Baby I love you but I hate your cooking

Chenlay drabbles

Based on ep 9 of EXO 90:2014(46:57) when Lay said Chen didn't really like his cooking.


“Jongdae just tell him.” Urged Minseok.

 

“I can’t hyung.” Jongdae insisted.

 

“You can’t keep this up, you’re losing weight faster than me.” Xiumin joked.

 

Chen pouted. “If I tell him, it’ll crush him. Besides, it’s not so bad.”

 

“Then why do you keep dumping the food he makes into our plant pots?”

 

“Because it’s so delicious that the plants need to have a taste too?” suggested Jongdae.

 

Xiumin fixed him with the look. “Seriously? This is the best you could come up with?”

 

“If I tell him, then who will cook for us when we’re in China?”

 

“We’ve made enough money to employ a maid, you’ve seen her around Jongdae-ah.”

 

“Oh so that’s who that was.”

 

Minseok frowned. “Who did you think it was?”

 

Chen shrugged. “I don’t know, I thought Kris hyung had a thing for older women, I didn’t really question it. This actually explains a lot.”

 

“Now that that’s sorted, just tell him.”

 

“I can’t tell him.”

 

“I’ll tell him.” Said Luhan who had managed to detach himself from Xiumin and was walking towards the kitchen.

 

Chen’s eyes widened before he rugby tackled him to the floor. He was in the process of sitting on Luhan’s face when Yixing came out of the kitchen.

 

“What’s going on here? Why are you trying to suffocate Luhan?” Yixing asked in confusion.

 

“Jongdae hates your cooking!” Luhan shouted as he struggled to get Chen off of him.

 

Chen gave him a dirty look before punching his stomach. He got off Luhan, grabbed Yixing’s hand and lead him to the kitchen.

 

“Xingxing ge, you know I love you right?” He said with as much aegyo he could muster.

 

Yixing raised one eyebrow. “Yes.”

 

“I…um…well…I don’t exactly….I don’t think I appreciate your cooking to the extent that you wish I would.” Jongdae answered fearfully.

 

“So what you’re trying to say is that you hate my cooking.”

 

“That’s not what I said.” Protested Jongdae.

 

Lay smiled. “Is that what all this fuss was about?”

 

“Umm yes?”

 

“Why didn’t you tell me earlier?”

 

“I didn’t want to hurt your feelings. Ge I’d never want to hurt you.” Chen said earnestly.

 

Yixing ruffled Chen’s hair. “Silly Jongdae. If you had told me earlier, I could’ve improved my cooking by now.”

 

“So you’re not mad?”

 

“Nope. Let’s order in.”

 

“We don’t have to-”

 

“Yeah we do, the ramen’s pretty burnt by now.”

 

Just then the fire alarm went off confirming Yixing’s words.

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So my otp hasn't interacted in a 100 years and since I base this story off their interactions, this story is on hiatus until they get their acts together.

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azure-rivers
#1
Chapter 70: Thank you for writing these stories! Take care and we all understand :)
azure-rivers
#2
Chapter 65: I cracked up at Minseok slapping Joonmyeon's
and then proceeded to hysterically laugh when the line "The rest of the members agreed and started doing mildly ual things to each other" came up XD
Thank god I'm in the safety of my room lol
darlingunicorn #3
Chapter 70: I love all of stories! They were so cute. Thanks a lot ♡
Devilune
#4
Chapter 59: Oh god, this drabble made me cry so badly, Q-Q! Your drabbles are so cute! Their really adorable, even though there are sad ones as well. Although I have not finish reading this story yet, (I plan to do so tomorrow) but I've read your note in chapter 70.
Even though it was posted quite a while ago, I just want to wish you all the best. I myself have been feeling down lately, but reading fics make me forget all about it. Especially, since this week has been really tough for me, but when I stumbled upon your story, it made my whole week a lot better :)! I just want to thank you for how much your amazing writing skills, drabbles and you yourself, have made my week feel a whole lot better! Please take care of your health, I wish you all the best with all the problems you are facing in life. Thank you!!~<3 (P.S, I do hope this comment hasn't offend you in any way possible.)
Demitria_Teague #5
Chapter 49: ahahahaha... I could so see this conversation going down in real life... ya know... even if they're not a real couple... they could get a bad therapist that recommended them to fight like a couple... hahahaha... and then over reactions.. lots of awkwardness and hilarity. Plus that 'Man's - Men' comment cracked me up so bad I had to stop reading for a minute. ;)
961c22c41cde437 #6
Chapter 43: Chapter 6 is the one I liked till now. You are a great writer, and do take care of yourself
softsology
#7
Chapter 70: ): I hope you feel better soon! Take care and thank you for writing these wonderful stories for us <3
Chenchenlay #8
Chapter 70: You are incredible....
Shirahime #9
Chapter 70: Please take care of yourself~ I really appreciate all the fics you've shared with us and hope for the best for you in the future!
joychul14 #10
Chapter 70: Hey dont be sorry..we do understand..everything will be okay..take care okay! :)