"I shall give you all some exercises while I give some of you the oral test, okay?" The class nodded and waited for Miss Kim to hand out the papers. She walked around the tables and gave each student a set of the exercises. "Okay, you may begin," Pencils scribbling on the papers were heard and Miss Kim retreated back to her own seat. "Ryeowook!" Little Ryeowook got up from his seat, shaking nervously. "You'll do just fine, okay Wookie?" 

  On the other side of the classroom... Leeteuk was having troubles with the exercises. This is harder than I thought.. Maybe it's this answer.. He filled in the blank for the first question with the answer 'duck'. The boy played with the duck... yeah, that's it.. He moved onto the second section and almost fell out from his chair. Is this some kind of joke?! Make sentences with the words given?! Leeteuk crossed his fingers and hoped he would still be alive by the time the exercises were finished. Deduct.. maybe they misspelled it.. yeah.. He wrote the sentence 'Deduct is chicking'. Is this the way to spell chicken? Ah whatever.

  "Leeteuk!" Miss Kim jolted down Ryeowook's mark onto the form. Pushing his chair backwards, Leeteuk went to his teacher. "Good morning, Miss Kim," He bowed ninety degrees and his teacher smiled at him. "Shall we begin?" Leeteuk nodded and moved closer to his teacher.

"What is your name?"

"M-moder a-and fader gip me name."

"How old are you?"

"Um.. n-not o-old, not old."

"Where do you live?"

"H-houshu..." He drew a square in the air with his hands.

"Where were you born?"

"P-?"

"Not , Leeteuk. Born."

"A-ah.. bom.. n-no like bom."

"Um... when were you born?"

"I no like bom!"

"Next question then. What is your hobby?"

"??????????"

"Hobby, the things you like to do during your free time."

"A-ah... jump jump jump yes success."

"......... very well. You can return to your seat." Return? He dashed right back.

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"Aww.. it's okay Teukie," Kangin hugged the crying Leeteuk who had a paper with a big fat 'F' on the top right corner of it. "Not everyone is good in.. Engrish? It's not your fault you failed at it," Leeteuk cried harder than ever. 

"Way to go, fatbrain."

"You're not helping, hyung!"

"It's not you faaaaault you faaaaaaailed at it~"

"I'm not good at consoling people!"

"Teukie hyung.. p-please s-stop crying.."

"............ oh great Donghae's gonna cry too. WHOEVER FACES WATER SHORTAGE PLEASE CALL 012-3456789!"