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Kaicing has started a conversation with satansoo.
Kaicing has named the conversation "D.O.-hyungggg".
Kaicing: D.O.-hyung!
satansoo: Did someone feed you sugar?
Kaicing: No, I just need your help. Kind of.
satansoo: Help?
Kaicing: Regarding love. I think I've fallen in love.
satansoo: I don't know anything about love though. Luhan-hyung is the most experienced in love.
Kaicing: But I feel comfortable with you!
satansoo: ...Well, did you fall in love with Naeun?
Kaicing: Yes- WAIT, HOW DID YOU KNOW, HYUNG?
satansoo: It doesn't take a genius to figure it out. It's quite obvious.
Kaicing: Obvious? Do you think she knows?
satansoo: I don't think so. If you think about it in a fanfic context...
satansoo: Kim Jongin is the childhood friend of Son Naeun. He has always accompanied her silently and harbours feelings for her, but being the dense girl that she is, Naeun doesn't notice it. In fact, she has fallen in love with Jongin's best friend, Taemin. Then all the drama comes in and blablabla.
Kaicing: ...
satansoo: I predict that that will happen in your love life.
Kaicing: That is actually partly true. But you didn't have to slap those harsh facts on my face, hyung!
satansoo: There's a reason why I am a satan. And you have decided to ask the satan for help.
Kaicing: Now I feel so dejected...
satansoo: But maybe like fanfics, Taemin finds out that he doesn't really love Naeun and breaks up with her. You then become her saviour and she falls in love with you. And you two live happily ever after.
Kaicing: If Taemin really does that, he'll get it from me.
satansoo: Taemin isn't really her boyfriend anyway. Just a virtual husband. Besides, Naeun's ideal type is more like you. You can steal her away from Taemin.
Kaicing: Yes... Steal her away- wait what?
satansoo: Where did the charismatic Kai on stage go...
Kaicing: Anyway, thanks D.O.-hyung. I'll find some time to confess to her! What about you though; don't you like anybody?
satansoo: The satan doesn't care about love.
Kaicing: Don't worry Dyo-hyung! I'm sure you'll find your love someday. Anyway, let's talk on EXOPINK conversation now.
satansoo: Actually, we are in the same room. You could've just talked to me.
Kaicing: Oh right! It slipped out from my head for a moment. I guess I was too excited.
satansoo: ...

PIG KINGDOM: KING & QUEEN BYUN BAEKHYUN & BYUN BOMI
deerlu has named the conversation "KIMCHI KINGDOM".
BaconByun: ...
deerlu: I'm in love with kimchi.
MamaRong: Why are all the EXO guys vying for my daughters?
taozi: Chorong-noona, you're dating one of them yourself...
sumyun: We're definitely not dating!
Xiubaozi: Nobody is even talking about you, Suho.
deerlu: Yeah, you two are very suspicious.
sumyun: Don't even talk about me! What about you, Luhan-hyung? What's with your sudden confession towards kimchi?
deerlu: I don't know. I think I had fallen into the kimchi spell.
xinqnicorn: Do you mean the Namjoo spell?
Francesca: Namjoo, what did you do? o-o
kimchijoo: ^_^ I simply encouraged him to experience the magic of kimchi since he said he likes spicy food. That's it.
deerlu: Hey D.O., maybe we should eat kimchi in the future!
satansoo: Don't become Namjoo's advertiser, Luhan-hyung! Kimchi is way too spicy for us.
deerlu: But kimchi is nice.
kimchijoo: See?
ooha: Luhan-oppa and Namjoo-unnie, why not have your own kimchi meal instead of influencing others? ouo
rillabbom: Finally the maknae has spoken! Go and have a date or something while you're at it, you two!
jijivirus: Hm, the day when Namjoo can sail her own ship has come, huh? ^ ^
kimchijoo: What are you talking about, unnies?
deerlu: Maybe we should follow their advice ^_^
kimchijoo: Okay then ^_^ We'll buy packets of kimchi for them later.
oohun: Buy bubble tea for me while you're at it ^ ^
deerlu: So sneaky >_> Fine, Oh Sehun.
deerlu has logged off.
kimchijoo has logged off.
Laxyris: Smart.
rillabbom: Ahahaha at least we sent Joo off now ^^
ManyeoNa: I'm craving for some kimchi now...
Kaicing: I'll buy kimchi for you then, Naeun~
ManyeoNa: Thank you Kai-oppa ^..^
oohun: Did Kai-hyung just type that?
ooha: Naeun-unnie and Kai-oppa eue I ship it!
jijivirus: Wow... KaiEun...
Kaicing: Naeun... It's time for me to make a confession.
Kaicing: Ever since I've met you, I've fallen in love with you...
Xiubaozi: Sorry to interrupt, but why would you want to confess through a chatroom, Kai?
Kaicing: It doesn't matter where I confess! It's the thought that counts!
Laxyris: Kids...
Kaicing: And I just love the way you smile, the way you talk, the way you walk...
trolldae: You sound like a creep now Kai. Did you learn the creepy cheesiness from Suho-hyung?
sumyun: Yah! Don't drag me into this.
xinqnicorn: Don't interrupt! I want to see how Kai does this.
Kaicing: I love how we're so similar with each other, and how we can just talk about everything and anything. So Naeun, will you have a date with me?
Francesca: Not girlfriend?
ooha: Isn't it the same, unnie?
Francesca: But he said 'a date', not 'many dates' or things like that...
happyeol: Who actually cares whatever he said? I mean, if Namjoo is here she would have raised all the shipping flags!
MamaRong: But seriously, all these EXO guys are snatching all my daughters away!
rillabbom: Suho-oppa snatched you from us too.
sumyun: Why me again?
BaconByun: Silence! Let's see Naeun's answer~
ManyeoNa: ...
ManyeoNa: All right. ^..^
BaconByun: SHE SAID YESSS!!!!
happyeol: YESSS!!
satansoo: It's so embarrassing to watch those two derps fanboying...
Laxyris: You got what I wanted to say, D.O.
taozi: Cold-hearted creatures! This is such a heartwarming scene!
Xiubaozi: Guys, I think Kai fainted.
ManyeoNa: He can't faint when we haven't gone on our date yet D:
Kaicing: Don't worry Naeun. I'm back here and alive. For youuuu!
satansoo: And they live happily ever after...
xinqnicorn: Guys, let's not disturb their lovey dovey time...
Francesca: Let's evacuate!
Francesca, Xiubaozi, ooha, oohun, xinqnicorn, Laxyris, satansoo, jijivirus, happyeol, BaconByun and rillabbom have left the conversation.
taozi: Suho-hyung and Chorong-noona, go and have fun too ^_^
sumyun: What in the world? Hey, Tao!
taozi has left the conversation.
trolldae: TROLOLOLOL.
trolldae has left the conversation.
Kaicing: Go and have your own convo guys.
MamaRong: Rude. I would thumbs down you if I had a Facebook!
MamaRong has left the conversation.
ManyeoNa: There's a thumb down in Facebook?
sumyun: I don't know, but I'm going. Have fun guys!
Kaicing: Go and have fun with Chorong-noona too!
sumyun: Hmf.
sumyun has left the conversation.
ManyeoNa: So, where were we?


taozi has started a conversation with BaconByun, happyeol, satansoo, oohun, Xiubaozi, Laxyris, xinqnicorn, trolldae, jijivirus, rillabbom, ooha and Francesca.
taozi has named the conversation "FOREVER LONERS".
taozi: Guys, let's be forever loners together.
Laxyris: I don't mind being forever alone though.
taozi: You're no fun, Grease-ge!
ooha: It's fine guys! Let's eat buns together while we wallow at our own misery...
Xiubaozi: Buns? I approve! What buns should we have?
ooha: I don't know. I remember I tried steamed Chinese meat buns before and they're absolutely delicious!
Xiubaozi: Meat buns! They're my favourite! Hey, we should get them sometime!
taozi: ...Guys...
ooha: Japanese buns are pretty good too, especially Nikuman. Have you tried them before?
Xiubaozi: Nikuman... Of course! They're my loves! Oh goodness, I'm feeling hungry now...
taozi: GUYS! Get out of this chat if you're gonna have your own private conversation :'(
Xiubaozi: Don't be mean, Tao. We're just talking about buns.
taozi: I don't care. I don't like being reminded about the fact that I'm alone.
Xiubaozi: Well then, let's talk more about buns elsewhere Young! :DDD
ooha: Aye! ouo
Xiubaozi and ooha have left the conversation.
Francesca: Well, at least you still have gucci and pandas, Tao-oppa...
taozi: But the void in my heart can never be filled up :(
jijivirus: But you're a man, Tao! Muster all your manly courage that you have!
happyeol: Plot twist: Tao's a girl.
taozi: You're a derp, Chanyeol-hyung.
jijivirus: Can I knock both of your heads together?
taozi: Chanyeol-hyung started it first!
jijivirus: I don't care; I'm still going to knock your head, Tao ^ ^
taozi: Eunji's so violent...
jijivirus: That's because you're a kid who needs to be disciplined ^ ^
taozi has left the conversation.
jijivirus: Tsk. Kid! Wait up for me~~
jijivirus has left the conversation.
oohun: What happened?
trolldae: The founder of this chat is gone as he is being chased by a certain ahjumma...
Francesca: Ahjumma! Ahahaha, I'm so snapping that and sending it to Eunji-unnie ^-^
trolldae: Yookyung! You can't possibly do that. I'll die! : X
Francesca: What do I get if I don't do that? ^-^
trolldae: Sneaky... Okay fine, how about food? Bubble tea? Gucci?
Francesca: How about being an experiment? I have plenty of time to experiment with pastries :-) You can help taste them for me!
trolldae: ...Okay. I'm so dead now.
oohun: You'll be even more dead, hyung, because I've sent that to Eunji-noona.
trolldae: I hate you all.
trolldae has logged off.
satansoo: Smart Sen.
oohun: I learnt it from you, hyung ^ ^
Francesca: Good job Sehun! Now I've got an experiment for free :-)
Francesca has logged off.
rillabbom: This is what I see after I came back on. Okay.
xinqnicorn: Me too.
BaconByun: Who's even left in this conversation?
satansoo: Me, you, Kris-hyung, Sen, Chanyeol, Xiumin-hyung, Bomi, Lay-hyung and Chen-hyung.
rillabbom: So I'm the only girl here???
oohun: I guess.
rillabbom: Okay. Does anyone want to eat cupcakes?
xinqnicorn: What's with all the food?
rillabbom: I don't know; I'm eating one from Sweet Pea now and it tastes like heaven. That's why I'm asking you people.
xinqnicorn: SWEET PEA? I'M UP FOR IT. WHERE YOU AT?
rillabbom: Sweet Pea, duh. The SangSu-dong, Mapo-gu one. On?
xinqnicorn: ON! TIME FOR CUPCAKES ^.^
rillabbom: OK, LET'SS GOOO!
xinqnicorn has logged off.
rillabbom has logged off.
BaconByun: I didn't even have the time to say yes.
oohun: You can still go if you want, Baekhyun-hyung.
BaconByun: No thanks. I have enough of being the third party.
happyeol: But you have me as a derp partner, Baek! ^^
BaconByun has logged off.
Laxyris: Fail.
happyeol: Why all of you gotta be so mean? .__.
happyeol has logged off.
trolldae: Wait, Chanyeol's a Swiftie?
satansoo: We know now.

author notes:  ♡ XiuYoung, HanJoo, ChenKyung, KaiEun, TaoJi, LayMi, SuRong ♡ This chapter is a pain to rewrite because there are so many things I want to add! I end up revamping almost the whole thing. Anyway, there is more romance than comedy here, so I hope all of you enjoy the fluff ^^