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you are all doomed
oohun: ...The title is scary.
rillabbom: You don't say? I still remember what Rong-unnie did to me.
MamaRong: I can always do it to you if you like, Bomi-ah ^^
happyeol: S-Scary...
Xiubaozi: Speaking about doom, I can predict the future ^^
BaconByun: Will my future be a disaster, Xiumin-hyung?! 
happyeol: Yeah, you'll probably be killed by Yoonrilla.
rillabbom: You make me sound like a murderer...
deerlu: But can you really, Xiumin? I want to know how my future turns out!
satansoo: The future will probably end up with me owning the world.
sumyun: You're still on that, D.O.? ._.
jijivirus: Sometimes I think that D.O.-oppa is the weirdest of us all...
xinqnicorn: There is a saying. Never judge a book by its cover!
Francesca: Like what Lay-oppa said, never judge a book by its cover. He may seem like a kind unicorn but according to what Tao-oppa said, he doesn't feed s. ._.
taozi: That's cruelty, ge!
xinqnicorn: Don't ruin my image for Yookyung, Tao ._. Or I won't give you any food.
kimchijoo: Scary! But LayKyung~
Laxyris: Namjoo really is obsessed with shipping...
taozi: No! No LayKyung! TaoKyung is the best! Yookyung makes food for me, do y'all know that? ^^
kimchijoo: Aww, TaoKyung~
trolldae: The shipping is for real...
ooha: I'm just curious about Xiumin-oppa's fortune telling.
ManyeoNa: Me too!
Xiubaozi: Well, here's my prediction. Suho will end up squashed by Chorong. Baekhyun will be eaten up by Bomi. Chen will be disciplined by Master Eunji, who will become the new satan as D.O. is demoted because of his ultra weirdness. Namjoo will be obsessed with shipping and food and drags Chanyeol in her obsession. Hayoung and Sehun will become the poker face couple. Kris will be the cool guy like he is with Lay farting unicorns, Luhan transforming into a deer and Kai being Kai. Tao will be poisoned by Chef Yookyung. Saving the last for the best, Baozi and Naeun will live happily ever after. The end ^^
jijivirus: ...Are you kidding me, Kim Minseok?
BaconByun: I sense danger... but that's ridiculous, Xiumin-hyung ._. 
ManyeoNa: Wait, I will live happily ever after with you, oppa?
Francesca: I won't poison Tao, I'm not that evil ._. But aww, Xiumin-oppa likes Naeun!
Kaicing: No, Naeun is mine ._.
oohun: Correction, Naeun is Taemin-hyung's.
Kaicing: Go away Sehun ._.
deerlu: What an interesting love square ^^
satansoo: That makes no sense. I will never be demoted.
MamaRong: Weren't we talking about the title earlier?!
trolldae: Chorong-noona is raging again ._. But wow, I can see the possibility of Xiumin-hyung's fortune telling come true.
sumyun: Maybe our futures are too predictable... 
Laxyris: ...I don't even know what to say...
taozi: Then don't say anything, ge.
BaconByun: ^
ooha: I like being a poker face ^^ 
Xiubaozi: It is a good future ahead, isn't it?
sumyun: You must be kidding me... me being squashed by Chorong is a good thing?
happyeol: Yeah. Thank you Chorong-noona for squashing Suho-hyung!
MamaRong: You're welcome ^^
sumyun: Yah!
ManyeoNa: Well... at least I am happy.
Kaicing: Naeun-ah...
jijivirus: Kai really acts like a clingy girlfriend sometimes.
oohun: Not sometimes, all the time. He is only manly on stage.
satansoo: I agree.
Kaicing: You're all meanies ._.

author notes:  ♡ ChanYoung, KrisJoo, TaoKyung, XiuEun, HunJi, ChenMi, KyungRong ♡