Life As It Is [Q&A 1]

CSkies: Alright. Let's start. Hello, it's your author here, CSkies-

/someone snorts/

CSkies: Oui who was that?

/all points at Taehyung/

Taehyung: Before anything, can't you use a legit name that people can call you? What is 'CSkies' even suppose to mean??

CSkies: It's C. Skies. C is short for Chalcedony, and don't ask why is it. I'm too lazy to explain. From here on out, instead of 'authornim', 'unnie' and all that, you can just call me Skies. I don't know what else you can call me with. WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT MYSELF. Back to the Q&A.

Yujin: /enters/ Sorry, I'm late.

Taehyung & Jimin: Ouiiiiii.... /more sounds of protest/

CSkies: Let's go one round of introductions shall we-

Yujin: There's no need. Everyone knows everyone right? Right. Let's start.

CSkies: Okay. We'll go according to the sequence the questions were asked. /claps hand like a slate/ START.

Q1: To Namjoon, Jungkook, Jimin, Taehyung & Yujin: how did you guys start to become delinquents?

CSkies: Five of you, how did you guys start to become delinquents?

Yujin: First off, we're not delinquents, well, I'm not. I don't know about these other four-

Taehyung: YAH-

Yujin: -I prefer being called..... /gestures hand dramatically/ someone who fights well.

Jin: I know, I know! You don't look for trouble, trouble looks for you. Right?

Yujin: Yes.

CSkies: Next?

Namjoon: /points at Jimin/ he fought so I followed him.

Jimin: WHAT?? Yah we both started fighting together! Short memory! Remember that kid?

Yujin: /snorts/

Jimin: Shut up, damned shortie.

Namjoon: oh right. We found someone getting bullied in middle school after class. Fought the bullies away. Then they came after us everyday. That's how we started.. Right?

Jimin: yeah.

Hoseok: oooohhhh heroes!!

Jimin: What about Taehyung? Ah. He knew Jungkook before us. Both of them.

Taehyung: I.. Started fighting when i was.. 5? Before I met Jungkook. I met him right before middle school.

Jungkook: -tch /in a soft voice/ annoying-hyung

Taehyung: YAH DONT BRING UP THAT NAME NOW- whatever. Mine was bully problem too.

Jimin: Who bullied you??!!

Yujin: Everyone would want to bully him.

Taehyung: Wha- BULL!!

Yujin: /smirks/ Scaredy cat, everyone would see you as an easy target.

Taehyung: You-!

Jin: Uhh.. Can we not start fighting here?

Suga: Hyung's right. Yujin stop it.

Hoseok: What about Jungkook-ah?

Jungkook: ...

Yujin: Idiot pretty boy

Jungkook: /glares at Yujin/

Hoseok: /quickly raises hands/ OKAY! Next question!!

Yujin: I didn't even get to answer!

Suga: There's no need to-

Jin: THERE'S A NEED TO!! I wanna know!!

Hoseok: Oh oh oh me too!!

Yujin: Similar to Kim Alien. Bully problem around that age too.

Taehyung: Who's that?

Namjoon: /bursts out laughing/ He meant you.

Jin: So so so when did Kang Yujin start fighting?

Yujin: I already answered!! Next!

Q2: Suga, what was Yujin like in the past? Was she the same?

CSkies: Suga, is Yujin still the same as she was in the past? How was she like last time?

Yujin: Of course. I'm still as cool as ever!

Jin: I'm pretty sure that was a question for Yoongi.

Jimin: pfft.

Yujin: Whatever, I'm cool in the past, present and future, next question!

Suga: Shut it! Kang Yujin? In the past? /bends forward looking Yujin's way/ depends how far in the past you want.. Kang Yujin? Reckless, secretive, independent, snobby-

Yujin: Fabulous cool smart and every other positive descriptions. NEXT QUESTION!

Taehyung: /laughs/ yah, you embarrassed?

Yujin: You wanna die?

Taehyung: Nope, next question!

Q2. Yujin, if you were to choose your boyfriend, who would it be and why?

CSkies: /laughs out loud/

Taehyung: What's the question????

CSkies: Kang Yujin, out of everyone present here right now, choose someone you'd want as a boyfriend and tell us why.

/all seven boys start choking on nothing/

Yujin: ... /looks at you who's reading this now/ you wanna die? Next question.

Jin: WAIT!! Wait wait wait!! You have to answer the question!

Suga: You don't have to. Next!

Jin and Hoseok: /grab and push Suga off his chair/

Suga: /swears in Korean and gets put into the detention corner for swearing/

Jin: Kang Yujin, answer the question!

Yujin: Why're you so eager?

Jimin: J-just answer t-the damned-

Yujin: ParkJimin

/Jimin freezes, Taehyung snaps his head to Yujin/

Taehyung: FOR REAL?

Yujin: Yeah, didn't you know? I love you too. /rolls eyes/

Jungkook: Just answer the damn question.

Yujin: Why? Curious?

Suga: /shouts from the corner/ NEXT QUESTION!

Jin: Yuji-

Suga: Next question!

Jin: who's-

Suga: Next Question!

Jin: boyfr-

Suga: NEXT QUESTION!!

Yujin: Jung Hoseok, because he's not as troublesome as the rest of you. Next question. /claps hands like a slate/

Hoseok: /widens eyes/

Jimin: Wait, what?

Q3. Jiminie, do you love fighting so much? Actually, the question is, are you the only child in the family~?

CSkies: Park Jimin, two questions. Do you love fighting so much? And are you the- oui this person didn't read the story properly to ask this.. he's not the only child in the family! Anyway, they asked if you were the only child in the family....

Jimin: Me?

CSkies: No, me.

Jimin: Fight?

Yujin: Puberty problems

Jimin: Yah you seriously-

Suga: /released from the corner/ Kang Yujin can you just..

Yujin: okay okay okay..

Jimin: /huffs/ I don't love fighting. It's a habit.

Namjoon: What kind of habit is that? You just have anger management issues

Yujin: See? I'm correct.

Taehyung: Habit? Pfft!

Hoseok: Cool.

Jin: HAHAHAHA /points at Hoseok/ yah, he's still in shock. Yah, someone has a camera??

Hoseok: Stop!!

Jimin: Yah this is my segment!

/Yujin tosses her phone to Jin/

Yujin: Hyung take a picture. I wanna save it for my little crush on him.

Hoseok and Jimin: WHAT??!!

/Jungkook attempts to leave due to the noise/

Namjoon: Yah, where are you going?

Jimin: YAHHHH!!

/no one pays attention to him/

Jimin: I have an annoying assh*le of a younger brother that gets on my nerves all the time, I wish I was the only child in the family. I think he appeared in the earlier chapters when we just transferred to JYP. Re-read the story if you don't remember seeing him.

/everyone else continues creating a ruckus over taking a photo of Hoseok with Yujin's phone and Jungkook leaves/