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EXOPINK News Flash!
happyeol: GUYSSSS! HELP MEEEE!!!
BaconByun: This is World War III!!!
jijivirus: Huh? What happened? ._.
xinqnicorn: ONLY ONE OF US WILL SURVIVEEEE
MamaRong: CALM DOWN AND EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED ._.
taozi: Basically... there is a bee in EXO's dorm right now!! 
Francesca: Seriously Tao-oppa? You're scared of a bee? What happened to martial arts expert? ._.
taozi: Don't look down on me Yookyung-ah! I'm not scared, it's just I have a fragile heart!! T_T
Laxyris: Tao, stop grumbling and whining! You can rebuild your manly image later. JUST GO AND DESTROY THE BEE! 
taozi: FINE GRUMPY OLD MAN!!
oohun: This dorm is in chaos.
ManyeoNa: Aren't you going to help kill the bee or something, Sehun?
oohun: Nah, it's fun watching all the hyungs acting like scaredy cats ^^ This is a good show.
satansoo: Don't try to act like a man Sehun-ah, you're screaming your head off too ._.
oohun: D.O.-hyung! Don't spoil my image ._.
rillabbom: All this fuss because of a bee... what is life?
sumyun: Life is wonderful, meaningful and beautiful!
Xiubaozi: Shush with your poetic sentences and come help, Suho-yah!
sumyun: Yes yes hyung ._.
kimchijoo: Thank goodness the bee isn't in A Pink's dorm...
ooha: I think there's a cockroach here, Namjoo-unnie.
kimchijoo: EEEEEK REALLY?!
Kaicing: Don't worry Namjoo-yah, I'll save youuuu~
deerlu: Kai, we can't even save ourselves, how are you going to save Namjoo? ._.
Kaicing: If there is a will, there is a way!
trolldae: Stop using the freaking chatroom and come help! I want to have a peaceful sleep!
jijivirus: Sounds chaotic over there. Why are these guys acting like a bunch of cowards? ._.
MamaRong: Their new name should be Cexoward ^^
rillabbom: That's an amazing name Chorong-unnie ^^ We'll be the BrAve Pink~
MamaRong: Yesss, let's come up with our fanchat Bomi-yah ^^
happyeol: Phew, the bee is finally gone... Hey, are you badmouthing us?!
BaconByun: We're definitely not Cexoward or whatever! Y'know, our nickname is o!
ManyeoNa: What is so y about a bunch of guys being scared about a bee? ^^''
jijivirus: YES NAEUN, we've raised you well ^^
Laxyris: I am not involved with this.
satansoo: But hyung, you were hugging your pillow just now and sobbing "Omma~"
Laxyris: Yah Do Kyungsoo! Stop spilling others' secrets!
satansoo: Satan is my nickname after all ^^
Xiubaozi: Someday we'll dig for D.O.'s secrets...
trolldae: D.O.'s secret is that he secretly fears alcohol.
satansoo: YAH, KIM JONGDAE!
ooha: Oh... I have a plan in mind, Chen-oppa.
trolldae: What is it, Hayoung-ah? ^^
ooha: It's time for a new generation of Hayoung's cakes! The Alcoholic Disaster shall be its name~
deerlu: NOT ANOTHER EPISODE OF THAT PLEASE. That day is really like World War III.
BaconByun: I thought what happened just now was like World War III...
Francesca: But Hayoung's cakes aren't bad. Give me one to try when you're done, Hayoung-ah ^^
ooha: Sure ^^
deerlu: NOOO! Please save yourself and your sanity, Yookyung-ah!
Francesca: Cakes before sanity~
xinqnicorn: Unicorns before cakes!
happyeol: HAPPINESS BEFORE EVERYTHING ^^
Xiubaozi: If this isn't World War III, then I don't know what is ._.

author notes:  ♡ ChenYoung, KaiJoo, LuKyung, HunEun, KyungJi, XiuMi, SuRong ♡ Basically our dorky EXOPINK being their usual selves. Some first impressions are based on my own ones *^*