"Do you think she's convinced?"

"It did look like we kissed from her angle."

"Well, I'm off then. Oh and Kyuhyun?"

"Hm?"

"Please cover for me, while I'm in China."

"Sure thing- WHAT!"

"Bye, see you in three days!"

"Wait- aish, stop using that ninja skill to flee!"

I rubbed my temples as I walked into the dorm. Hannah, you are giving a serious headache and I do not like it.

From: Partner in Crime

Key texted me about Taeminnie going

with a friend to visit another

friend in China, and Taebaby got lost.

Since I'm already going to China, I

thought I could pick the stray banana

milk up on the way. And the two other

derps with him. Just tell the Fish to

call Key and he will do the covering

for you - no one goes against the diva.

I chuckled at the comment about Key, that was indeed true. A sudden pain in my stomach pulled me out of my thoughts, someone just ing hit me! In my own dorm! What the hell!

I looked up to see Leeteuk towering over me, with eyes full of hate.

"Just taking away your hyung's girlfriend, what a sweet evil maknae you are. You truly lives up to the name, Cho Kyuhyun."

I stared at his retreating back, and flinched when he slammed his door shut. Why would he think I have stolen his girlfriend? There is nothing between Hannah and I- oh, he saw us. Crap.

To: Partner in Crime

Get your back here! Teukie hyung

saw us and misunderstood!

- He even hit me. HARD.

What the- no answer? Might as well call her, since she's not answering.

"'Sup, can't answer the phone right now. Leave your message, CIAO! 无法接听您的电话，请留言！Vous ne pouvez pas répondre au téléphone dès maintenant afin de laisser un message! 지금은 전화를받을 수 없습니다 것도 메시지를 남겨!"

What the- why does she talk in so many languages?! English, Manderin, French (?) and finally Korean. AISH, why did I even agree to help that trouble kid!

"LEE HANNAH, GET YOUR BACK TO SOUTH KOREA IN THIS INSTANCE!" I yelled and hung up.

Okay, I did feel a bit guilty hitting Kyuhyun so hard. Maybe they didn't even kiss, it looked like it. Like in those dramas. Park Jungsoo, get your head out of the gutter and start to face reality.

I was about to go out and apologize when Kyuhyun's voice pierced through my ears. "LEE HANNAH, GET YOUR BACK TO SOUTH KOREA IN THIS INSTANCE!"

....

Did she just elope with someone else and left the country?!