woojin: oh no, then you wouldn't be able to see my beautiful face everyday

Jihoon: ^bHAHAHAJAJAJ SHUT UP YOU AINT CUTE SIS-

Woojin: ^oh look who's talking, nations fashion terrorist 

Jihoon: ^iM NOT 

Jinyoung: ^awwww it's ok babe, at least you're cute

Daehwi: ^IM THE CUTE ONE 

GuanLin: ^LIES

Jaehwan: WHO WANTS TO SHAVE DANIEL CATS WITH ME?!?

Minhyun:.......

Sungwoon:............

Jaehwan: pLEASE-

Sungwoon: FINE, I'LL DO IT

Minhyun: WHAT

Daniel: WHAT

Jisung: OH MY JESUS CHRIST-

Jaehwan: yAAAAYYY IT'LL BE FUN

Daniel: YOU ARE NOT SHAVING MY CATS 

Jaehwan: aWWWW BUT WERE BORED 

Minhyun: THEN DO SOMETHING FUN

Sungwoon: making Daniel's cats bald is fun 

Minhyun: can't we just go and burn Sewoon's kitchen or something......

Jonghyun: I love how we have the coolest nicknames ever.......like I'm nations leader, Jisung is national comedian, Daniel is nation's first pick, Jihoon is nation's 2nd place-

Jihoon:

Jonghyun: iM sorry, Jihoon is nations wink boy, Daehwi is nation's cutie, Woojin is nation's black bourse, GuanLin is nations baby chick, Seongwoo is......jut known as "Ong" hdjdjsjsjs, Jaehwan is nations vocal, Jinyoung is nations small headed brat, Sungwoon is nations fairy and Minhyun is nations master mind

Jihoon: IM NATIONS FASHION KING

GuanLin: ^lies and bull

Seongwoo: people keep forgetting that my name is actually "Ong Seongwoo" and not just "Ong" 

Daniel: Kang Daniel👀👀👀

Seongwoo: 👀👀👀👀

Woojin: ^love can choke

Hyungseop: hi🤗

Woojin: ^damn, Love is beautiful

GuanLin: ^WHIPPED

Seonho: hi💓

GuanLin: ^i whipped 

Samuel: awwww y'all are some cute couples 

Daehwi: ^we're actually cuter

Samuel: ^true tho-