*ENTER EXO*

"Omo..it's been forever since we've been here!"

"Right?! Where have you been Author-nim?"

"We missed you dearly~<3"

"Sorry guys. I've been busy lately. I know excuses, excuses but I've been working while dealing with college and trying to find a place to live. Appa told me that I need to move out soon T^T"

"Aigoo~ it's okay noona~ Hwighting!~<3"

"Aigoo..so cute!~ Anyways. I'm sorry for the long wait you guys. I've been pretty busy but I decided to update for you guys! Sorry for the lame chapter I just needed some filler time. I actually have the next few chapters planned out so look out for them!~<3"

"Now to our questions?"

"ah..before I forget.. I finally got my EXO necklace today!~"

"Really?!"

"Which one?"

"The same one Kris Ge's wearing :D"

"So we're twins?"

"Pshh..I'm not a giant Ge."

"But we have matching necklaces! wait I know!"

"what?"

"Couple Necklace! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"

*author-nim scrunches up her nose*

"you're so weird Ge"

"yeah but you love it~"

* Kris wriggles his eyebrows while author-nim smacks his arm lightly*

"Question time?"

"Of course!~ we haven't been able to answer them in a long while sooooo..here we go~"

"Thank you danger093~"

"Yes..we all are meeting Yuki.. kekeke"

"Mhmm..they'll all meet...eventually...maybe (:<"

"Wahh?! you're such a tease author-nim."

" ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I can't help it :^] "

"ayeee~"

"Anyways!~ YES!~ Love the DEERHAN!~<3"

"to Saybiergirl, thank you for loving the fic <3"

"thank you for requesting more of me~ (; Couldn't help but agree more with you."

"sorry Yeol. but don't worry, everyone will have their time to shine~"

" are you teasing us again?"

"No...."

"really?"

"ok..maybe.. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"

"so mean noona T^T"

"aigoo, kkhamjong~ you know that's how noona is~"

"yeah yeah i know. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I'm the same way~"

"Noona! I'm your bias right?!"

"No! I am! right Jie Jie?!~"

"urr..actually...none of you guys are.."

"wait what? D:"

"then who is?!!!"

"umm..as of right now... Bacon and DeerHan..."

"YES!~<3"

* Baekhyun and Luhan glomp author-nim *

"can't...breathe..."

"ahh.. sorry... hehe."

"HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE ME NOONA?!"

"JIE JIE I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE?!"

"WHAT ABOUT OUR DOUBLE KKHAM?!"

"Aigoo. you big babies.. I don't have an ultimate bias its too hard to choose. You guys make it soo difficult for us to pic anyways T^T"

"..well..that is true :^) "

" XxXSweetMelodyXxX... I'm innocent! I swear! I didn't mean to scare the bacon!"

"yeah..sure.."

"I LOVE MY BACON!~"

* Chanyeol hugs Baekhyun possesively *

"uhh..Yeol?"

"Yes my Bacon?!~"

"Let go.."

"Never!"

"I..Can't..Breathe..."

"Oh..."  

*Chanyeol releases Baekhyun only to glomp on him gently*

"hehehe"

".....anyways...EXO ADORES YOU!~<3"

" BAOZI TIME!~"

"Chamii-ah~ my lovely dongsaeng T^T <3"

* EXO SQUISH Chamii~*

"But xXRainyWishXx.. purple's a nice color :D"

"YES!~ Especially on our Jie Jie!~"

*the rest of EXO facepalms at the maknaes*

"Omo! Yay for EXO backgrounds!~"

"Is it..your lovely Bacon?"

"NO! It's your wushu panda!"

"wushu panda my . It's the ultimate maknae!"

"Pshh. It's obviously the dragon duizhang"

"Nooopppeeeeeeee~ It's Yeol to the rescue!!!"

"Nuh-uh! It's Baozi!"

"Aniyo~ it's your loving guardian :D"

"It's the loving DEERHAN!"

"umm..Chen..Chen?"

"I think it's umma Kyungsoo :^)"

"Unicorns are pretty spiffy~"

"All wrong! Kkhamjong!~"

"....anyways~ Tokitok please get more rest!"

"ah yes! Sleep is good for the body and soul!"

"Yeah! Don't be like author-nim"

"we secretly think she's a vampire."

"wait..what? why?"

"well..you don't sleep.. you're awake when everyone's sleeping..and you dislike the sun.."

"..that doesn't mean I'm a vampire.."

"you never know~"

"you're so weird sometimes Yeol.."

"Pish-Posh"

"...."

"I agree with Noona!~"

"Same! But Tokitok thank you for taking the time to read this fic!!"

"hunhanwhisper did you see the special *cough* hunhan moment? *cough*"

"thank you as always CassieVIP13 for the comments!"

"Good! Me and the Deer are doing our jobs then (; "

"wait..the unicorn! The Unicorn replaced us?! what?!"

"WAAAAEEEEEEEE?!!!"

"Don't hate~ unicorns are just too awesome"

" Dimple poke session!"

*everyone gathers taking turns poking Lay's dimple*

"omg..now I know why Yuki does this!"

"right?! it's so amuzing!~"

"aigoo. Yixing Ge!~ so cute!"

"ICE CREAM?!"

"OH MY BUFFALOS!!!!"

"CAN WE HAVE IT NOW?!!!"

*Maknaes fangirl*

"uh..okay then.."

"well...as you can see..these kids..are a bit..out of control.."

*Chen and DO blush*

"thank you for the love<3"

"really..thank you~"

*Chen and DO blush even more*

"aigoo..so cute..hmm.. I ship..all 12 (; ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋbut I don't mind HunHan :D"

*HunHan creep up on author-nim before glomping on her*

"YAY!~ More love from EXOticVIPBlackjack13!~<3"

"ouhhh another unicorn lover :^)"

"Pshh. Tall maknaes por-eb-er~"

"you know.. I actually thought Lulu Ge and Seokie oppa were the maknaes..."

"WHAT?!"

"Mei mei how can you think that about your Deerhan ge T^T?"

"sorry ge..you're just too cute!"

"aigoo. it's okay mei mei. I can't stay mad at you :)"

*Luhan pats author-nim's head*

"See Joonmyunnie Oppa! I told you! you're too quiet!"

"Yeah hyung. stop being so shy~"

"show your fans some love!"

"aigoo. I'm so sorry~"

*Suho bows 90 degrees and does a heart*

"Forgive me? and thank you for complementing our leader skills..though these kids"

*points to derp squad and maknaes*

"can be quite a handful ^^' "

"you know love, it should be illegal for YOU to be so cute (; "

"Love the HAN~"

"I know! where's the Baozi love?"

"Oppa. don't worry we got plenty of baozi love"

"aigooo~"

*Xiumin glomps author-nim*

"Pwahahahahaha... hyung..Suho-Sushi..pwahaha"

*everyone except Suho roll like a buffalo*

"aigoo. I love the cheese though~"

"Mhmm! of course noona would love us!"

"Jie Jie could never not like us right?"

"of course not you giant maknaes"

*Maknaes tower of author-nim*

"yeah..don't tower over me..it's scary"

"but noona is so funsized~"

"..."

"it's true author-nim, even I'm taller than you."

"yah! I'm 157cm!"

"EXACTLY!~"

"short stuff~"

"...mean gege's and oppas.."

*Author-nim walks away*

"GASP!SEE WHAT YOU DID!"

"JIE JIE COME BACK!~"

"NOONA!!! WE LIKE YOUR SHORTNESS!!"

"YEAH! IT ADDS TO YOUR CUTENESS!!!"

*Maknaes run after author-nim and finally catch her throwing her over Tao's shoulder*

"you know..you can put me down now.."

"But you're going to try and run away again!"

"no i won't.."

"YES YOU WILL!"

"YOU'RE STAYING HERE JIE JIE!"

"..can you at least put me down? It's uncomfortable here.."

*Tao places author-nim down but Sehun and Tao immediately lock arms with her while Kai hugs her from behind*

"you guys are suffocating me..."

"feel the love noona~ feel the love~"

"..yeah yeah.."

"oh anyways..we eat baozi..not hug >:D"

"...le gasp! CANNIBALS!"

"hyung! you're not really a bun!"

"shhhh! don't tell them that!"

*Xiumin pats a baozi protectively*

"..okay.."

"aigooo samgyupsal!~"

"can I take a bite of you?"

"good one hyung!"

"SMluva4ever, maknaes will be maknaes.."

"we can't ever seperate them from their noona/jie jie even if we wanted to."

"they're too attached to her"

"yeah..we should hide her again >:D"

*Maknaes grasp onto author-nim while glaring at Kris*

"N-E-V-E-R!"

"M-I-N-E!"

*Kris walks away while mouthing 'sorry' to author-nim*

"OMO! BACON LOVE!"

"YES!!!! Finally! More bacon lovers!"

"you know oppa. I had 2 maple bacon donuts today"

"and? how was i? ;D"

"Amazing as always (:"

"yay to ishybear!"

"we lured another reader in!~"

"thank you for commenting!"

"More love from AlexNightgale!"

"Yay! what a huge love fest T^T"

"indeed!~ well it looks like it's time to wrap up!"

"already?!"

"mhmm. those are all the comments."

"but author-nim..we haven't been with you in forever!~"

"i know i know but what else are we suppose to do?"

"hmmm..how about we ask questions about you?"

"uhh..why?"

"because I'm sure the readers want to know more about you!"

"i don't think so..what's there to know about me?"

"lots of things jie jie!"

"..you know what..fine..but only a few!"

"YAY! so first question! what country are you currently living in?"

"America"

"Ouhhh. America~ fancy noona~ fancy~"

"NEXT! What is your nationality Jie Jie?"

"I'm 75% Laotion and 25% Vietnamese."

"interesting mix!"

"What languages do you speak?"

"English, Laos, and learning Japanese and mandarin/canto."

"Omo! our author-nim is multi-lingual!"

"How old are you mei mei?"

"4 days older than Kyungsoo!"

"wait really?!"

"yep. January 8th, 1993."

"Oh snaps noona! January babies!"

"siblings?"

"one brother"

"dongsaeng or oppa?"

"dongsaeng"

"next question Jie Jie!...wait!"

"what?"

"do you guys hear that?"

*everyone turns quiet but suddenly a soft beat is played*

"what's that?"

"music?"

*EXO follows the sound to author-nim's laptop*

"gasp! JIE JIE! WHAT IS THIS?!"

"what is what?"

"WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS PLAYING AND NOT US?!"

"I thought you loved us!!"

"I do but I'm a BANA as well."

"But you love us more right?"

"I love you all equally."

"Lies! you even have all of their albums!"

"I have both of yours!"

"Yeah but you have ALL of their albums"

*author-nim facepalms*

"you even have them on your ipod!"

"I've been listening to them throughout my college life..."

"where are we?!"

*author-nim points to the obvious EXO playlist*

"of course you guys are there sillies..why would I not love my EXO babies~"

"aigoo~ JIE JIE!/NOONA!/MEI MEI!/ AUTHOR-NIM!"

*EXO group hug*

"and now we bid you lovely readers goodbye!~"

"Until next time!"

"see you in episode 3!"

"Take care!"

"eat lots!"

"sleep well!"

"Love HunHan!"

* EXIT EXO *

 

>>>> RANDOM EXO PHOTOS TIME <<<<

 

OKAY SO A WHOLE LOT OF EXO PIC SPAM. CREDIT TO RIGHTFUL OWNERS<3

I SERIOUSLY WANT KAI'S DOG! MANGU! HE'S SO FLUFFY ;A; AND DID YOU GUYS WATCH OUR BABIES WIN?! I'M SO PROUD OF THEM! THEY'VE WORKED SO HARD TO GET TO WHERE THEY ARE AND THEY DESERVED IT! I EVEN TEARED UP WHEN THEY DID! WE ARE ONE!<3