Mi Kyong's POV

It waz weding doy adn i coldunt beleve it!!!! i wasz finaly getin maried ttoo my bleoved Kvin.

"hey gurl" my best vicky saies too me.

"ayo wat up? i yell at her adn screeem lyke dose tenage gulls.

'u r 1 dazzling gull.' she sayz lafing ate mee smaking my but.

"thanks. ur botiful too. i especiazly lyke ur pimples.' i reply n'd she storm out mad.

'hey. r u reday 4 de weding? jonghun asjkes me and i node, a tear runing doun my face.

'i still luv yu tho bbg, marry me instead?' he askes me.

'hey, hld up douche, bak offff mai gurl.' kevin saisee lyke a ganggstur.

'wat r u? a g? breeng et on.' jonghyun saise kicking kevin adn grabing his hair/

' hld my errings.' kvin saus to me hadning i him dimond studed hops.

'defiantly, umma.' i says rols mai iyes a smyles.

'kevin grbs jonghyuns' but and squezes.

'mm soo sofft lkie diarheea.' kevin sais ad jongghyun yalps.

'hey!' jognhyun sias kiking kevin's u kno wat. kevin grbs his balls adn falsz 2 da flor.

'ow/' he sayz borred. 

'kevin, u r so wierd.' i sai roling mai buffalo.

'se? he';s a pusy, mary me Mi cha/' jong sais.

'dibidibidis mai nam is Mi Kyong." i says, kikying his nuts toos.

'ow.' hee say falings on da grund.

so whoo do u chose mi kyong/ vic aksks

'i chose pikachu.' i says.

'o ok.' vic says.

'wait wat/' dem boiz asks me

'shush. i hav a phon cal.' i replys.

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, BANANA PHONE! DOOO DOO DOOO DOO DOO! CANADA WETHER IS SO BAD.i sings in offkeey tun. haha, offkey.

'wait did som1 cal me/" key ask.

'hyelo/' i say my phone.

'u hav 1 a trip to bahamas.' a  girly voic says in my phone?

'hello? is dis u mom?' i ask, surprise.

'NO. It'S THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC CALLING, YOUR LETTER GOT LOST IN THE MAIL 11 YEARS AGO." HE YELLS.

'whoa' ur only 1 wif goud gramr' i asks.

'bai. lol./' i says and evry1 lokes at me, 'yolo.' i say.

'hey babe.' a hot duede wakls in nd kis me on da lips.

'oooh, u so nasty.' i purrrrr in too hjis sholder.

'see ya l8r es.' kai say tking mai hnd.

' wat abot da weding/' kev aksk stil on grond.

'scrw da weding, im marying kai in vegas. ive ben cheetn on u botfh dis hole tyme. i'm pregeers wif him baby.' i says givs hims the midle fingrs.

'bai1' jong wavves happyily.

'w8t, kevin, u r gay.' dongho sais, 'i thot u wer gting hitced wth tht hot doode ovr thair.' he sayed pointng at jonghyun.

'oh yea.' kev sayed smak hes hed on da flor.

'saory, taken by Key alrdy.' jonghyun saysed.

sudenly a robeer coms and saides, 'giv me all ur doritos.'

'taeman, u hads enuf doritos alredy.' key sais tsking.

'nevar.' he sayd and runs round room nekd.

'oh gawd, soemone tke him bak 2 daycre, and gve him a shrt." key saysed.

'oky babe.' jong says, grabing a shrt of da flor.

'oh mai gawd, it's my long lost granddaughter!" an old grandmother says, wlkin into room and huggs Kevin.

"i dont hve a gma." Kevin saids and everyone is like, "What?"

"How is you exisiting?" JonGHyun.

'oh, i'm not.' kevin says.

'wai r u here/' jonghyun akss.

'bcuz authour-nim put me her.' kevin says, 'and she just wants to say.'

'whut?' jong asks.

'tell us already.' the gma saed.

'dis was all a dreem, mi kiyong.' kevin says, 'u hav cancer or som oder fatal ilnes.'

'whut, lol.' mi kyong saysed comes backs sudeenly

'yeh, ur gona die.' kev sais.

'waeee?' mi kyong yelled lyke a spoil brat.

'bcuz author nim says so.

'i hat u author nim.' mi kyong says.

the end. and as u hav lerned from dis sotry, not alll ocs hav hapy endings.

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