Based on Jongdae and Minseok's recent Sukira(21:30) radio appearance where they had to pick members to date if they were girls. Written differently than other chapters.

Kyungsoo and Joonmyun were monitoring Minseok and Jongdae's radio broadcast when Jongdae announced that he'd date Kyungsoo if he was a girl.

Kyungsoo frowned. "I thought he'd say Yixing hyung."

"He did say Yixing." Joonmyun pointed out. "Yixing was in 3rd place after Chanyeol."

"But why?"

"To throw people off?" suggested Joonmyun. "To troll you. I don't know what goes on in Jongdae's head, don't ask me."

"It's just weird, you know? They keep on doing a lot of skinship with me recently and now Jongdae chooses me over his own boyfriend? It just doesn't make any sense to me."

"Ah!" Joonmyun said and Kyungsoo could see a cartoon light bulb floating on top of his head. "I think I know what's going on."

"Care to share?"

"They did the same thing to me about a year ago. It was their way of subtly buttering me up before asking me to join them."

"Join them for what?" Kyungsoo asked confusedly.

"You know, join them." Kyungsoo stared at him blankly making Joonmyun sigh. "In bed Kyungsoo, in bed."

"I don't get it."

Joonmyun sighed heavily. "For bedroom activities that don't include sleeping. Please tell me you understand now!"

"Ohhh." Kyungsoo said finally understanding. "But I'm not gay."

"Neither am I but I'm open to experimentation. It wasn't so bad, I liked it. Besides, don't you get tired of using your hand all the time? And you know Jongdae and Yixing so you can feel safe and secure about it if you do choose to join them."

Kyungsoo looked thoughtful. "I guess you're right."

Little did they know Yixing overheard the entire conversation. He whipped out his phone and sent a quick text to Jongdae.

To Chenchen <3

The Owl has taken the bait, I repeat, the Owl has taken the bait.

He only had to wait for a few seconds before he received a text back.

From Chenchen <3

That's great news, rainbow . We move in for the kill tonight. Be prepared.

I almost posted this on the wrong story because I wasn't paying attention.