Operation: MICHAENG (Michaeng ft. Satzu)
Fire EscapeGodJihyo has created the chat ‘Operation: Michaeng’
GodJihyo has added Sanaconda, MoJo and 3 others
NoJamHyung: Oh what fresh hell is this
Tofu: It better be what I think it is!
MoJo: Y wat u think it is?
NoJamHyung: Please learn to type correctly
Naybunny: Are you finally going to take Nayeon Appreciation Day seriously?
Sanaconda: I hope not, it’s hard enough with the 8 Hanukkah and Christmas presents.
NoJamHyun: Wtf are you talking about?
Sanaconda: Nayeon said she’s half Jewish so she gets Hanukkah and Christmas presents…right?
NoJamHyung: Okay 1) It doesn’t work like that 2) She’s not Jewish.
GodJihyo: Yes @Tofu I believe it is
Tofu: WE’RE GETTING MICHAENG TOGATHER ES
GodJihyo: Yes the between them is now so far past nauseating I thought I had food poisoning after hanging out with them.
Sanaconda: OMG I’ve shipped them for so long! <3
MoJo: How we gun do it tho?
NoJamHyung: Yeah, Chae wont confess because she thinks Mina isn’t interested
Sanaconda: And Mina is too shy to confess
Tofu: How are they both so useless?
Naybunny: ^^
GodJihyo: Any ideas?
Tofu: What if we made them think they were never going to see each other again?
NoJamHyung: For the last time: I don’t care if she stole your snacks you cannot kill Chaeyoung.
Tofu: Not what I meant but DANG IT!
MoJo: Dw bb I have snacks
Naybunny: Just already
GodJihyo: Language
Sanaconda: OOH OOH I HAVE AN IDEA!
GodJihyo: Yes Sana?
Sanaconda: Lets get one of them arrested!
Naybunny: …
Tofu: …
GodJihyo: …
NoJamHyung: And how do you suppose we do that?
MoJo: Shes only sgsting it coz she liks the police officer dwnstrs
Sanaconda: Am not!
NoJamHyung: So you have 0 interest in the y police officer living next door to us? You: the Sanaconda. You go through the girls like toilet paper.
Naybunny: Ummm y???? I’m ier right!?
MoJo: Tbf she hsnt hooked up n wks
NoJamHyung: Wait really??????
Naybunny: Babe?
Sanaconda: Listen! Chaeyoung got that warning last year for graffiti right?
NoJamHyung: Yeah, so?
Sanaconda: And we all know for a fact she’s not stopped doing it.
GodJihyo: Ahhh I see where you’re going with this. If Chae thinks this will be the last time she see’s Mina then one of them will confess.
Sanaconda: Exactly!
GodJihyo: Okay Sana add your crush
Sanaconda: IT’S NOT A CRUSH
Tofu: Suuuuure
Sanaconda has added Tzuyu to the chat.
Tzuyu: Sana?? How’d you get my number?
Sanaconda: Not important 0.0 We need your help with something!
Tofu: *cough* @Sanaconda is a stalker *cough*
Sanaconda has kicked Tofu from the chat
NoJamHyung: HAHAHAHAHA
MoJo: LOL
GodJihyo has added Tofu to the conversation
Tofu: THANK YOU!
Tzuyu: What have I been added to? And what’s a Michaeng?
Naybunny: Mina and Chaeyoung - we’re getting them together.
Sanaconda: You remember Mina right?
Tzuyu: The pissed off ballerina? Yeah I remember.
So what do you need me for?
GodJihyo: We have a plan to finally get them to confess to each other but we’ll need your help.
Tzuyu: Wouldn’t it be better just to wait till they’re ready?
Tofu: We’ve been waiting for YEARS.
NoJamHyung: I’m pretty sure Jesus comments on their in the New Testament.
Tzuyu: Fair enough, how can I help?
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About three days later the usual gang were all sitting on the fire escape. Mina and Chaeyoung were both equally unaware of the looks being exchanged between the others, both were too busy trying (and failing) to not get caught staring at each other. Eventually Sana sent the text to Tzuyu, letting her know that it was time to put the plan in to action. Tzuyu had told them that it’d be more convincing if she got two other officers to pull this off - if it was just her th
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