COLOR KEY : OFFICIAL COLORS FOR EXO & I WHEN WE TALK (IN ORDER OF AGE):

• KIM MIN SEOK / XIUMIN = TURQUOISE
• YI LU HAN / LUHAN = NAVY
• WU YI HAN / KRIS = FIRE BRICK
• KIM JOON MYUN / SUHO = BLUE
• ZHANG YI XING / LAY = PURPLE
• BYUN BAEK HYUN / BAEKHYUN = YELLOW HIGHLIGHT W/ GRAY
• KIM JONG DAE / CHEN = GOLDEN YELLOW
• PARK CHAN YEOL / CHANYEOL = RED
• AUTHORNIM = GREEN
• DO KYUNG SOO / D.O. = SADDLE BROWN
• HUANG ZI TAO / TAO = BLACK HIGHLIGHT W/ WHITE
• KIM JONG IN / KAI = DARK GRAY
• OH SEHOON / SEHUN = DIM GRAY
• EXO TALKING TOGETHER = LIME HIGHLIGHT W/ BLACK

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*author-nim comes into her apartment and crashes on the couch*

* ENTER EXO *

"oh my krisus!"

"NOOONAAAAA!"

"JIE JIE!!! You're finally here!"

"what are you guys talking about?"

"yeah. she lives here."

"it IS her apartment after all"

"oh yeah..a-ha-ha.."

"well anyways noona! where have you been?!"

"yeah! we missed you terribly!"

"work. school.work #2. crying"

"wow..you need to rest. no excuses"

"we won't allow you to work anymore until you sleep for at least 48 hours"

"i wish.. but i have work tomorrow"

"no! and what's this about crying?!"

"..some jerk used me to get his ex jealous so she would take him back.."

"wow..he doesn't know who he had."

"don't worry! because you'll always have us!"

"we will always love you forever and ever~"

"mhmm! noona! Sehunnie loves you thhhhhiiiisssssss much!"

"aigoo. thank you guys. thanks sehunnie. always cheering up noona"

"anything for you <3"

* EXO group hug*

"question/comment time?"

"mhmm. they've been piling up now"

"let's go~"

"omo! look look! it's our Chamii!"

"we missed you Chamii!"

“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ they did finally meet Chamii-ah~”

“yeah I know! Noona kept trolling us T^T”

“maknaes! Stop scaring our lovely dongsaeng!”

“but hyungs we didn’t do anything!”

“yeah! We only wanted a pet!”

“how many times do we have to tell you the readers aren’t pets!”

“but..but.. hyung!”

“don’t worry Chamii-ah~ Channie oppa will save you <3ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ”

“omo Angelapham0715 is quite hyperㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ”

“come join us on our adventure to le kitchen!~”

“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ nado saranghae yo~”

*does heart*

“oh why thank you for reading lovely tafa_marie.”

“yes. Wonderful name as well~”

“we hope you enjoy reading our fun adventures!~”

“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ indeed there shall be mushy mush love, right noona?!”

“uhh..i don’t know about the whole mushy mushy part but there will be loveㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.”

“aigoo. Thank you Michellez_014 for worrying about our dear authornim.”

“neh. We hope you take care as well!”

“please eat well and sleep lots!”

“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ why thank you Aliceee17. You’re cute as well (;”

“you guys love hitting on my readers don’t you.”

“we can’t help the kawaii~”

“…oppa..why?”

“mianhe. Hehehe. Oppa can’t help it sometimes!”

“thank you XingGirlLove, temiikyuu and RanaBrand for taking the time to comment.”

“please continue to love the story and exo!”

“omo"

"what?"

"aliyacassieast is a cassie?!”

“what?! we are too!”

“and so is our lovely noona!”

“mhmm! Jie even has the tattoo!”

“yah! Zi Tao! How do you know that!?”

“…I have my ways~”

“..aish.. these kids are going to be the death of me.”

"now you know how Suho and I feel"

“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ you see that? She said hi to me. ME! Not you losers~”

“yah! you troll! She likes all of us.”

“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ keep telling yourselves that~ gull. I can’t explain what I feel~ actually. I can ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋSaranghae yo aliyacassieast.~”

*Chen does heart to aliyacassieast*

"wahhh! UnknownNight. Welcome~”

“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ we’re glad you joined us~”

“enjoy the fluff!”

“it’s so fluffy I wanna die!”

“hyung! don’t die!”

“aigoo. I won’t silly sehunnie~”

“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ HunHan~”

“jcbcisbetr you’re so cute~”

“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ of course you can be our dongsaeng~.”

“yah. She was talking to me! I am her ultimate bias after all :^] “

“tch. NOONA! MINSEOK HYUNG IS GETTING A BIG HEAD AGAIN! MAKE HIM STOP!”

“why is it that whenever you guys have a problem I get called?”

“because! Who you gonna call? Ghost busters!”

“…really Jong Dae?”

“yes noona~”

“I’m younger than you -__- “

“so? You’re our nooooonnnnaaaaa~”

“..aish. whatever. There’s no point in arguing with you.”

“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ that’s right noona~ Chen 1 – Noona 0

“ayyyeee. of course I have to be a protective oppa IIVEEH! Oppa doesn’t want you hurt now!”

“neh! That would be terrible indeed!”

“aigoo"

"well miemin0112 that’s terrible that he has to call us names.”

“yeah but haters gon’ hate.”

“oh well. We live a wonderful life and we have amazing fans~”

“and I don’t think we’re ugly. Do you guys think we’re ugly?”

“I always thought we were pretty decent looking”

“I say you guys are handsome.”

“aigoo~ thank you noona~”

“and you are beautiful!~”

“NOONA! aegyo_bom said that she was going to go bye! I don’t like it when people go bye!”

“aigoo. Silly maknae. Nobody’s going anywhere!”

“are you sure noona?”

“yes. Noona is sure. Don’t you believe in noona? I’m hurt Sehunnie.”

“of course I believe you noona! I won’t do it again! Promise!”

“aigoo. Too cute!”

“kellen_1825 we don’t know why she’s like that either.”

“yeah she’s weird”

“buuuuuttt we love her<3”

“thanks guys. I appreciate you all~”

“well you can’t get rid of us now Jie!”

“not now, not ever!~”

“I wouldn’t have it any other way!~”

“omo! Did you see that Jong-In! kellen_1825 just denied you~”

“pshh. What are you all going about on? She’s just in denial~ she’ll come around~ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ”

“well AlexNightingale. We have no idea how people can pick a bias.”

“yeah we sure can’t pick out of any of us.”

“well I would pick Luhan-hyung!”

“you always pick Luhan!”

“I go for Bacon!”

“…”

“what about you noona?~”

“yeah who’s your favorite?”

“uh..all of you?”

“don’t lie! We all know who’s your lockscreen!”

“I can’t help it okay! He’s just undescribable.”

“wow Jie! I thought you like me best!”

“no! noona likes me best!”

“you’re both wrong. Noona likes kkhamjong best!”

"......"

“aigoo! Sanghyuk! It’s been a while!”

“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ seems like everyone wants to be our siblings~”

“why don’t you all join us!!”

“the more the merrier~”

“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ oh my krisus.”

“that comment!”

“what comment?”

“read it yi fan ge. You’ll rlab!~”

*Kris reads the comment, blushes and faints*

“pwahahaha. Better than what I expected!”

“so noona is it true?”

“yeah. Do you guys have something going on?”

“NO! I WON’T ALLOW KRIS GE TO TAINT MY JIE!”

“YAH! What do you mean by taint! I would treat her like a princess! *cough* I mean..if I liked her like that.”

“pshh. He’s in denial too.”

“just admit it ge. You like her.”

“oh look at the time. Shouldn’t we be going to bed now?”

“what are you talking about ge? We still have one more comment and this is Jie’s apartment.”

“unless..le gasp!”

“Wu Yi Fan! I didn’t know you wanted to sleep over here!”

“what?! Yah! I didn’t say that!”

“but you were thinking it!~”

“no! I-YAH!”

*Kris leaves to the balcony to cool off*

“well~ we know who needs some extra cuddling tonight~ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ”

".................."

“so noona, aside from liking Luhan hyung and Kris hyung, Luna98 wants to know how you feel about Bang Yong Guk!”

“the leader of B.A.P.?”

“the one and only~”

“well..he’s got the whole strict demeanor to him  and that cool 'i'm a badass' aura. oh! and props to him for keeping s in line but his voice scares me..it’s waaaay too deep.”

“but my voice is deep.”

“yeah. But Chanyeol’s voice is deep”

“but I’ve known Yeol for a while so I got used to it.”

“well we love B.A.P.!”

“yeah! Their songs are so cool and catchy!”

“they’re hardworkers too! Their comebacks prove it!”

“well it looks like it’s time for a close”

“yeah jie fell asleep on Bacon’s shoulder”

“noona. Kaja! Let’s get you to bed!”

*Sehun picks authornim up effortlessly*

“Noona! Is it okay if I sleep next to you!”

“mwo?..i guess.. just no more suffocating.. I need oxygen”

“awww. But noona! You know I like hugs and cuddling!”

“then cuddle with luhan”

“but noona will be cold!”

“no she won’t~ I can cuddle with her!”

“see. Bacon can cuddle with me”

“no fair! Just cause he’s second!”

“fine. You both can. Let’s go. Say goodbye”

“well we wish you all a good night/ good morning/ good evening!”

“please take care!”

“stay healthy!”

“continue loving EXO and the story!”

“EXO HWIGHTING!”

“SARANGHAMIDA! KAMSAMIDA!”

*EXIT EXO*

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