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Sungwoon: HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

 

Taehyun: you’re late rat head

 

Sungwoon: HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!-

 

Daniel: Valentine’s Day was dayyyyyyys ago, what the have you been smoking?

 

Woojin: he’s been sniffing the rice 

 

Jihoon: OUR RICE?! HE STOLE OUR RICE?!?

 

Woojin: he stole our rice

 

Jihoon: hOW DARE HE STEAL OUR RICE 

 

Jinyoung: well, you stole my heart, did I complain?

 

Jihoon:......

 

Jaehwan: VALENTINE’S DAY WAS DAYS AGO, CAN YALL STOP BEING NASTY NOW?!

 

Daehwi: you’re so salty

 

Jaehwan: I’m not salty

 

Sewoon: ^he’s salty

 

Jaehwan: IM NOT

 

Sungwoon: so Jaehwan, what did you get for Valentine’s day?

 

Jaehwan: a romantic dinner

 

GuanLin: Sewoon on a romantic dinner with Jaehwan?!? What kind of drugs did you give him-

 

Jaehwan: no drugs, he was actually romantic for once 

 

Sewoon: I’m always romantic

 

Jaehwan: hitting me with your guitar is not romantic

 

Sungwoon: YOU DID IT FIRST

 

Jaehwan: no regrets-

 

Daniel: well WE went out on a romantic date on the streets of Seoul 

 

Seongwoo: hdhshsjsjs he made me homemade chocolate 

 

Daniel: it was the best date ever

 

Seongwoo: it was like falling in Love all over again

 

Jonghyun: awwww...y’all are so ing In love, it makes me want to punch you 

 

Daniel: punch me

 

Jonghyun: you don’t want me to punch you

 

Jonghyun: because my hand is going to hurt if I do and I’ll probably cry which is pretty embarrassing 

 

Minhyun: ^you’re so soft, I want to cuddle you

 

Jisung: ^hshsjdjdhjd what did you do for Valentine’s Day?

 

Minhyun: ^ate dinner, lots of cuddling, lots of hugging 

 

Jisung: ^*cries* I WANT TO HAVE A VALENTINE TOO-

 

Daehwi: ^awwwww, you’ve got 11 valentine’s tho-

 

Jisung: ^*sniffs* I love my kids

 

GuanLin: ^of course you do

 

Daehwi: well me and Samuel went out and ate ice cream 

 

Samuel: ^i gave him a ring 

 

Jisung: ^A RING?!  NO, NO MARRIAGE-

 

Samuel: ^IT’S A PROMISE RING, DAMN GRANDPA-

 

Jisung: ^IT BETTER BE A PROMISE TING KID, OR ELSE IMMA WHOOP YOUR

 

Daehwi: ^issa promise ring

 

Jisung: ^GOOD, DAVID

 

Daehwi: ^did you just call me David

 

Jisung: ^Yes-

 

GuanLin: ^me and Seonho went to the movies and ate pizza 

 

Seonho: ^i accidentally said “I love pizza” instead of “I love you” 

 

GuanLin: ^awwwww it’s ok, I know you love me, who doesn’t?

 

Seonho: ^true

 

Woojin: Valentine’s Day was fun

 

Hyungseop: ^yeah, we were at a restaurant and it all went pretty well until I saw a spider and flipped my chair to hell

 

Woojin: ^he has good chair flipping skills

 

Jinyoung: ^what’s with Hyungseop and chair flipping?

 

Hyungseop: ^i’m just really good at it

 

Jinyoung: we went on a picnic date

 

Jihoon: Jinyoung almost slapped a bug 

 

Jisung: almost?

 

Jihoon: he got scared and ran away instead of hitting it, hdhshsjsjs whatta weak

 

Jinyoung: I’m YOUR weak

 

Woojin: IM THE WEAK HERE

 

Hyungseop: ^true-

 

Jihoon: you ain’t no weak , you a wack

 

Woojin: ^ok that works too

 

Sungwoon: well do y’all want to know what I got for Valentine’s Day?

 

Jaehwan: ^no-

 

Sungwoon: NOTHING

 

Minhyun: oh -

 

Sungwoon: NOH TAEHYUN I KNOW YOU’RE HERE

 

Taehyun: oH well would you look at the time, he he he he I’ll have to go now-

 

Sungwoon: hOW DARE YOU NOT GIVE ME ANYTHING FOR VALENTINE’S DAY?! NOT EVEN A ING PHONE CALL

 

Taehyun: i’m busy 

 

Sungwoon: with what-

 

Taehyun: concerts and stuff

 

Sungwoon: EXCUSES 

 

Taehyun: hey, I’m sorry I missed valentine’s day, I’ll make it up to you

 

Sungwoon: you better throw a ing surprise party for me with over 100 guests or else I ain’t forgiving you

 

Taehyun: I don’t tho-

 

Kenta: Taehyun! We’re done decorating for the surprise-late-valentine’s part you’re planning to throw for Sungwoon tomorrow, we’ve invited about 100 guests and everyone is coming

 

Kenta: , wRONF GROUP CHAT OK BYE-

 

Taehyun:.........

 

Taehyun: KENTA YOU HEAD

 

Daniel: way to throw a surprise party, Sungwoon will definitely be surprised 

 

Sungwoon: bHAHAHHAHAHA, I ING KNEW YOU WERE GON DO SOMETHING NOH TAEHYUN, WHAT’S NEXT, 1000 ROSES?

 

Hyunbin: we’ve ordered all 1000 roses Taehyun, I know Sungwoon’s gon Love it.....

 

Taehyun:.....

 

Hyunbin: oH WRONG GROUP CHAT

 

Sanggyun: HYUNBIN, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DID THE SAME MISTAKE WE ALMOST BURNED KENTA FOR DOING JUST A MOMENT AGO

 

Yongguk: hOW DID YALL EVEN GET THE WRONG JNG GROUP CHAT?!

 

Hyunbin: THE NAMES ARE SIMILAR 

 

Donghan: “the future strippers” and “Wanna one es” are not similar and are never gon be similar you idiot

 

Hyunbin: I’m YOUR idiot

 

Donghan: doesn’t change the fact that you’re an idiot 

 

Sungwoon: bHDJSJJAJJAJAH 

 

Sungwoon: you’re so soft for me it’s hysterical 

 

Taehyun: don’t pretend you ain’t soft for me

 

Sungwoon: I’m not 

 

Taehyun: you love me

 

Sungwoon: I do tho-

 

Daniel: why does our conversations always end up with Taehyun and Sungwoon getting soft for each other and saying some cheesy

 

Seongwoo: it’s called love babe

 

Jisung: love can choke

 

Seongwoo: I WASN’T TAKING TO YOU

 

Jisung: I KNOW

 

Daehwi: awww it’s ok Jisung, we’ll celebrate Valentine’s Day with you

 

Minhyun: I’ll get the flowers

 

Jaehwan: I already have the chocolate 

 

Jihoon: HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MOM

 

Jinyoung: WE LOVE YOU

 

Daehwi: YEAH, WE ADORE YOU

 

Woojin: OUR FAVORITE HUMAN BEING

 

GuanLin: YOU’RE NOT THAT OLD, I SWEAR

 

Jisung: ^yALL ARE SO NICE

 

Daniel: FAMILY HUG

 

Seongwoo: ^YAAAAYYYYY

 

Taehyun: So......y’all coming to the party tomorrow?

 

Sungwoon: ^ yeah I am

 

Taehyun: ^hdhshsjsj you better act surprised when you get there, just so I can feel accomplished 

 

Sungwoon: ^fine, because I’m whipped 

 

Taehyun: ^and he admits it in the end 

 

Sungwoon: ^hshshshahaha

 

Jaehwan: ^wow, love’s great 

 

Sewoon: ^hdjhdjhdjhdjdhjd yeah