Leeteuk tapped his feet with his hands on his hips, obviously angry. "Where are the children?!" He flailed his little hands in the air, trying to catch Kangin's attention. "Teukie... stop that, you're a child too," Kangin didn't even bother to look up from his story book. "I am the mother of our group! How can they be late?!" You see, the "children" promised to go over to Leeteuk's house to play. "Teukie, they're just five minutes late," Kangin reminded him. Just as Leeteuk opened his mouth to say something else, the front door banged open and little bodies piled up on the door mat.

  Eunhyuk was wrestling with Hankyung, Heechul whispering with Shindong, Donghae talking animatedly while Ryeowook and Yesung listened to him, Sungmin and Kyuhyun were tickling each other senseless, Zhou Mi was sharing an apple with Henry and the other two (Siwon and Kibum) were standing there staring down at them. "You guys are late!" At once, the "children" stopped what they were doing and looked up to see Leeteuk fuming. "For five minutes," said Heechul, sarcasm dripping in his voice. "Still late! You were supposed to be here by two! Now go to the living room, go!" Slowly, each child picked himself up from the floor and dragged his feet over to the couch. "You're not our umma," Kyuhyun pointed out. 

  A gasp was heard and all of them turned around to see Leeteuk standing there, fists curled. His face was red and he looked like he was about to cry. "You are the most ill-behaved children I have ever seen! How can you say that I am not your umma! I spend my time looking after you and this is what I get in return?!" Leeteuk's high pitched voice shrilled. He was crying by now and his shoulders were going up.. down.. up.. down. "H-hyung!" Kangin dropped his book and ran over to Leeteuk, hugging the boy. "Hyung, don't cry. You're going to make the others cry too," Leeteuk glanced at the other children in the room briefly and saw that most of them were about to have a breakdown. "B-but.. they said I'm n-not their umma," Leeteuk tried to reason out with Kangin. "We're sorry.. you're our umma," Kyuhyun spoke out. "Really?!" The others sweatdropped as Leeteuk's mood shifted in an instant, now smiling brighter than the Sun. "Yes, umma!" Everyone chanted happily. 

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"Teukie hyung is scary when he's angry."

"Scarier than Heechul hyung?"

"You bet."

"Hae ah, eat this."

"Yay! Chocolate cake! Thanks Hyukkie!"

"Hankyung."

"Yes Chullie."

"Heechul ah, be nicer to Hankyung."

"No."

"KIM HEECHUL!"

"Fine fine! Jeez! Calm down you mad woman!"

"Kyuhyunnie~ I want to play with your PSP~"

"Okay, here hyung."

"What?! You let him play it?!"

"Yep."

"I want food."

"Shindong hyung, you're fat enough."

"I still want food."

"I can make omelette!"

"Wah.. Wookie is so cool.."

"I know, and he's mine!"

"I wouldn't touch him with a ten feet pole, no worries."

"How about an eleven feet pole?"

"Hae, just eat your cake."

"Hey, where is Siwon and Kibum?"

"Over there."

"Praying.. again?"

"Devoted Christians."

"Hm... Kangin ah! Get the kids some more cake!"

"Arasso, Teukie."

"Eh?! Where is my mochi?!"

"Mimi hyung, I'm right here."

"Oh sorry! I thought you were one of the plushies on the couch!"

"Henry is just that cute."

"My children.. so adorable! I LOVE YOU GUYS!"

"Umma, we love you too!"

"What about me?"

"Love you too, Kangin."

"But I hate appa."

"CHO KYUHYUN!"