Chapter 1: When I read "Then I received a text message from Sarah." I misread it and I thought it said "Then I received a text message from Satan." and I started laughing thinking about what that conversation would've been like.
"Hey, so I heard you wanted to study abroad but your parents won't let you...I can help with that."
"No thanks, I don't want to have to sacrifice the blood of the innocent and get the blood of a . It's hard to clean up the stains in the carpet"
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