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Hello this bonus chapter is my apology to you for disappearing during BTOB 4U promotions lol XD

I'm sorry I don't have the next chapter ready right now but I hope you'll enjoy this mess of fake texts. 

Please note I wrote these texts with BTOB and Apink as their idol selves NOT as the characters I made in this story so the characterizations are not exactly the same (and definitely do not reflect them in real life lol) and they're not all that funny so please forgive me OTL

Anyways enjoy! I will see you soon in the next real chapter...I hope haha.

-gogeoshingi 

 

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Fake Btopink Texts

 

#1 Double Date (EK/CS/BM/CR) 

EK: Hey guysss who's up for another double date

CS: I'm not going on any dates

BM: Oh really now? I heard you've been seeing some girls recently

CS: Shut up

EK: How does tomorrow sound?

CR: Tomorrow's good

BM: I'm down

EK: Changsub?

CS: No

EK: Aw comeooorrn man

BM: Leave him he's no fun anyways

CR: Changsub pls come I don't wanna third wheel those two

CS: You have Bomi. I'm staying home

CR: Changsub…

EK: Don't worry I'll bring him. Be ready at 3 Changsubbie~

CS: Ughhh

BM: Such a wet blanket

 

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#2 Happy Birthday (IH/NE)

IH: Mom says Happy Birthday

NE: Aw tell her thanks

IH: Will do

NE: How is she?

IH: Good. Still nagging me tho

NE: What did you do this time lol

IH: I got her a Louis Vuitton handbag and she told me to stop dressing like a fashion terrorist

NE: Oh haha

NE: Where's mine?

IH: …

NE: I'm kidding Ilhoon I don't need one I have brand deals for days

IH: Do you want anything for your birthday tho?

NE: Mmm well I do have a tiny favor to ask

IH: ?

NE: I need a guest for my birthday fanmeet

IH: Ah

NE: Can you be there?

IH: I guess

NE: Sweet. I'll send you the duet I want to do.

IH: Duet? Wait I didn't sign up to sing???

NE: It'll be cute don't worry

 

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#3 Collecting Hyungs (SJ/EJ)

SJ: Noona

EJ: What up Sooksook

SJ: I want Seo In Guk's number

EJ: SKsksk why

SJ: I'm collecting hyungs and he's my doppelganger

EJ: That sounds sketch

SJ: It's not creepy I promise

EJ: I think your version of creepy is a bit different from most people

SJ: But Seung Gi hyung loves me

EJ: He likes you cuz you're enabling his ego

SJ: Don't come for my favorite hyung!

EJ: I'm gonna tell In Guk he's not your fave

SJ: Noooo pls don't!

EJ: Haha watch me

SJ: Noona pleeeaaase

EJ: XD

 

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#4 Gang Challenge (HY/EK)

HY: Eunka oppa how's your ankle?

EK: Better than ever

HY: Wanna help me with a dance challenge for my channel?

EK: Ooh which one??

HY: Rain's Gang

EK: Omg yasss count me in!

HY: Cool. I'm filming next week with Chorong unnie too

EK: Okay I'll tell my manager

HY: Thanks oppa

EK: Wahhh I'm so excited Rain sunbaenim is so cool

HY: You sound like Rong unnie fangirling

EK: I wish I was that cool

HY: It's ok you're cool enough when you're not being cringey

EK: Aww thanks Hayoungie <3

HY: Lol nobody does old school emojis like that anymore

EK: （っ＾ㅅ＾）っ♥ is this better?

HY: …

 

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#5 Game of Thrones (CR/IH/PN/CS)

CR: So Ilhoon. What did you think about the ending of Game of Thrones

IH: ASDFGHJKL

PN: I told you it wasn't that good

CS: WHY AM I IN THIS CHAT I'M NOT CAUGHT UP YET

CR: Hurry up lol

IH: I'm so angry

CS: STOP

PN: Did y'all see the water bottles tho

IH: ^$#$$@$%#

CR: It's so funny I can't believe they pulled another Starbucks

IH: I'm suing

CS: WILL YOU ALL STOP TALKING ABOUT IT PLEASE I'M ONLY ON SEASON 6

PN: Maybe if you stopped watching so many Gfriend fancams you'd finish it faster

CS: That hurts

CR: Come over to my place I'll binge with you

PN: Ooooh I see you Netflix and chill

IH: HAHAHAHA

CR: Guys really? We're not like that

PN: Sureeee ;)

[Changsub has left the chat]

 

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#6 Binge Night (HS/CR)

HS: How was the GoT binge night?

CR: He fell asleep

HS: Of course

CR: Hyunsik I can't do this he's snoring too loud

HS: Oh he's nothing compared to Sungjae

CR: How do you even survive in that dorm?

HS: You know me I sleep like a bear

CR: True

HS: Sooo did he…?

CR: No

HS: Damn

CR: I know

HS: I'm sorry he's so dense

CR: It's not your fault

HS: Lmk if you need to rant I'll be here for you

CR: Thanks

 

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#7 Fish Are Food (NJ/MH)

NJ: I'm hungry

MH: You're always hungry

NJ: Sungjae won't answer his phone

MH: He's out fishing

NJ: Tell him to bring me some

MH: He doesn't eat the fish he only does catch and release

NJ: Why??? That’s such a waste???

MH: I think he likes talking to the fish

NJ: Fish are food not friends

MH: Isn't it the other way around?

NJ: Not when I'm hungry

MH: I'll buy some sushi

NJ: Aw oppa you're the best

MH: I didn't say it was for you haha

NJ: LMAOO this is friend abuse

MH: Lol I'm kidding I'll meet you at the sushi place

NJ: You better

MH: See you soon

 

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#8 April Fools (BM/IH)

BM: Help

IH: Why what happened

BM: It's Naeun. You need to come quick!

IH: Haha nice try

BM: I'm not joking it's serious

IH: Noona you don't think I know what day it is? I'm not falling for your April Fools tricks again

BM: Darn. I was hoping you'd show up panicked in front of the dorm

IH: Lmao why would I go there when she's not even home?

BM: Idk

BM: Wait. How did you know she's not home?

IH: Because

BM: Ilhoon??

IH: Lol

BM: DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE WITH HER

IH: I might be

BM: JUNG ILHOON YOU LITTLE #@%&

IH: I'm kidding I don't know where she is

BM: Oh my god I hate you

IH: Thanks noona love you too

 

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#9 Funny Guy (CR/CS)

CR: Did you really have to throw that fake cockroach at me backstage?

CS: I thought it would be a fun prank

CR: You're weird

CS: Thank you I'm trying

CR: Of course you are

CS: Chorong?

CR: Yes

CS: Am I a funny guy?

CR: Lol…Sometimes. Why do you ask?

CS: Idk. I'm just stressed bc I can't seem to make ppl laugh anymore on tv

CR: Oh

CS: The more I try to be funny the less funny it gets

CR: Just be yourself then. I'm sure your fans still love you

CS: You think so?

CR: Yes. Now go to sleep or you won't wake up for your schedules lol

CS: Yes mom >_<

CR: Facepalm

 

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