COLOR KEY : OFFICIAL COLORS FOR EXO & I WHEN WE TALK (IN ORDER OF AGE):

• KIM MIN SEOK / XIUMIN = TURQUOISE
• YI LU HAN / LUHAN = NAVY
• WU YI HAN / KRIS = FIRE BRICK
• KIM JOON MYUN / SUHO = BLUE
• ZHANG YI XING / LAY = PURPLE
• BYUN BAEK HYUN / BAEKHYUN = YELLOW HIGHLIGHT W/ GRAY
• KIM JONG DAE / CHEN = GOLDEN YELLOW
• PARK CHAN YEOL / CHANYEOL = RED
• AUTHORNIM = GREEN
• DO KYUNG SOO / D.O. = SADDLE BROWN
• HUANG ZI TAO / TAO = BLACK HIGHLIGHT W/ WHITE
• KIM JONG IN / KAI = DARK GRAY
• OH SEHOON / SEHUN = DIM GRAY
• EXO TALKING TOGETHER = LIME HIGHLIGHT W/ BLACK

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* ENTER EXO*

"wow..i didn't think I'd come back to this place any time soon."

"yeah jie! way to ditch us"

"aigoo. di, it's not like i did it on purpose you know i have college & work."

"where do you work again?"

"aren't you a model at that one place?"

"how do you guys..nevermind..but i missed you!"

"we missed you too noona!"

"yeah, jongin was crying in a corner about how his noona abandoned him."

"aigoo. jonginnie come here~"

*Kai walks to authornim & they bear hug one another as Kai is sobbing*

"noona! i thought you really left me this time!"

"jongin! you should know me better I would never abandon you guys or this story! I made a commitment that I would finish it"

"yeah & look at where we are"

"wow Yi fan ge i definately didn't miss you"

"ouch mei mei. your dragon ge missed you though"

*authornim hits Kris on the chest*

"yeah yeah enough with the fluff, greet the readers"

"WE ARE ONE! WE ARE EXO!"

"how are you my lovelies?"

"don't do that hyung you sound creepy"

"yeah! besides they're not yours, they're mine!"

"what?! what makes them yours?"

"cause I said so!"

"guys"

"yah! just cause you're younger doesn't mean you own everything!"

"GUYS!"

"uh yeah! it does! i even own jie!"

"GUYS!"

"LIES! Authornim sarangs me more!"

"SHUT IT! Authornim & the lovely readers are not objects for you all to own"

"yeah. besides they belong to ALL of us"

*FACEPALM*

"how do I deal with these kids?Kris hyung you watch them i'm taking a nap"

"yah! you can't leave me with those monsters"

"you have authornim"

"yeah but she's like half their size, they could eat her!"

"hyung. we aren't vampires or anything. besides they know better than to hurt her."

"...sigh..if you say so.."

"BYE AHJUSSHI! HAVE A NICE NAP!"

"YAH! ungrateful brat!"

*Suho swatted the air in annoyance and quickly left for authornim's room*

"wow..i like how you guys come barging in my house like it's yours"

"but it is ours noona!"

"what's yours is ours & what's ours is yours~"

"uhh..i could do without the crazy fans"

"no we like sharing so you gets them too~ (ಢ.౪ಢ)"

"how did we meet?"

"how can we not?"

"yeah..yeah..whatever. so anyways back to our lovely readers!"

"yes yes! welcome back everyone!"

"the story is beginning to pick up!~"

"comment with your love please!~"

"yes! we're so bored here~"

"yeah i'm pretty sure all of Jie's food is gone now~"

"wait..what? i just went grocery shopping yesterday!"

"we sarang you so it's okay"

"how long are you trolls here?"

"til 5evar~"

"you can't get rid of us that easily~"

"YOLO noona YOLO"

"wow yeol..you're actually calling me noona."

"well you are older than most of us."

"yeah. i think the only ones you're not older than are Minseok hyung, Luhan hyung, Kris hyung, Joonmyun hyung, & Yixing hyung~"

"wow..noona you're old"

"xiumin..i'm not your noona.."

"says who?"

*FACEPALM*

"you know what? I'm going out"

"WAE~ YOU CAN'T LEAVE US!"

"YOU KNOW WE'LL JUST FIND YOU!"

"WHEREVER YOU GO WE'LL BE THERE!"

"wow..way to NOT sound like creeps guys.."

"ANYWAYS, have a wonderful day/night lovely readers~"

"UNTIL NEXT TIME!"

"WE SARANG YOU~!"

"WE ARE ONE!"

*EXO STAYS IN AUTHORNIM'S APARTMENT*

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