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Sungwoon: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU CLEANING FREAK MODEL TALL HOE IMMA ING KILL YOU

Jihoon: soooooo

Daniel: mind telling us-

Ong: -what happened

Jinyoung: I mean you don't have to 

GuabLin: but tell us

Daehwi: and please don't kill us too

Jaehwan: CUS you're lowkey scary when you're angry

Jisung: it's scaring me too so sPILL WHAT HAPPENED

Minhyun: ^I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID-

Sungwoon: YOU DONT KNOW?!? WHAT YOU DID?!? ARE YOY ING KIDDING ME??' YOU WASHED MY PHONE WITH SOAP AMD WATER MOTHERING SOAP.AND.WATER

Minhyun: ^WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO USE THEN-

Ong: ^WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WASH A ING IPHONE

Minhyun: ^CUS IT WAS DIRTY 

Jinyoung: ^there was probably a lot of in there too

Sungwoon: ^SHUT UP SMALL HEAD

Jihoon: DONT BE MEAN TO MY HUSBAND

Jisung: ^WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?

Jihoon: BOYFRIEND.....I said boyfriend

Jisung: G O O D

Sungwoon: THERE WAS NO IN THERE.....i think......,AND ASLO YEAH IMMA ING KILL YOU

GuanLin: AWWW that's adorable....I can't take small people who wants to kill people seriously...iTS SO CUTE

Daehwi: ^S M A L L

Sungwoon: ^IMMA KILL ALL OF U AFTER I KILL MINHYUN.....and also IM TALL

Daniel: ^sure, I'll let you live with that lie

Daniel: WAIT-

Ong: HOW TF ARW YOU TEXTIN IF YOU AINT GOT A PHONE?!??

Sungwoon: I'm using Woojin's phone....

Jihoon: WHAT?! SAUSAGE NUMBER.2 WOULD NEVER LET ANYONE BORROW HIS PHONE EXEPT FOR HIS BABY BUNNY

Hyungseop: BABY BUNNY?!? WHO TF IS THAT?!? IS HE CHEATING ON ME?!?

Daehwi: ^ITS YOU IDIOT

Hyungseop: ^OH-

Sungwoon: EXACTLY

GuanLin: w...what did you do to Woojin?

Sungwoon: taped his mouth, tied his arms and legs together and put him somewhere secret 

Daehwi: IS IT A GAY STRIP CLUB?

Jisung: ^*is disappointed

Daniel: Jesus: *is disappointed*

Jihoon: WHERE TF IS SAUSAGE?!?

Sungwoon: I AINT TELLING YOU BEFORE THAT HOE OVER THERE BUYS ME A NEW ING PHONE

Jihoon: BUY THE DWARF A NEW PHONE!

Minhyun: FINE...I'mma buy a new phone....

Sungwoon: ok then....he's in the closet

Jihoon: WHICH CLOSET?!??

Sungwoon: FIND OUT YOURSELF

Jihoom: OH FOR S SAKE-

Jihoon: IMMA FIND THE DUMB SAUSAGE

Jinyoung: can I come with?

Jihoon: AWWW of course baby

Jinyoung: YAAAAY

Hyungseop: OMG DAMN WELL IMMA FIND MY DUMB BOYFRIEND SO-

Seonho: hey hottie

GuanLin: well guess that's me

Seonho: yeah no bae

GuanLin: so we still going on that pizza date?

Seonho: I'm outside the dorm

GuabLin: THEN LETS GO BABE-

Seonho: YAAAY

Samuel: CUTIE LETS GO OUT

Daehwi: AWWW OF COURSE

Daniel: hello stranger~

Ong: you married this stranger Kang

Daniel: AWWW of course I did Ong

Ong: wrong....its Kang....its been so for a month now

Daniel: oh well ok then Kang...lets go out😉

Ong: oh hell yeah babe LETS GO-

Jonghyun: SOOO I heard you're buying a new phone

Minhyun: yes I am

Jonghyun: how about we go on a date THEN you can buy the phone 

Minhyun: sounds like an FANTASTIC idea 

Jonghyun: AWWW lets go

Jisung: so Jisung....wanna....idk? Date or something....."of course Jisung I wanna date you" AW THANK YOU JISUNG-