Kris' Break Up

Of Airplanes, Lists and Break-ups

Chapter 1


The bustling airport of Vancouver was nerve-wrecking and terrifying, especially when your name was Kris Yi Fan and you were afraid of flying. But much to his dismay he had no choice but to board the next flight leaving for Seoul, South Korea.

Kris Yi Fan was 20 years old and in college when he decided to study abroad for a year. His heritage was Chinese so his parents encouraged him to study in China, to see where he came from and embrace the culture of his ancestors. Something like that. So why was he going to Seoul? Well you see, Kris may or may not have dated a Korean girl for almost 4 years before the relationship imploded when said Korean girl was caught cheating with Kris' Basketball captain and eternal blood brother through thick and thin. Apparently an unsanitary trade of blood and thick and thin didn't include keeping your hands off of each other's girlfriends.
It had been at a college party. The dorms had echoed with the heavy beats of hip-hop and your occasional Katy Perry song. You know, the ones you hate and yet you still find yourself unconsciously mouthing along the lyrics? At that time you know it's probably best to go home. Anyway. A sweating Kris had been out on the so-called dance floor, busting a few moves and teaching a few dogs how to dougie, when his mind went to his girlfriend. He showed off a last move before grapping someone's beer, throwing a cheesy wink at said person. Kris went through room after room with no luck in finding her. By then his consumption of alcohol had increased with 5 half drunken beers and 6-10 shots stolen from unsuspecting drunk people. His bladder was literally screaming at him through the loud music to stop consuming rogue alcohol or said bladder would burst and it would be ugly. And so, much to  his dismay, Kris put down the questionably attained keg to  go relieve himself in the nearest restroom. Unfortunately at this point, Kris was pretty wasted so when he found it was impossible to locate a  restroom that wasn't crowded with frat girls fixing their make-up, crying their eyes out or emptying their stomachs, he seriously considered wiping out his and pee in the sink. The few remaining, if not stubborn brain cells, urged him not to do so.

And that's how he found himself outside in the dark behind a beautiful elm tree. In a sober state Kris would never have peed outside because, ew what was he, an animal? But this time he didn't really have a choice. Unsteady, he ped his jeans before muttering a slurred apology to the nice tree.

 ~Aaaah~

Now, relieving oneself after holding it in until the last second does indeed feel good but it had definitely not been Kris who shamelessly had moaned with much bliss. Kris, a bit dumbfounded looked out from behind his tree to see where the obscene sound had come from. At first all he saw was darkness and the campgrounds slightly illuminated by the many lights, exuded by the partying dorm. When his eyes had finally adjusted to the darkness, his heart faltered and suddenly he wasn't drunk no more. There in the darkness lay none other than his best friend with a panting Asian girl, frantically riding him like a wild horse. "Kim?" Kris sounded like a kicked puppy as his entire body turned towards the couple. He said her name again, a little louder this time. "Shut... u-up Kris. I'm so close..." the annoyed girl hissed out her words, earning an amused chuckle from the guy beneath her.


And that is pretty much how their relationship ended, with Kim stuttering out her and Kris peeing to the sight of his girlfriend doing his best friend.

              
... yeah, you're probably still wondering why he would want to go to Seoul after such an experience, but hang in there.  
 

 

A/N
I chose not to use other idols for playing Kim and Mark(the best friend) because I wanted a canadian to be his best friend and Kim's character isn't very likeable. Hence the made up characters. 

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azure-rivers
#1
Chapter 42: Honestly, I love that Kris is a fluffy awkward guy here, such a refreshing change from the typical ice-cold bad boy persona everyone uses for him. ^_^
I am him when eating pastries toooo
GigglePig99 #2
Subscribed! Bcos this looks great :)
iamarcheur #3
Chapter 72: ahahahhaha still laughing at the name of Kris and Kyungsoo's first child ... hahah Dragon :))

Author-nim ... this is really good and I love it :)
I love the progress of their relationship in the story its not like the other stories wherein they see each other then BAM! They're lovey dovey and .. happily ever after bla bla bla ... :)

This story somehow portrays a real life relationship (minus the gay part .. but you know .. this might happen to some gay couples but you know ...)

THANK YOU AGAIN!! THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS WONDERFUL STORY TO US READERS ! :)
arceersro #4
ughhh that was so sweet and brings back so much memories! > 3<
agehachou #5
Chapter 72: Let me be their babies's mother!!!! Lmao at dragolina. I can't with him. Thank you for this amazing story authornim. :*
Alexzandria0515
#6
Chapter 72: This was such a great story and I'm glad that you finished it with this epilogue! Can't wait to read more of your fics~.
Vivianwu
#7
Chapter 72: OH MY !!!!!! You didn't !!! Wu Yifool what the hell? Are you serious? Man how could you even think naming your kid "Dragon"? And if it's a girl "Dragolina"? Like what the hell? Are you on drugs right?? Right?? What is wrong with you? I wonder if you fell and hit your head when Kyungsoo was being an and left you. Hahahahahahahaha freaking YIFAN I don't understand how he always comes with the most stupid ...but I love him anyway. I'm glad Luhan and Chen are still together and loving each other, although they have their couple fights..but a couple is not a couple if they don't fight. It's good to know Xiumin is happy too. Although I freaked out (literally) reading his little girls' names like meh. Wow $umoney to the rescue, this dude is "THE THING" ya know, he's really kind. Lol lol Sehun finally put his together, I couldn't help it and I chocked on my drink. Well so this is it... I really miss reading this story, you always surprised me with all the craziness these guys did, specially Kris and Kyungsoo. So you must know that I'm more then happy you decided to write an epilogue, thank you sooooo much <3 ....btw I FREAKING VOLUNTEER TO HAVE KRISOO's babies (all the kids they want, I don't mind at all)
NatsukiLovesSeungie
#8
Chapter 72: puahahaha
I seriously wasn't expecting an epilogue but I'm so glad you wrote it
The last part
I'm at work unnie! I think I should learn already not to read fics while I'm at work xD
It has to be one of the most hilarious epilogues ever!
Luke and leia?
Dragon??!
XD
bbbbax #9
Chapter 71: woooow can't believe it only took me 2 days to read this! it's so freaking good!!! you did a great job and thank you for spreading krisoo love ahahaha not enough krisoo in this world ahahaha
khelly07_grace #10
Chapter 71: one of the best ff i've read so far....i lik it. ...