A/N - This is a prompt from freefall999, she’s new guys (at least to this story) be nice and show her some love! Also including the prompt I got AAAGGGGEEEESSS ago by Lost_once about Twice babying Tzuyu after she was discharged from hospital - it completely slipped my mind I’m so sorry!

QUICK THING! This chapter isn’t very good and I apologise for that, I got thrown a curveball today so I was working that out. I may have to take a night off at some point this week due to a personal issue, I’m so sorry if there is no update :(

Jihyo vs Elkie

Sana was not a happy squirrel.

She loved her friends, she really did but sometimes they just became too much. Nayeon mostly. For once the over-dramatic one this time was Jihyo, who was usually the most level headed and being the voice of reason to whoever was planning to get everyone killed. Again, Nayeon mostly. But ever since Tzuyu had started back at work Jihyo was always around, which Sana had adored because it was nice seeing Tzuyu being babied by someone other than herself. But ever since Momo and Mina moved in it had become more and more difficult for the couple to get alone time. On the rare occasion the other two were out and Sana was about to play a naughty prisoner (she definitely loved Tzuyu in uniform), a wild Jihyo would appear and that was that.

Then Elkie started up as well. All of a sudden instead of Sana waking up early and driving Tzuyu to work - the ONLY time they had away from the others recently - Elkie would offer to pick her up. On top of that she had begun cooking Tzuyu’s meals…..a thing Jihyo had also begun doing leading to poor Tzuyu having to work out twice as hard to keep her figure. She was too nice to turn down the food her unnies had prepared. It was driving Sana insane! She had to do something, but the question was…what could she do?

Luckily she didn’t need to wait long.

It was Saturday and Tzuyu had gone to the park with Jae-Yun, Jeongyeon and Nayeon. Awaiting the girl’s return, Jihyo was making the younger girl’s lunch. When a knock sounded at the door and Sana had gone to answer it, Elkie was there - with her own lunch for her favourite maknae. With both girls realising they had made lunch for the one they assumed to be their child, inevitably an argument broke out. Eventually a crowd of their friends were sat watching them bicker from the fire escape. Sana just looked on bored.

“I’ve known her longer that you have!” Elkie yelled,

“Well I see more of her than you do!”

“She can’t be your child, you don’t even speak Chinese!”

“Please I’m not just her mum,” Jihyo laughed, “I am God Jihyo, so bow down!”

Sana, having gotten bored of the arguing, got a good idea. It wouldn’t solve her problem but it would definitely halve Sana’s problems.

“ALRIGHT!” Sana shouted, “There’s only one way to settle this. A competition!”

Elkie scoffed, “I’m not competing for Tzuyu’s love.”

Jihyo grinned, “Chicken?”

“No way Thomas the Tank Engine!”

“Alright that’s it! Yo