Kris' Break Up
Of Airplanes, Lists and Break-upsChapter 1
The bustling airport of Vancouver was nerve-wrecking and terrifying, especially when your name was Kris Yi Fan and you were afraid of flying. But much to his dismay he had no choice but to board the next flight leaving for Seoul, South Korea.
Kris Yi Fan was 20 years old and in college when he decided to study abroad for a year. His heritage was Chinese so his parents encouraged him to study in China, to see where he came from and embrace the culture of his ancestors. Something like that. So why was he going to Seoul? Well you see, Kris may or may not have dated a Korean girl for almost 4 years before the relationship imploded when said Korean girl was caught cheating with Kris' Basketball captain and eternal blood brother through thick and thin. Apparently an unsanitary trade of blood and thick and thin didn't include keeping your hands off of each other's girlfriends.
It had been at a college party. The dorms had echoed with the heavy beats of hip-hop and your occasional Katy Perry song. You know, the ones you hate and yet you still find yourself unconsciously mouthing along the lyrics? At that time you know it's probably best to go home. Anyway. A sweating Kris had been out on the so-called dance floor, busting a few moves and teaching a few dogs how to dougie, when his mind went to his girlfriend. He showed off a last move before grapping someone's beer, throwing a cheesy wink at said person. Kris went through room after room with no luck in finding her. By then his consumption of alcohol had increased with 5 half drunken beers and 6-10 shots stolen from unsuspecting drunk people. His bladder was literally screaming at him through the loud music to stop consuming rogue alcohol or said bladder would burst and it would be ugly. And so, much to his dismay, Kris put down the questionably attained keg to go relieve himself in the nearest restroom. Unfortunately at this point, Kris was pretty wasted so when he found it was impossible to locate a restroom that wasn't crowded with frat girls fixing their make-up, crying their eyes out or emptying their stomachs, he seriously considered wiping out his and pee in the sink. The few remaining, if not stubborn brain cells, urged him not to do so.
And that's how he found himself outside in the dark behind a beautiful elm tree. In a sober state Kris would never have peed outside because, ew what was he, an animal? But this time he didn't really have a choice. Unsteady, he ped his jeans before muttering a slurred apology to the nice tree.
~Aaaah~
Now, relieving oneself after holding it in until the last second does indeed feel good but it had definitely not been Kris who shamelessly had moaned with much bliss. Kris, a bit dumbfounded looked out from behind his tree to see where the obscene sound had come from. At first all he saw was darkness and the campgrounds slightly illuminated by the many lights, exuded by the partying dorm. When his eyes had finally adjusted to the darkness, his heart faltered and suddenly he wasn't drunk no more. There in the darkness lay none other than his best friend with a panting Asian girl, frantically riding him like a wild horse. "Kim?" Kris sounded like a kicked puppy as his entire body turned towards the couple. He said her name again, a little louder this time. "Shut... u-up Kris. I'm so close..." the annoyed girl hissed out her words, earning an amused chuckle from the guy beneath her.
And that is pretty much how their relationship ended, with Kim stuttering out her and Kris peeing to the sight of his girlfriend doing his best friend.
... yeah, you're probably still wondering why he would want to go to Seoul after such an experience, but hang in there.
A/N
I chose not to use other idols for playing Kim and Mark(the best friend) because I wanted a canadian to be his best friend and Kim's character isn't very likeable. Hence the made up characters.
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