January 2011

My dearest oppa,

Geeeezz! Hold your horses! Calm down will you? I am sorry I’m  not able to reply to your letters, I got them all but you really sound serious from the last one and I don’t want to be responsible on you going bankrupt! Oppa breathe! Eomma told me your actually planning to withdraw all your savings! Stop okay? I’m sending this via express mail and along with this is my care box for my actor oppa! You actually manage to dodge all my spoiler questions! You are mean! Anyhow I got you two bottles of Spätleese one for you and the other for eomma, I also got Sacher tarts, Mozart balls, Lebkuchen which can be stored for months! Do share all of these with eomma and your friends (actor friends…Yoo Ah In friend…ehem ehem…. Wink wink). I got eomma a swarovski bracelet, it was sooo pretty I had to give it to here and I got you mugs, well porcelain mugs, you can put them up for display or use them, whatever you want. Anyhow I also got you Vienna shirt!!! Hahahahaha I know it’s to touristy but hey you never can tell when you will need it right? And well, these are the only things that won’t spoil in the next few days.

When I told you I met someone. What I meant was I met a Korean girl, an exchange student but she’s originally from the US. What were you thinking? I totally laughed at your last letter, me dating? Here? Before you can even kill me, my siblings are prolly way ahead of you. They won’t even let me see th