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Seongwoo: YALL

 

Seongwoo: HELP

 

Daniel: what did you do-

 

Seongwoo: perhaps I ed up a little 

 

Jisung: you ed up big time didn't you

 

Seongwoo: if losing nation's most loved dwarf aka Ha Sungwoon in Times Square is a big up then I've definitely ed Up big time 

 

Woojin: BIG TIME?! BIG TIME RUSH?! HOLY , I LOVE BIG TIME RUSH, THEY ENDED EXO, BTS WHO? SEVENTEEN WHO?! EXO WHO?!  WANNA ONE WHO-

 

Jihoon: tHINK WITH YOUR BRAIN NOT YOUR WOOJIN

 

Woojin: SHUT UP JIGGLY PUFF

 

Jihoon: at least I know how to ing read

 

Jinyoung: I think we all should just calm our

 

Woojin: SUE ME

 

Jihoon: I WONT HESITATE 

 

Jihoon:

 

Daehwi: shut up or I swear I'll ing slap the living bull out of you

 

GuanLin: sis snapped 

 

Minhyun: how the fluff do you lose a person?!?

 

Jaehwan: did you just write "fluff" instead of ""

 

Minhyun: LET ME BE

 

Minhyun: i'm actually trying to be ing respectful unlike y'all 

 

Seongwoo: NO ONE CARES ABOUT RESPECT OR WHATEVER 

 

Seongwoo: I LOST HA SUNGWOON AT TOMES SQUARE???

 

Daniel: but then again, HOW DO YOU LOSE A PERSON?!?

 

Seongwoo: first of all, Sungwoon is SMALL, not "small" as in "smol and cute" but "small" as in he's literally the size of Jaehwan's "small"

 

Woojin: Jaehwan has a ? Sorry, I couldn't see it

 

Jihoon: smaller than my motivation to live

 

Seongwoo: EXACTLY

 

Seongwoo: you CAN'T see him

 

Seongwoo: YALL DONT UNDERSTAND, THIS IS A BIG FAT RIP FOR ME

 

Seongwoo: Hotshot are totally going to sue me, Wannables are going to sue me, YMC are going to sue me- 

 

Daniel: SEE?!  I ing TOLD you that I should've gone with Sungwoon instead

 

Seongwoo: you've already lost him TWO times before, this is my FIRST time 

 

Daniel: iT WAS ACTUALLY THREE TIMES NOT TWO, TAKE THAT YOU ER

 

Seongwoo: you BEG me to

 

Jisung: oK ENOUGH, WE'VE STILL GOT KIDS HERE

 

GuanLin: me, he's talking about me 

 

Daehwi: me too

 

GuanLin: Yeah, but I'm actually relevant, unlike you 

 

Daehwi: I'm not crying, my eyes are just sweating 

 

Minhyun: jUST CALL HIM

 

Seongwoo: uhm-

 

Seongwoo: well I kinda-

 

Seongwoo: drove over his phone-

 

Jonghyun: you know, that would've NEVER happened if I was the leader

 

Jisung: JONGHYUN

 

Jonghyun: IM JUST SAYING 

 

Jaehwan: ONG SEONGWOO YOU IDIOT 

 

Jinyoung: Yeah, maybe THATS why he ran away from you

 

Seongwoo: hE DIDN'T RUN AWAY, I LOST HIM

 

Daniel: and what? Did he just magically disappear 

 

Seongwoo: well no-

 

Jisung: EXACTLY, he ran away from you

 

Woojin: Lmao, I would've done the same 

 

Jihoon: yeah but you don't have anyone to run away from 

 

Woojin: I ran away from you that one time 

 

Jihoon: yEAH AND I CALLED THE ING POLICE 

 

Woojin: YOU TOLD THEM THAT I WAS 5, THEY THOUGHT I WAS A CHILD

 

Jihoon: you're mentally 5

 

Jihoon: that's no different 

 

Seongwoo: oK iM lowkey panicking 

 

Seongwoo: LOWKEY

 

Jaehwan: no, I can hear you panicking from my phone screen 

 

Seongwoo: I AM CALM

 

Daniel: maybe he's just getting a new phone 

 

Seongwoo: Yeah, you're right

 

Seongwoo: you're right babe

 

Seongwoo: ugh what would I be without you?

 

Daniel: a  

 

Jisung: DANIEL

 

Daniel: HE ASKED ME A QUESTION AND I JUST ANSWERED POLITELY OK?!?

 

Taehyun: I can't believe you lost my boyfriend 

 

Taehyun: best friend 

 

Taehyun: I meant best friend 

 

GuanLin: no you didn't 

 

Taehyun: no I didn't 

 

Jinyoung: well actually, he ran away 

 

Taehyun: seems legit 

 

Sungwoon: IM BACK HOES

 

Seonwgoo: OH THANK GOD YOU'RE OK

 

Sungwoon: BACK OFF YOU

 

Sungwoon: see I went out to get a new phone after your ugly looking DROVE on my phone

 

Woojin: ay Sungwoon, the devil called, he wants his soul back

 

Sungwoon: off you fish smelling piece of bird  

 

Sungwoon: ONG SEONGWOO

 

Sungwoon: IM GOING TO KILL YOU AND YOUR LITTLE SEALS 

 

Seongwoo: NOOOOO NOT THE ONG SEALS

 

Jisung: wait, you got seals that look like you?!?

 

Seongwoo: Yeah, yeah I do

 

Jinyoung: they look exactly like him

 

Daniel: got his lil moles too

 

Jihoon: lowkey adorable 

 

Daewhwi: like me

 

Woojin: no

 

Minhyun: look

 

Minhyun: 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daniel: he has like 100000 of them 

 

Daniel: they fill up the entire bed like?!? I DON'T EVEN HAVE SPACE TO SLEEP THERE ANYMORE

 

Donghan: you sleep in Seongwoo's bed?

 

Hyungseob:.......

 

Taehyun:.......

 

Yongguk:......

 

Hyunbin:......

 

Sanggyun:....

 

Kenta:..........

 

Donghyun:......

 

Youngmin:.......

 

Sewoon:......

 

Samuel:.......

 

Jonghyun:.......

 

Minki:.......

 

Dongho:......

 

Justin:.....

 

Jisung: JUSTIN?!?

 

Woojin: you're ALIVE?!?

 

Justin: HELL YEAH

 

Justin: AND I FUCJING DEBUTED ESSSSSS

 

Justin: listen to my debut song NEXT(NEX7)-Wait a minute 

 

Jisung: my group is lit y'all 

 

Jihoon: iM blocking you

 

Justin: I'm a rich hoe, I'm suing you 

 

Hyungseob: he gets wilder each day 

 

Jinyoung: how delightful 

 

Sungwoon: ONG SEONGWOO

 

Sungwoon: I HATE YOU WITH EVERY INCH OF MY BODY

 

Seongwoo: that's not many inches 

 

Sungwoon: , IMMA FIGHT YOU 

 

Seongwoo: what are you gonna do? Fight my knees?

 

Sungwoon: what are you?! Five?!?

 

Seongwoo: Yeah, five heads taller than you

 

Sungwoon: you know I really hope you choke on Daniel's non existent  

 

Sungwoon: And your seals are cuter than you

 

Sungwoon:

 

Seongwoo: hOW DARE YOU SAY THOSE SEALS ARE BETTER THAN ME

 

Jaehwan: they are, they don't talk while you talk TOO much

 

Sungwoon: maybe you should use your mouth for more important stuff instead of talking 

 

Daniel: oh trust me, he does 

 

Sungwoon: ugh how did your idiot even get 1st place

 

Jihoon: you know, iM STILL SALTY OVER THAT

 

Jisung: OK EVERYONE, CONTOL YOURSELVES NOW

 

Minhyun: you do realize that these people have no actual control over their lives and that they're just a bunch of messes right?

 

Woojin: y'all smell that?

 

Jinyoung: did you fart again?

 

Woojin: NO

 

Woojin: DO YALL SMELL THAT??

 

Daehwi: WHAT??

 

Woojin: The smell of FACTS

 

GuanLin: the fact that we're a mess or the fact that you let out a fart?

 

Daehwi: probably both

 

Woojin: y'all 

 

Jaehwan: UWU I love this family

 

Daniel: choke on a toenail

 

Jaehwan: UWU, how sweet of you 

 

Jinyoung: Lmao, y'all just a bunch of es 

 

GuanLin: ^now THATS the smell of facts y'all