Based on ep 5 of EXO 90:2014(18:16), where everyone was talking about how Lay likes to touch people's butts. Featuring: Jealous!Chen, Clueless!Yixing, Devious!Minseok and Angry!Baekhyun.

Chen knew that Yixing was a tactile person before they started dating and he knew why. Body language was the prime source of communication when Yixing had first come to Korea so naturally Lay liked to express himself through his body. That was perfectly fine. What wasn’t perfectly fine was the fact that his Korean had improved immensely but he still insisted on touching everything and everyone. Chen hadn’t minded so much when they weren’t dating because it gave Lay an excuse to touch him but now he had to constantly swallow his jealousy.

He was having to swallow it an awful lot today mainly because they were filming and their sunbaes were sitting right next to them. He wasn’t usually a jealous boyfriend but Lay liked skinship too much and the fans with their ships weren’t helping the situation. He had tried to subtly suggest to Lay that maybe he should dial it down a bit but all Lay did was kiss him on the nose and tell him he looks cute when he’s jealous.

Right now he was planning a horrible prank for Xiumin hyung for announcing on broadcast that his boyfriend liked to touch people’s butts, I mean was it really necessary? 10 minutes had passed and they were still talking about Lay and his . He bet it was revenge from Minseok for that time Lay told everyone on tv that he drools when he sleeps.

Maybe I should do squats with Sehun, his is pretty big. Maybe then stupid Xing will stop touching everyone’s stupid butts and only focus on mine.

Jongdae was brought back from his thoughts when he heard Lay say: “-this person’s has a really nice feel to it.”

He glanced over and saw Lay had just given Baekhyun a red rose.

That’s it! I’m sending Taeyeon noona all of Byun Baekhyun’s embarrassing predebut pictures! And Xing since you like Baekhyun’s so much, you’re not going near mine for a month.

Needless to say, Yixing was very confused as to why his boyfriend was ignoring him or why Baekhyun wanted to kill Jongdae.