Based on the fact that Yixing is daddy material carried a baby in the Oh My God press conference. I think I unintentionally made it cracky.

Minseok shot up from his bed when he heard Jongdae making pterodactyl noises in his room. He rushed out of his room in only his underwear and burst into Jongdae's to find the boy flailing around in his bed.

"Jongdae!" Minseok shouted, fearing the boy was having some sort of seizure.

 Jongdae stopped immediately and sat up. "Oh Minseok hyung, I'm sorry if I woke you."

Minseok sighed in relief. "I thought you were being murdered or something. What the hell is going on?"

Jongdae grinned at him stupidly and beckoned him closer. "Let me show you something."

Minseok shook his head and narrowed his eyes in suspicion. "No thanks."

"I swear it's nothing dirty."

"Jongdae."

"Hyung I swear on my vocals."

Minseok gasped, Jongdae was being serious then. "Ok, what is it?"

"Look." Jongdae directed the tablet towards Minseok once he was close enough. "Look at my baby holding a baby!"

Minseok watched the footage and cooed because Yixing holding a baby was really very cute. "They're adorable."

"I know right!" Jongdae squealed. "He's so daddy material. I already knew he was boyfriend and husband material but now that I know he's daddy material, I'm never letting him go."

Minseok smiled at Jongdae sincerity. "Do I get to be the godfather of your future children then?"

"Of course and Joon hyung can be the godmother. We'll have two children obviously, a boy and then a girl."

"Have you thought about names?"

Jongdae shook his head. "Not yet, I'll discuss them with Yixing when he gets back."

"You must have some names in mind?" Minseok pressed.

Jongdae bit his lip. "Well I do like Jia for a girl and Zixin for a boy but parenting is about making discussions together right?"

Minseok shrugged. "I have no idea, you'll have to ask Joonmyun, he's the one raising 8 kids."

Jongdae winced. "I don't want to ask him parenting questions in case he gets emotional."

"Jongdae it's been a year, he's over Yifan leaving. He's no longer crying and muttering things like 'I can't believe that bastard left me to raise 10 kids by myself'."

"No that's because he's now raising 8 kids by himself." Jongdae said cheekily.

Minseok gave him a serious look before both of them burst out laughing. "We're terrible people."

Jongdae whipped away a fake tear as he tried to calm down. "I know."

I'm slowly getting out of my slump and promise to produce better things than just crack.