"I can't tell you." Kibum stated firmly, causing the others to become annoyed.

"Why not?" Sungmin asked with a slight pout. That would have worked on other people, but not Kibum. He was not weak against aegyo. At least, not Sungmin's aegyo anyway, not matter how strong it was.

"Because Kyuhyun doesn't want me to." Kibum replied, standing up. He had a bad feeling, so he was simply preparing to run for it if time came.

"..." All eyes were on him as Kibum then laid his body of the pillar next to the couch. He could feel a glare.

"Tell us!" They exclaimed in union. Kibum shook his head.

"I can't, I-" Kibum was cut off. The front door of the apartment opened, revealing a tall figure. Shim Changmin had finally arrived from who knows where. The younger looked around.

"Sorry I'm late. I had to stop for another meal." Changmin apologised in a somewhat indifferent way, the others couldn't help but laugh.

"You were that hungry, huh?" Eunhyuk asked, Changmin gave back a slight grin.

"Changmin! Do you know who Kyuhyun is dating?!" Donghae then practically shouted as he ran to him, causing the younger's eyes to widen just slightly. Changmin turned his head to Kibum.
 
"..." The two maknaes stared at each other, as if they were sending some sort of message.

"Heechul hyung, explain." Kibum spoke, Heechul walked to the three who were standing up. Kibum, Changmin and Donghae.

"Well, we were talking about how many 'partners' we've had. Physically. Kyuhyun wouldn't tell us, and so we thought he was a . After, Kibum suddenly said that Kyuhyun was an uke. And it's probably true, since the maknae didn't deny it. Then Kyuhyun walked out of the room, saying that he wasn't a either. We also found out that Kyuhyun was dating." Heechul quickly explained, Changmin's eyes slowly glanced over to Kibum.

"...Huh." Was the only sound Changmin made. Kibum quickly looked away.

"I swear, I didn't say anything other than that."

"We're trying to figure out who it is." Leeteuk then added, everyone ignoring the way Kibum seemed to inch away from Changmin.

"I mean, to be able to top Kyuhyun... That's not an easy task. It has to be someone like... Yunho hyung or something..." Eunhyuk muttered. Changmin's eyes instantly went towards the elder, Kibum widened his eyes. This was bad.

"Yunho hyung's been with Jaejoong hyung for over three years." Changmin quickly reminded him, Eunhyuk nodded.

"I'm just saying that it should be someone with a similar body type."

"I guess." The rest mumbled to themselves.

"Someone... taller than Kyuhyun? It should be. Kyuhyun would probably mock someone who was shorter than him." Donghae stated, everyone else gave an approving look.

"So a person who is taller than Kyuhyun... Zhoumi?" Leeteuk asked, Changmin remained silent while Kibum couldn't help but snicker.

"Ah, maybe it's him! Zhoumi always had a thing for Kyuhyun, they're really close as well!" Eunhyuk exclaimed, everyone agreeed.

"But I think this person has to be strong." Sungmin said, all eyes turned.

"... But didn't Zhoumi get abs?" Donghae questioned, Changmin gave a slight cough.

"I don't think it's him." Changmin stated, the rest raised a brow.

"Why?"

"Gut feeling." Changmin replied, ruffling his own hair. Nobody questioned it, Changmin was usually right.

"The person... has to be strong? I don't think so, I mean..." Eunhyuk trailed off, Kibum decided to join the current discussion.

"Hyung, Kyuhyun isn't that strong anyway. He's just tall. A weak person is fine, as long as he's taller that is." Kibum stated, everybody seemed to listen to the maknaes more than anyone else.

"...If it isn't Zhoumi... Siwon?" Heechul asked everyone else, causing their eyes to widen. Changmin simply gave a somewhat annoyed stare.

"Ah!"

"Siwon's always hugging Kyuhyun, it's got to be him!"

"..." Changmin gave a sigh, looking away and attempting to kick Kibum's leg. The snickering was annoying him now.

"What is it Changmin? You don't think it's him either?" Leeteuk questioned, Changmin nodded.

"Well, I'm pretty sure that Kyuhyun wouldn't be into someone so..." Changmin stopped.

"So?"

"I don't know. I just don't think I could see the two of them together. Perhaps they're just in a sibling type relationship." Changmin said as firmly as he possibly could. Everybody agreed with Changmin.

"Hmm... Then, I bet, this person must be as sharp tongued as Kyuhyun!" Sungmin exclaimed, eyes turned.

"Why?" Eunhyuk asked.

"Because. Kyuhyun's sharp tongued, and I think that only another person with a sharp tongue would be able to 'tame' him." Sungmin stated in a 'matter-of-fact' way. Kibum turned to Changmin with a somewhat teasing look before turning to Sungmin.

"...Out of interest, why are you using the word, 'tame'?" Kibum asked, Changmin attempted to kick Kibum once more.

"Because it fits the situation. Anyway, who would match the description?" Sungmin quickly brushed it off.

"Tall, let's just add strong because we discussed it, sharp tongue and..." Everyone paused, all eyes turning to Changmin as he stared back.

"..." A silence entered.

"What?" Changmin asked, Heechul nodded.

"You look like someone who Kyuhyun would date." Heechul stated, Changmin gave a twisted expression.

"...Is that a compliment or an insult?" Changmin asked, the elder shrugged.

"Well, depends on how you look at it."

"Hey, why don't you guys just ask Kyuhyun?" Kibum suddenly asked out of nowhere, everybody went silent once again.

"..." Changmin stared at Kibum.

"Yes, they never thought of that, and I didn't really want to tell them." Kibum replied, knowing what Changmin was thinking. It was probably something along the lines of, 'They didn't try that yet?'.

"Kyuhyun-ah." Leeteuk called, Kyuhyun arriving at a seemingly perfect moment. Kyuhyun's eyes darted towards Changmin before walking somewhere close to the area he was standing.

"What is it?" Kyuhyun asked, everyone gave intense stares.

"What are you dating?" Eunhyuk questioned. Everybody then turned to Eunhyuk, he had somehow mistaken his words.

"...A stone. No, better yet, a rock." Kyuhyun said sarcastically, causing the rest to snicker.

"Sorry, I meant 'who'."

"...I'm dating someone very close to all of you." Kyuhyun muttered, everyone raised a brow at Kyuhyun's statement.

"Huh?"

"Like I said, someone who's close to you, both physically and mentally."

"..." The silence joined.

"You know that we won't be able to figure out that." Donghae muttered, Kyuhyun shrugged.

"Who is it? Who? Who? Who?" They continuously asked.

"Tell us! Or Heechul hyung will show everyone that picture he took of you while showering." Sungmin then threatened, the elder gave a sharp glare to the other.

"What?!" Kyuhyun asked in a shocked voice.

"Hey, you weren't supposed to tell him I had that!" Heechul quickly yelled, Sungmin gave a somewhat apologetic look.

"Sorry, it just slipped out." Sungmin muttered.

"Oh well, I might as use it for blackmail right now."

"...Can I see it?" Changmin questioned, Heechul simply nodded.

"Hm, sure." Heechul said, getting his phone from out of his pocket. Everyone crowded around Heechul except for Kyuhyun and Kibum. Kyuhyun walked towards Changmin, tugging the back of his shirt. Changmin simply nodded.

"...Huh, Kyuhyun does look kind of like a girl." Leeteuk muttered, the photo finally revealed. It was only the top of Kyuhyun's body and up. His hair was straight from the water, sticking to his pale skin. The photo was slightly fogged a well, due to the steam of the shower. It was somewhat, as the others said, enticing.

"Shut up! I do not!" Kyuhyun retorted in a slightly flustered way. As that was said, Changmin snatched the phone from Heechul's hand and pressed a few buttons. All eyes were on him.

"Deleted." Changmin finally said, showing them the screen.

"..."

"Changmin, seriously?!" Heechul asked in annoyance, Changmin ruffled his own hair.

"As much as I want to find out who Kyuhyun is dating, I think that having a picture of him is going too far. Remember when you lost your phone last time? Heechul hyung?" Changmin asked, Heechul gave a reluctant nod.

"...Okay, fine. I can always take another snapshot." Heechul mumbled to himself. The moment those words were said, Changmin snapped Heechul's phone in half. The elder's eyes widened.

"Sorry, I swear it was an accident." Changmin replied in an unapologetic way, passing the two pieces of technology to Heechul. The elder gasped at the sight.

"..." Everything went silent.

"Don't worry, Hankyung hyung has a backup of all your files." Kibum stated. He knew, since Heechul was, well, Heechul, Hankyung was a nice enough boyfriend to keep a spare file of Heechul's files, just in case the day would come when someone actually decided to break the elder's phone.

"Okay then." Heechul said, quickly calming down.

"...Kyuhyun, we'll get you to talk somehow."  Leeteuk muttered, Kyuhyun stared in amusement.

"Oh yeah? What are you planning on doing?"

"We'll... break your laptop." Sungmin said hesitantly, taking a couple steps back towards Kyuhyun's laptop. Kyuhyun glared at him in an instant.

"You break my laptop, I can assure you that you won't get out of this room alive." Kyuhyun hissed, everyone was intimidated. Well, except for Kibum and Changmin that is.

"Don't push it, Kyuhyun's eyes are telling me that he's not kidding. You know how he feels about his laptop." Changmin spoke, everybody nodded.

"Okay, we won't touch it. How about... what about your phone?" Eunhyuk asked. Kyuhyun rolled his eyes.

"Just so you know, the person I'm dating is taller than all of you. And stronger than all of you. Just as you guessed. You know, I could hear you talking from a mile away."

"..."

"Is it Zhoumi?" Donghae asked, Kyuhyun shook his head.

"No."

"Siwon?" Heechul asked, and that's when Kyuhyun finally gave a twisted expression.

"No. What are you even talking about? Siwon's dating Kibum." Kyuhyun pointed out, everybody widening their eyes. Kibum quickly turned and shot a glare at Kyuhyun. No one was meant to know that.

"..." A silence quickly entered as Kibum gave an awkward cough.

"I'll explain it later. Now, we're focusing on Kyuhyun and- Nevermind." Kibum almost said the other's name. They continued to stare at the three maknaes.

"...Who?" Leeteuk questioned, Kyuhyun shrugged.

"...Is it-" Just as Eunhyuk was asking the question, Kyuhyun began to shout.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?!" Kyuhyun exclaimed. For some reason, Donghae grabbed both of the younger's hands and placed them behind his back. Apparently, he was under arrest.

"This is an interrogation." Heechul stated, as if he were an actual policeman. Kyuhyun sighed, being tugged over and sitting on the arm-rest of the chair.

"...Are you guys playing 'good cop, bad cop'?" Kyuhyun asked, not bothering to 'escape'. He wanted to see how the situation was going to play out.

"Well, that's not what we were going for... but... if you insist." Donghae muttered, holding Kyuhyun's hands. Kibum's eyes turned to Changmin, the other maknae whose arms were currently crossed. Kibum snickered to himself.

"Donghae, good cop or bad cop?" Heechul asked.

"I want to try being the bad cop."

"Well, Hyukjae, I hope you know what that means for you." Sungmin mumbled, Eunhyuk's eyes widened.

"..."

"Anyway..." Leeteuk managed to divert the situation into another direction. All of a sudden, Kyuhyun shouted once again.

"Yah! You're not allowed to touch the person you're interrogating!" Kyuhyun yelled with annoyance, Changmin's eyes quickly shot to the scene. It appeared that Heechul was attempting to tickle Kyuhyun. But still, that was more body contact than what Changmin would have preferred.

"Yes you can, I saw it on a show with Hankyung last week." Heechul muttered, Kyuhyun rolled his eyes. Perhaps reccommending Heechul to watch that a movie involving courts and criminals wasn't a good idea.

"Hey!" Kyuhyun exclaimed once again, Heechul beginning to poke the maknae's waist. Kyuhyun quickly reacted.

"Well this seems to work." Donghae muttered, Kyuhyun squirmed.

"Are you going to do anything?" Kibum asked Changmin, noticing the other's knuckles going white. Changmin stared for a couple seconds, turning back to Kibum.

"...Eventually." Was the only word Changmin managed to say.

"Would you cut it out?!" Kyuhyun asked, become more annoyed than he once was. Heechul simply ignored the younger.

"He's breaking..." Donghae simply muttered, Changmin was almost at his breaking point as well.

"I- Ah- Changmin-ah, help me!" Kyuhyun finally called, Changmin immediately reacted.

"Okay, that's my call." Changmin muttered to Kibum, the other simply nodded. Without a second thought, Changmin pulled Kyuhyun, pushing Heechul to the side just slightly. Kyuhyun quickly wrapped his arms around the younger, closing his eyes.

"But Changmin-" Donghae was cut off.

"Sorry, but Kyuhyun doesn't seem to like what you're doing. And I find it irritating watching. Only I'm supposed to do things like that." Changmin muttered, his arms quickly tightening around Kyuhyun in a somewhat possessive manner. Kyuhyun simply hummed.

"..." And thus, the silence entered. Changmin swore he could hear the minds of his hyungs' computing the current situation. He ran his fingers through Kyuhyun's hair just because he felt like it, the elder stared up at him.

"Are you going to do anything about this?" Kyuhyun asked in a somewhat provoking way. Changmin froze for a second. Then, the younger raised a brow. Was Kyuhyun teasing him? Was Kyuhyun waiting for some sort of reaction?

"Should I?" Changmin questioned back, Kyuhyun smirked. He knew, Kyuhyun knew that he had Changmin wrapped around his finger.

"Well, you did give that guy a black eye for hitting on me before." Kyuhyuh mumbled, Changmin's eyes widened.

"...I forgot about that." Changmin stated, Kyuhyun laughed.

"Don't tell me..." Leeteuk muttered, the first to have recovered from the shock.

"Maknae power." Kibum stated bluntly, all eyes turned to him.

"..." Slowly, Changmin's eyes glanced at every single one of his hyungs, Kibum should have known that it was better to not let the others know about Kyuhyun and Changmin's relationship.

"And I suggest that you leave now, before Changmin starts chasing you all. Or, well, mainly Donghae and Heechul hyung." Kibum muttered, the quickly ran out the door.

"We're leaving!" They all announced. The maknaes laughed, Kyuhyun still held tightly in Changmin's embrace. Kibum then ruffled his own hair, patting Changmin on the shoulder before exiting the room.

"...I guess I'll be leaving too. You know, since I don't want to wreck your beautiful moment of love." Kibum muttered, Changmin rolled his eyes.

"Make sure you tell the hyungs to come back and get their things." Kyuhyun said, leaving Changmin's arms, but not his grasp. Kibum simply nodded, muttering something similar to 'will do'. Kyuhyun sighed, staring but at Changmin.

"Well that was interesting." Changmin muttered, amusement dancing in his eyes. Kyuhyun pouted.

"Why didn't you help me earlier?"

"Because you didn't tell me to." Changmin retorted, kyuhyun sighed.

"Come on, let's get out of here before the others come. Specifically, Jaejoong hyung, Yunho hyung, Junsu hyung and Yoochun hyung." Kyuhyun muttered, Changmin gave a defeated smile.

"...Too late."