Genre: crack, fluff, (?) Requester: mayazero   (Sorry if it's not really crack. I've never actually written crack before xD)     As soon as he stepped foot in the cafeteria, everyone’s head turned to catch a glimpse. It was like this every day; what can I say? Even the boys wanted a piece of him, straight or not. And I most definitely wanted a piece of him. I sat across from my best friend, who was busy staring at him, catching flies in . I threw a lemon candy at her and laughed as it bounced off her head, landing in a clatter in her food. She’s going to kill me for that. I threw another at her and this time, it fell off the table onto the floor. She folded her arms and scrunched her nose up. Before I could throw a third one, her head snapped to me and she stood up, pointing her finger at me accusingly. “YOU threw lemon candies at me?!” she shrieked. I widened my eyes and froze, seeing the genuine anger on her face. She pouted and stomped her foot. “You wasted sweets. You sweet murderer!” I stuffed my mouth with candies, trying not to laugh. Yes, this was my best friend Marnell, and she was crazy. She stood up suddenly, gasping and pulling a candy from her jean pocket. She sighed and I just shrugged. “My candy melted!” I laughed mockingly at her. Marnell pouted again, smudging the melted candy in my face. “It tastes of .” I teased, laughing. Marnell raised an eyebrow at me and cleared , mumbling. “Well you would know.” It was moments like these that made me remember why we were so close. To be honest, she was the one person who had my back no matter what (even if she never showed it!).   I popped another candy in my mouth as I continued to stare at heaven Myungsoo, all 180cm of him. Marnell smacked the back of my head and I winced, staring at her in shock. “Yah! Sungjong, were you even listening to what I was saying to you?” she complained, pushing her food around her plate. I hummed in response, leaning my chin on my hand and continuing to stare at Myungsoo. “I asked if you wanted to help babysit my little cousin again.” A smile appeared on my face at the mention of her name. Pink? Yes. Hair bows? Yes. Dancing to girl group songs? DEFINITELY YES. “Heck yes!” I cheered, fist pumping. Everyone, including Mr. I’m-So-Hot-Everyone-Look-At-Me-Are-You-Looking-Yet was staring at me. I sat back down, my cheeks heating up from the embarrassment. “Annyeonghaseyo.” a quiet but husky voice greeted us. As I looked up at him, he smiled down at me. I broke eye contact and kicked Marnell under the table, who was busy staring at him. “Can I sit with you guys?” Marnell glared at him, making him swallow nervously. “I mean… guy and girl.” Marnell sniggered and I shot her a ‘don’t-you-dare-say-what-you’re-going-to-say’ look. “You mean… ladies?” Marnell teased, smirking at me. Myungsoo’s eyes widened. “Oh my gosh! I’m so sorry, I thought you were a dude!” he apologised, covering his face. Marnell was biting her tongue to keep herself from laughing, but eventually failing when she managed to spit out all of the juice in her mouth all over Myungsoo. He looked down at his shirt, dabbing it with a napkin. “Omo! I’m sorry Myungsoo, I didn’t mean to get it all over you!” I smirked evilly at her. Now we’ve both been embarrassed today. “Ani, ani, gwaenchanha.”   I was staring at Myungsoo while he dabbed his shirt when I noticed that idiot behind him. Namgrease. Namu. Namstar. Namtree. Whatever the ladies felt like calling him. “Hey Marnell,” a smirk spread over my face. She looked up at me, confused. “Why does Woohyun keep making hearts at you?” I asked, all three of us looking over at Woohyun, who was, indeed, making hearts at her. She stared at Woohyun in confusion. “Cause he’s a greasy nerd who stalks me all the time?” I shook my head. “He wants to Woo your soul.” Marnell groaned in pain from the bad pun. Myungsoo looked between the two of us, as if we were two species of aliens he’d never seen before. I held my stomach from laughing so hard, watching the two of them stare at me like I was a foreign object. “Hey, Marnell, what did your brothers do for your birthday?” I asked casually. She rolled her eyes and mumbled ‘what?’ “They Sunggyu a song! Get it?” I wiped away an imaginar