A/N - Waddup! Sorry about the wait, I’m more inspired to write ‘Closer’ at the moment which is why this hasn’t been updated. So this is a prompt from leave_me_alone (who’s surprisingly nice despite the misleading username xD) Also slight warning: A LOT of ual jokes in here for some reason...sorry.

Jihyo Gets a Date

Jihyo slammed the door behind her as she entered her shared apartment. Nayeon and Jeongyeon both looked up from where they were cuddling on the sofa, they were met with a grinning Jihyo. The wide-eyed girl sung a hello to them both, flung down her handbag and floated into her room. Nayeon and Jeongyeon exchanged a look….only one thing could make Jihyo like that. It was rare, it was impossible, it was almost unheard of! But she, God Jihyo, leader of the Fire Escape crew--

“Jihyo has a date!”

“No way.” Jeongyeon scoffed, “She doesn’t date.

“She’s a hormonal young adult of course she dates!”

“LALALALALA!” Jeongyeon sung, fingers in her ears, “How dare you say such awful things about our groups mother!”

“Aren’t you older than her?”

“So?”

Suddenly the argument was cut short by a buzzing from Jihyo’s bag. Two options sprang to Nayeon’s mind: either Jihyo had been looking in Sana’s “secret love cupboard” or she had a text message. Without hesitating Nayeon dived for the bag and pulled out Jihyo’s phone. As their group had no secrets Nayeon quickly typed in the password and was met with a chatlog which, upon a closer inspection, revealed that Jihyo was indeed seeing someone.

From: Sunmi <3

Hey! I had fun running into you today. Would you like to meet up again tonight?

Nayeon squealed aned practically threw the phone at Jeongyeon to have a look, “Jihyo’s got a girlfriend, Jihyo’s got a girlfriend!”

As the bunny hopped around, as her kind often do, she didn’t notice her counterpart typing a response too the object of Jihyo’s affection…until she heard the phone vibrate with a reply.

“WHAT DID YOU DO!?” The bunny growled turning very quickly from bunny to beast,

“Sped things up a little.” Jeongyeon shrugged handing back the phone,

To: Sunmi <3

I’d love too! But can’t go out, would you like to come here?

From: Sunmi <3

Are you sure? I don’t want to interrupt if you’re busy. x

“Aww she’s so sweet!” Nayeon cooed,

“Then respond .”

To: Sunmi <3

No no no, not busy xxxx

“When have you ever seen Jihyo use that many kisses?”

“Shut up, ostrich.”

From: Sunmi <3

Then why can’t we go out for dinner?? x

To: Sunmi <3

I can’t leave my sick grandmother here alone!

“What!?” Jeongyeon scoffed,

“I panicked.”

From: Sunmi <3

Hun, I think Nayeon is old enough to look after herself.

“THAT LITTLE !”

Jeongyeon carefully confiscated the phone from her seething girlfriend.

To: Sunmi <3

Lol - not Nayeon! I’ll see you tonight, at 7?

“Did you lol her?” Nayeon asked sending Jeongyeon a very dangerous look,

“C-Come on, lets gather the others and fix this mess you made.”

Sending one quick text in a group that didn’t have Jihyo in managed to gather all the girls on the fire escape. The duo briefly explained what had happened and after calming down the ones that had begun screaming in celebration started to scheme. Tzuyu had to place her hand on Sana’s shoulder in fear that if the human squirrel jumped around too much the group would be sent plummeting towards the floor. Then they discussed what to do about Nayeon’s lie.

“...so we need someone to pretend to be granny Jihyo.” Jeongyeon concluded,

“Finally Nayeon, the role you were born to play!” Dahyun laughed,

“Momo, I’m sorry but I have to kill your girlfriend.”

“Noo!” Momo pouted hugging Dahyun too her, “My Dubu.”

Mina hummed in thought, “I don’t think Nayeon would work.”

“Thank you, Mina!” Nayeon said slinging her arm round the Japanese girl, “That’s why you’re my favourite.”

“We’d need someone mature, who wont talk too much and give the game away.”

Nayeon took her arm back, offended, “Screw you, Mina. I never liked you anyway.”

“Plus we’d need a Granny costume.” Jeongyeon pointed out,

“Mina has one.” Chaeyoung said all too quickly,

They all stared at the small girl while Mina blushed and looked away. Tzuyu scoffed, “What sort of weird are you in to Chae?”

“I-I umm…”

“Actually…don’t tell me.” Tzuyu said covering her ears,

“Stop trying to taint innocent baby Tzuyu!” Nayeon barked cuddling the maknae as she tried to escape her clutches, “That’s Sana’s job.”

“Screw you, Grandma!” Sana snapped,

“ENOUGH!” Mina said, shocking them all with how loud her voice got,

“Wow, Mina,” Momo commented, “Like Jihyo 2.0.”