COLOR KEY: OFFICIAL COLORS FOR EXO & I WHEN WE TALK:

• KIM JOON MYUNG/SUHO = BLUE BOLD FONT
• BYUN BAEK HYUN/ BAEKHYUN = YELLOW HIGHLIGHT W/ BOLD DIM GRAY FONT
• PARK CHAN YEOL/ CHANYEOL = RED BOLD FONT
• DO KYUNG SOO/ D.O. = SADDLE BROWN BOLD FONT
• KIM JONG IN/ KAI = DARK GRAY BOLD FONT
• OH SE HOON/ SEHUN = DIM GRAY BOLD FONT
• KIM MIN SEOK/ XIUMIN = TURQUOISE BOLD FONT
• YI LU HAN/ LUHAN = NAVY BOLD FONT
• WU YI FAN/ KRIS = MAROON BOLD FONT
• ZHANG YI XING/ LAY = INDIGO BOLD FONT
• KIM JONG DAE/ CHEN = GOLDEN ROD BOLD FONT
• HUANG ZI TAO/ TAO = BLACK HIGHLIGHT W/ BOLD WHITE FONT
• AUTHOR-NIM/ MYSELF = GREEN BOLD FONT

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* Enter EXO *

"oh my krisus!"

"another update!"

"wow~ noona's getting good at this stuff"

"it's still not often as much jie! i want one everyday!"

"woah now tao, you know i can't do that"

"well why not?"

"yeah why not?"

"i have work and college to deal with. especially since finals are coming so soon."

"aish. can't you just ditch it and love us only noona?"

"aha. as much as i'd love too you know i can't."

"well whhhyyy nooottttt?"

"aigoo. because someone has to pay these bills. "

"sigh. arrasso."

"good. now where is my welcome hug?"

*EXO tackles authornim in a hug*

"i missed you guys."

"and we missed you~ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ "

"YEAH! guess what happened noona!"

"what?"

"Kris ge got a son?"

"wait. WHAT?! WU YI FAN! You got a son and you didn't tell me?"

"yeah. i tried calling you but you never answered"

*Kris pouts while holding his son*

"aish. mianhe Yi Fan Ge. so where's your son?"

*authornim looks all around kris for any sign of his son*

"He's right here!"

*Kris holds out a white stuffed alpaca with a pirate hate and ray ban sunglasses*

"Mei Mei meet Ace~ Ace meet your lovely noona~"

"uhh.. okay? annyeong? ace?"

*Kai whispers to authornim*

"we know what you're thinking noona. just go along with it"

*Kris holds ace in front of authornims face*

"Nice to meat chu noona~ Chu~ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ "

*Kris walks off with Ace to go "feed" him*

"..that..was..just...i'm not even gonna ask.."

"yeah..we know.."

"we live with that"

"i'm sorry."

"it's okay jie~ just buy me Gucci!~"

"hey panda, you can't just go demanding mei mei to buy you Gucci"

"and why can't I? Jie jie loves me! of course she would buy me it!"

"psh. who said that nonsense hyung?"

"WHAT?! JIE JIE DOES TOO LOVE ME!"

"DOES NOT! NOONA LOVES HER KKHAMJANG MORE!"

"NOOOOOOOOO! NOONA LOVES ME MORE!"

"LALALALA YOU ALL ARE SAYING LIES! JIE LOVES ME BEST!"

"SHUT IT PANDA! NOONA LOVES ME!"

"OH MY BUFFALOS! WILL YOU ALL JUST BE QUIET!"

"now i know why she leaves us"

"yeah you all are just so childish"

*Suho turns to authornim*

"i'm sorry about them"

"aigoo. it's okay. i find it cute"

"see. this is why they act that way"

"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ on to the comments~"

"aigoo~ IIVEEH-sshi~"

"don't cry~"

"Baby don't cry~ tonight~"

"I'll wipe your tears for you!~"

"feel our love~ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ "

"aliyacassieast is a cassie?~"

"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ  so am i!! aigoo i would have never know that!~ AKTF"

"hehe. she doesn't know that we read these comments too~"

"aigoo. you can just say hi to me love~ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ i'm right here at your service~"

"Jong Dae. so cheesy~"

"don't like it author-nim?"

"i cringe at your chessy-ness Dae~"

"but you lava et!~"

"er..i guess?"

" Chamii-ah~ your Yeol oppa won't let you die!"

"i think he's grown fond of her ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ "

"i think so too. so cute~ aigoo. hug for my dongsaengie!~"

"NO! SHE CAN'T HUG MY NOONA!"

"SHE DEFINITELY CAN'T TOUCH MY JIE!"

"wow...why are you maknaes so possessive?"

"yeah. chill. she's just giving our authornim love"

"be happy there are fans!"

"yeah! stop scaring them you weirdos!"

"but..but.. nooooonaaa~"

"thehunnie. it's okay. you both should know i love you very much!"

"but jie~ what if they take you away?"

"they won't. i promise~"

"a-alright. if you say so noona/jie jie. we trust you"

"good. now Tokitok just confessed her love to me~ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ "

"oh my krisus. you bun! she said she liked me too!"

"yeah. but she likes me better. right Tokitok?"

"NO! it's me!"

"wow..is it let EXO be childish day today?"

"Joonmyun. control your kids"

"I believe one of them is yours as well~ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ "

"oh we know you're new kellen_1825 "

"we be creepin~ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ "

"but indeed welcome and thank you for loving EXO and the ff!"

"aigoo another new person!"

"welcome Angelapham0715~"

"yeh!~ thank you for the love~"

"we throw le hearts at chu~ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ "

"thank you for commenting Rana brand~"

"we shall continue to keep you entertained dongsaengie~ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ "

" thank you AlexNightingale!~ our author-nim has been showing more love~"

"keep on reading love~"

" Wow mei mei, Sanghyuk shows more love and support than you do"

"what was that yi fan? you want me to leave you? okay"

*authornim starts to disappear but kris chases after her*

"aigoo. i was kidding mei~ you know i love you"

"yeah well you have a weird way of showing it ge"

"you know i love teasing you~"

"yeah yeah ge. i know you all too well."

*the other EXO members whisper to each other*

"it's like a romance drama is in front of us"

"i never knew ge was so cheesy"

"i thought noona didn't like cheesy"

"i thought she liked me best!"

"oh please Lu ge. we ALL know she likes you best"

"i kinda like this"

"well i don't! Jie is suppose to be mine!"

"oh my buffaloes. this panda!"

"i agree with Tao hyung! noona is ours!"

"kris ge needs to step away!"

*EXO facepalms as Tao and Sehun grabbed authornim away from Kris and glared at him*

"aigoo~ our Sanghyukkie doesn't want to be claimed?"

"sad yeol ;A; "

"wait you dorks."

"she just said she likes it"

"so does this mean she's mine again?"

*EXO facepalm*

"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ  welcome back CassieVIP13~"

"we missed you!"

"oh my gosh! it's going to be my birthday tomorrow~!"

"it is!"

"hyung ottoke?"

"author-nim noona~"

"yeol..you're older than me..why are you calling me noona?"

"because i like it."

"okay..well what is it yeol?"

"can we go out and celebrate it?! pleaaseee~ puhhh-leeeaaaazzeee!"

"sure. i don't have work but i have chem to cram for"

"pish posh. chemistry can come laturrr~ we shall celebrate the rise of me!"

"how is he my hyung again?"

"i ask myself the same thing"

"well~ looks like it's that time again"

"sadly we must say goodbye loves"

"please stay safe!"

"and bundle up! it's getting colder~"

"looks like Xiu Min hyung is going to visit you all~"

"get ready for some cold weather!"

"that reminds me. thanks for visiting me last night Jong Dae and Thehunnie"

"Ahh. sorry about the grill noona"

"aiko. it's okay thehunnie~"

"I don't regret anything~"

"really Jong Dae? you made bacon disappear and scared the cheese outta me!"

"apologize to jie!"

"if i don't?"

*Tao grabs his wushu stick and starts whacking Chen*

"okay okay. geez. mianhe author-nim."

"it's okay Jong Dae. just..try to keep the light on?"

"i'll try but i can't promise anything~ "

*Tao whacks Chen one last time*

"well..then.. Thank you once again everyone!"

"Saranghae yo!~"

"WE ARE ONE!"

"WE ARE EXO!"

"KAMSAMIDA!~"

* EXO EXITS *

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I'm actually looking for someone to make me a poster for this FF so if you guys know any good shops or if you guys want to do it i'd be happy for the help ^^ thank you for loving this story & exo!