COLOR KEY: OFFICIAL COLORS FOR EXO & I WHEN WE TALK:

• KIM JOON MYUNG/SUHO = BLUE BOLD FONT
• BYUN BAEK HYUN/ BAEKHYUN = YELLOW HIGHLIGHT W/ BOLD DIM GRAY FONT
• PARK CHAN YEOL/ CHANYEOL = RED BOLD FONT
• DO KYUNG SOO/ D.O. = SADDLE BROWN BOLD FONT
• KIM JONG IN/ KAI = DARK GRAY BOLD FONT
• OH SE HOON/ SEHUN = DIM GRAY BOLD FONT
• KIM MIN SEOK/ XIUMIN = TURQUOISE BOLD FONT
• YI LU HAN/ LUHAN = NAVY BOLD FONT
• WU YI FAN/ KRIS = MAROON BOLD FONT
• ZHANG YI XING/ LAY = INDIGO BOLD FONT
• KIM JONG DAE/ CHEN = GOLDEN ROD BOLD FONT
• HUANG ZI TAO/ TAO = BLACK HIGHLIGHT W/ BOLD WHITE FONT
• AUTHOR-NIM/ MYSELF = GREEN BOLD FONT

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*ENTER EXO*

"oh my krisus.."

"what's going on?"

"yeah..this isn't how the story usually goes.."

"noona~ what's up with this?"

"ahh.yeah I know I haven't update for a long long time and this isn't how I usually do the story but I'm doing this before work..."

"so? does this mean you're leaving again?!"

"NO! I'm not letting you Jie!?"

"I agree with the panda this time."

"you've been gone for too long"

*EXO clutches onto author-nim*

"look guys. I'm just answering the replied before work then I'll be back..okay?"

*EXO stare with big deer eyes*

"okay? someone has to pay the bills around here >->"

"fine..but. you must promise to be back"

"suho. thank you. at least someone's being mature..and you know me. I will be back."

"good noona. I can't thand thethe hyungth anymore."

"aigoo. Thehunnie~ i missed your lisp"

"Noona~ you know how i feel about it!"

"yeah but ith cute! I bet the fanth like it too~"

*Sehun goes blushing in a corner*

"aigoo.maknae will be innocent."

"anyways~ I'm back~"

"GOOD! we can continue!"

"Geez Wu Fan Ge. I missed you too ಠ____ಠ "

"Don't give me that face..."

"ಠ____ಠ "

"okay. okay. geez."

*kris walks away mumbling, "missed her...creepy face..can't take joke.."*

"I HEARD THAT WU YI FAN!"

"AISH! WOMAN! STOP CALLING ME BY THAT NAME! IT'S K-R-I-S!"

*Tao goes ninja and steals camera*

"Sooo~ while Jie is busy with angry bird ge~ I'll answer the questions instead~"

"hyung..what are you doing with noona's camera & laptop?"

"shhh~ shut it jong-in. i'm going to answer the questions and comments!"

"oh! me too! me too!"

*the rest of the EXO members aside from kris and author-nim come to Tao and the camera*

"SO~ Donghae98, I see you're new~"

"Welcome love~"

"may you enjoy reading this fic~"

"pfft. Lay ge. CassieVIP13 called you adorable"

"why is it that the unicorn gets more love ;A;"

"pshh~ girls love unicorns~ be jealous :^D"

"aww snaps! November baby? me tooo!~ WOOHOO!"

"hey isn't Kris ge a november baby too?"

"oh yeah! the angry bird is one~"

*Kris walks to the EXO with author-nim over his shoulders*

"I heard my name..what are you guys saying?"

"Nothing."

"nothing at all gege~."

*Kris raises an eyebrow and glares but ignores them*

"Kris ge..."

"yeah?"

"why is Jie hanging over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes?"

*Exo does a double take and sees authornim hanging over Kris' shoulders as he clutches her waist securely*

"because."

"because why?"

"because.."

"because.because why?"

"OMG JUST SHUT UP THE PANDA ALREADY!"

"geez. someone didn't take their happy pill..and I'm the one being the sack of potatoes.."

*author-nim rests her chin on her hand as it rests on Kris' shoulder while she looks at the group*

"you can put me down now ge.."

"no."

"why not?"

"because."

"oh my hogod.."

"not this again.."

"....you now what?forget i even bothered asking -__-"

"okay...anyways~"

"AlexNightingale is a vampire?!!"

"oh noes~"

"wait..so does that mean if you bite me i'll be one too? (; "

"Sanghyuk is my bacon friend? ohohoho~"

"So i has two bacons now? :D"

"Yeol..you can't actually EAT her..she's not really bacon..."

"but...but..why not?"

"hyung..did you seriously just ask me that question?"

"yes."

*Chanyeol stares at the group with big wide eyes, EXO facepalm*

"..yeah..okay.."

"aigoo Sanghyuk is small like you Jie!~"

"so cute. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ"

"WHY ARE PEOPLE ALWAYS POKING LAY'S DIMPLE?!!!!"

"because..dimples are awesome :^) "

"touche unicorn..touche."

"miemin0112 is new?"

"aigoo~ welcome my lovely reader~"

"my? don't you mean our?"

"no.my."

"why does she get to be yours hyung?"

"yeah~ why can't we share hyung?!"

*author-nim facepalm*

"how did i get stuck with these dorks again?"

"because you love us duh mei mei"

"shut it yi fan"

"woah mei. woah it's ge ge to you."

"whatever YI FAN."

"aish."

"aigoo.so cute. she's been laughing at 1am"

"don't stay up too late now~!"

"Noona~you should listen to EXOticVIPBlackjack13"

"yeah. stop stressin~"

"thank you for your concern love! saranghae~<3"

"don't worry! we'll take care of Jie Jie~"

"kkhamjong. she said don't keel her with your 'amazingness'"

"pfft. kai hyung? amazing?"

"yah. yah. maknae what did you say?"

"...nothing hyung..."

*Sehun runs away from Kai before he could even say anything else*

"xie xie kpopPookie~ I'm glad I amuze you~"

"thank you for reading sonexotics37~"

"she likes me in suits.. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ಥωಥ "

"yay~ hearts~"

*EXO throws hearts at lovely readers*

"I know right SMluva4ever~ she finally updated~"

"well.not update..more like film another episode"

"whatever hyung. why do you always have to correct me?"

"aish...kids these days.."

"ishybear is a January baby too?"

"yay for January babies~"

"oh mer gersh~kai~"

"what yeol hyung?"

"she's 2 days younger than you~"

"no way? aigoo~"

"and to our lovely Chamii~ we missed you~"

"STOP GUYS! STOP!"

"what is it this time chanyeol?"

"she called me cute~ :3"

*EXO facepalm*

"well..we answered them all..

"I guess you have to leave now huh noona?"

"aigoo..I'll be back guys. dun worry~"

"sure you are. that's what you said last month -__-"

"Ya! Yi Fan. I will be back okay?"

"fine...but you better be back."

"yeah..or else!"

"or else what?"

"I'll hunt you in your sleep."

"..that's just creepy lulu ge... ಠ_ರೃ"

*EXO FOREVER HUG~*

"thank you for supporting and loving the fic<3"

"please continue to be patient!"

"please stay safe!"

"Happy Halloween!~"

"WE ARE ONE! EXO HWIGHTING!~"

*EXIT EXO*

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Enter the land of EXO gifs :D credits to rightful owners~

MY comments from left to right:

• Xiumin awkward laugh style. trololol.
• Wu yi fan + awkward aegyeo = /dead.
• y suho stare = /dead. like seriously guardian? i missed his hair like this D:
• yeol..oh yeol..your voice scares me a bit..
• aigoo~ sehunnie~ he was in the middle of talking til a fan called his name. aigoo. so innocent<3
• Chendetta anyone? kekeke.
• Omfg CHEN you freaking troll! his clothes are on backwards & so is the mask -_- this boy..