xinqnicorn has started a conversation with kimchijoo.
xinqnicorn names the conversation "URGENT!!!".
xinqnicorn: SHIPPING SHIKSHIN!! I need your help!
kimchijoo: What is it, Lay-oppa?
xinqnicorn: I can no longer bear seeing Kris being a forever loner. I've heard that he has only dated a chicken before!
kimchijoo: I didn't know someone can date a chicken ^^
xinqnicorn: Logically nobody can, but he is so lonely that he ended up dating one. So now, I request that we matchmake him with one of the A Pink members!
kimchijoo: Good idea! I loveee matchmaking! But who should be his partner, Lay-oppa?
xinqnicorn: Well... Kris mentioned that he liked Eunji once.
kimchijoo: Eunji-unnie? Uh, that is a bit difficult...
xinqnicorn: I think it sounds good though. The cold guy and the happy virus, plus both of them are as fierce as the lion and lioness. What a perfect pairing!
kimchijoo: Lion and lioness! Oooh, I can imagine this ship already!
xinqnicorn: Actually, other than Kris, I want to help matchmake the other EXO-M members too. For fun~
kimchijoo: So it can be like a thirteensome convo?
xinqnicorn: Yes yes yes! It is time that EXO-M steals the spotlight!
kimchijoo: Oooh, I like this idea! But who to pair up with who? I want ChoHan, they're sooo cute!
xinqnicorn: Okay, ChoHan then. I hope Chorong doesn't end up attacking Luhan-ge though... And, I want TaoYoung! The maknaees!
kimchijoo: TaoYoung will be so adorable *^* Oh oh oh, and ChenMi. The troll with the moodmaker~~
xinqnicorn: That leaves XiuEunKyung together then! Wow, our lucky baozi hyung~ Aight, we have an awesome plan, Namjoo-ah!
kimchijoo: Yess!

xinqnicorn has started a conversation with kimchijoo, jijivirus, MamaRong, ManyeoNa, Francesca, ooha, rillabbom, trolldae, Laxyris, Xiubaozi, taozi and deerlu.
xinqnicorn names the conversation "MATCHMAKING TIME, EXOPINKM".
Xiubaozi: Uh... what is this?
kimchijoo: Zhang Lay, together with Kim Namjoo, have planned this matchmaking event between EXO-M and A Pink!
ooha: Matchmaking event? Sounds fun ^^
Laxyris: Sounds lame to me. I don't want to be involved in this love fest.
xinqnicorn: Don't be a downer Kris! You need more love other than chicken! Besides, your partner is Eunji!
Laxyris: WHAAAAAT?!! NO WAY! I'm not doing this!
Francesca: Aww Kris-oppa, come on~ It sounds cool ^^
MamaRong: Thank goodness I'm not with him. Although I don't want to do this...
trolldae: But, I want Eunji as my partner ._.
rillabbom: Hahahaha troll!
kimchijoo: You don't have any choice Eunji-unnie, we'll drag you with us by hook or by crook ^^ And you don't need to laugh Bomi-unnie, because you are with Chen-oppa!
deerlu: R.I.P Chen...
trolldae: What?!! Noo, anyone except the gorilla!
rillabbom: What's wrong with you people? Gorillas are fabulous.
Laxyris: I don't want to join, especially not with Jung Eunji.
jijivirus: Bleh, I don't want to join too ._.
ManyeoNa: But at least you can get to know each other more, Eunji-unnie and Kris-oppa. As friends even ^^
xinqnicorn: Naeun is wise! Oh, by the way, Xiumin-hyung is with Naeun and Yookyung ^^
Xiubaozi: Me, Naeun and Yookyung?
deerlu: Lucky baozi ^^
trolldae: How lucky... Yet I'm here with a Bomi...
rillabbom: Yah! You should be honored to have me as your partner.
ManyeoNa: Huhu~ But I'm really curious as to who Hayoung's partner is.
kimchijoo: Hayoung is with Tao-oppa~
taozi: Maknae power!
ooha: Maknaes rule the world!
MamaRong: So I'm with Luhan-oppa? Okay, that isn't so bad.
deerlu: Aren't you glad that I am your partner, Chorong-ah?
MamaRong: I guess...
ManyeoNa: Eunji-unnie is being really grumpy now ._.
Francesca: But hate can transform to love ^^ 
jijivirus: No, it can't.
taozi: Aww come on Eunji~ Kris-ge is really sad, he only has his chicken with him ._.
jijivirus: ...Fine. But all of you owe me once.
Laxyris: All of you owe me once too. ._. And Tao, if you speak anymore...
taozi: ...Okay. At least you guys have accepted it ^^
xinqnicorn: That's that. Now let's start the conversations~~

xinqnicorn has started a conversation with trolldae and rillabbom.
xinqnicorn names the conversation "#chenmi yes".
trolldae: No.
xinqnicorn: Don't be a downer Chen!
rillabbom: I am destined with my gorillas! BECAUSE GORILLAS ARE MY DESTINY~~
trolldae: ._. Illogical + Mismatch = Fail.
rillabbom: Don't be a meanie oppa ._.
trolldae: People say that sometimes I am too nice. ^^
rillabbom: Well you're never nice to me ._. Just name a compliment you've given to me.
trolldae: ...Well, you're funny??
rillabbom: Thank you, I know I am! ^^
trolldae: { Speechless.
rillabbom: { Super funny and cute.
trolldae: ^ No.
rillabbom: ^ Yes, you said I am funny just now.
trolldae: ^ It was supposed to be a joke. Hahahaha.
rillabbom: ^ Meanie.
trolldae: { Pro.
rillabbom: { Even proer than the person above.
trolldae: ^ What kind of word is 'proer'??
rillabbom: ^ It is the Bomrish's language, get over it.
trolldae: ^ What kind of name is 'Bomrish'??
rillabbom: ^ Awesome.
trolldae: ^ I prefer the Chenrish language.
rillabbom: ^ More like the trolling language.
trolldae: ^ Chenrish words are bootiful. Even more bootiful than poetry.
rillabbom: ^ More like pootiful.
trolldae: ^ Now who's the 'meanie'?
rillabbom: ^ Still you. Because I'm fabulous so it is okay.
trolldae: { Forever speechless because of the person above.
xinqnicorn: Why do y'all keep using { and ^?
trolldae: ^ Because we like it.
rillabbom: ^^ Are you stalking our convo? ._.
xinqnicorn: Kinda, but at least you two are getting along ^^
trolldae: ^ When did we?
rillabbom: ^^ We never got along.
xinqnicorn: Whatever you two say...

kimchijoo has started a conversation with ManyeoNa, Xiubaozi and Francesca.
kimchijoo names the conversation "#XIUEUNKYUNG".
ManyeoNa: Ooh, Eunkyung is a nice name ^^
Francesca: If I have a daughter, I want to name her that ^^
Xiubaozi: What does that have to do with anything? ._.
kimchijoo: Heads-up Xiumin-oppa, Naeun-unnie and Yookyung-unnie are kinda weird in a strange way~
Francesca: Don't badmouth about us Namjoo-ah, we are still the saner ones ._.
kimchijoo: Never judge a book by its cover, Xiumin-oppa, that is the last advice I can give you ^^ Now I will stop interrupting your lovely conversation~
Xiubaozi: ...You're creeping me out Namjoo-ah, I feel like I am in some movie or something with two nice girls that are truthfully evil inside ._.
ManyeoNa: Pft, we're not evil! We're angels ^^
Xiubaozi: Strong denial means acceptance. Besides, 'manyeo' screams evil!
ManyeoNa: Witches are fabulous ^^
Francesca: You caught Bomi-unnie's disease Naeun ._.
Xiubaozi: Don't ever pull a Bomi Naeun, one Bomi is enough. ._.
ManyeoNa: Why are we talking about Bomi-unnie anyway? Let's talk about SHINee ^^
Francesca: How many times has it been, Naeun?...
Xiubaozi: "How many times"? Besides, why randomly SHINee?
ManyeoNa: Because I feel like to ^^
Xiubaozi: Are you kidding me...
Francesca: Don't you know, Xiumin-oppa? Naeun was in this We Got Married show with Taemin-ssi.
Xiubaozi: I know that, I was in one of the episodes before ._. But that was centuries ago!
ManyeoNa: It was just a year ago! You're exaggerating oppa!
Xiubaozi: But this is EXOPINK time, not your talk with ohmylovelyhusband Taemin time.
ManyeoNa: ... ._.
Xiubaozi: Wow, now I am imagining you pouting ._. Fine fine fine, you can babble about Taemin. I'll just screenshot this and send it to him.
ManyeoNa: The last sentence is totally unnecessary!
Francesca: ...I feel so left out ._.
Xiubaozi: Don't worry Yookyung-ah, your time will shine! Actually, you have already shined with your entrance that time!
Francesca: Oh yeah, ninjas for the win!!
Xiubaozi: Ninja Baozi for the win!
kimchijoo: ...And I thought this conversation would be half sane at least ._.

xinqnicorn has started a conversation with jijivirus and Laxyris.
xinqnicorn names the conversation "BE FRIENDS YOU TWO ^^".
jijivirus: No.
xinqnicorn: Wow, you replied the exact same thing as Chen ._.
Laxyris: It isn't my style to befriend people.
xinqnicorn: You always say that, and what happens in the end?!
jijivirus: You end up fangirling all over chicken.
Laxyris: "Fangirling"? Excuse me, I am a man ._.
jijivirus: Just look at your expression when you eat chicken. Totally fangirl-like expression.
Laxyris: Yah Jung Eunji! What about that time when you were drooling over EXO's performance?
jijivirus: I. did. not. drool. ._. Ew.
Laxyris: But mentally you were, because of my awesome performance ^^
jijivirus: I don't know if confidence is your strength or your weakness... but no! You guys' songs are just catchy, kay?
Laxyris: Of course it's my strength. Whatever the case is, you were totally fangirling~
jijivirus: Tsk! You're behaving like the crazy guys now ._.
Laxyris: They're no way in my level.
jijivirus: How humble you are, Mr. Wu.
Laxyris: Indeed I am, Ms. Jung.
jijivirus: Facepalm level: 100%.
xinqnicorn: Yeah, I seriously want to facepalm at you two.
Laxyris: Go away Lay.
xinqnicorn: You guys are like ChenMi now ._. And that's rude! Considering how I've put in the effort to let both of you befriend each other since your stubborn souls won't allow your pride to ._.
jijivirus: Nobody asked you to.
Laxyris: That's right.
xinqnicorn: My heart is hurt! Someone call the doctor~
jijivirus: Nobody cares.
Laxyris: That's right.
xinqnicorn: Psh, you guys totally get along. Evil clicks with evil.
jijivirus: We do not!!
xinqnicorn: That's what they say too ._.

kimchijoo has started a conversation with MamaRong and deerlu.
kimchijoo names the conversation "OHYEES CHOHAN".
MamaRong: At least I top ^^
deerlu: Doesn't LuRong sound better?
MamaRong: No! ChoHan is better because I top!
deerlu: Who gave you the rights to say that? ._.
MamaRong: Myself.
deerlu: What was I expecting anyway?
MamaRong: I don't know? You say it.
deerlu: I was expecting that you would act like a nice and gentle girl for once.
MamaRong: Why were you asking that question if you know the answer? ._. And it isn't in my nature to be nice and gentle.
deerlu: It is something unique about me. I know that, that is what I like about you. Your honesty ^^
kimchijoo: GOOD JOB LUHAN-OPPA, YOU KILLED IT!
deerlu: Namjoo-ah, you killed the atmosphere.
kimchijoo: ...Ooops, sorry ^^ My ChoHan feels!
deerlu: It is LuRong.
kimchijoo: Whatever.
MamaRong: ...Well, that's sweet???
deerlu: What's with the three question marks?
MamaRong: The first question mark means uncertainty, the second means my repulsion, the third means even more uncertainty.
deerlu: That is a very deep analysis, Chorong-ah. As expected, you are a very deep girl.
MamaRong: There is a lot of meaning behind everything I do. For example, why do I steal a pizza from other members?
deerlu: Because you're greedy and you want it for yourself?
MamaRong: No, oppa. Because I cannot bear seeing my other members suffer from illnesses because of that pizza.
deerlu: Aww, you're such a sweet and considerate girl ^^ 
kimchijoo: What kind of reasoning is that unnie?! PIZZAS ARE DELICIOUS!
MamaRong: Don't capslock your unnie Kim Namjoo! It's for your well-being!
kimchijoo: Blablabla. I don't care, I just want pizza T_T
MamaRong: Why are you here anyway? This is a conversation between me and Luhan-oppa.
kimchijoo: Now you abandon your sister for a random guy. I feel so loved unnie. Bye, I'm going to find pizza which is a much better sister than you ._.
kimchijoo leaves the conversation.
MamaRong: You're going to eat your 'sister' anyway, Kim Namjoo ._.
deerlu: ...How interesting?

xinqnicorn has started a conversation with taozi and ooha.
xinqnicorn names the conversation "Giant Magnaes".
taozi: That true title ^^ Hayoung and I are the maknaes but we're both tall.
xinqnicorn: Don't remind me ._.
ooha: But you're quite tall Lay-oppa. Isn't Xiumin-oppa the shortest out of all of you?
taozi: Yeah, appreciate what you have ge.
xinqnicorn: That being said, I kinda pity Xiumin-hyung...
taozi: He will kill us if he knows that we just mentioned that.
ooha: If we keep it a secret, he won't find out ^^ 
taozi: Because secrets should remain secret, because if they aren't kept secret they are not secrets anymore.
xinqnicorn: Isn't that obvious? Anyway, I don't want to be a third wheel so bye, enjoy your conversation~~
xinqnicorn leaves the conversation.
taozi: Good, now we can continue the maknae plan!
ooha: What about Sehun-oppa?
taozi: Let's not care about him, it is EXOPINKM time after all~
ooha: Okay then! How shall we do this?
taozi: As maknes, we have little freedom because we are the youngest. We can't do this, can't do that, can't do anything that hyungs and your unnies tell you not to do.
ooha: That's right.
taozi: However, mentally, we are more mature than them. Take me and Baekhyun-hyung for example. Between me and him, who is more mature?
ooha: Uh, both of you are...
taozi: Of course it is me! Look at you Hayoung-ah, and look at Bomi. You're more mature than her, aren't you?
ooha: I guess?
taozi: Precisely! Age doesn't matter; it is the inside that counts! Actually, we even look more mature than them physically. It is a sign that we are meant to be leaders!
ooha: Really? That kinda makes sense.
taozi: Don't you think? One day, we should rebel, Hayoung-ah. And become the leaders of A Pink and EXO-M. Together, we'll dominate the Kpop industry!
ooha: But how do we rebel? There's our managers and CEOs and everyone else?
taozi: ...Well, anything can happen in our story!
ooha: Sounds like some action story, except that that story features some people wanting to take over the world.
taozi: That doesn't sound a bad idea ^^
ooha: But in the action story those people have to experience lots of challenges and difficulties. And I am too fragile for that. Like you said, we should appreciate the benefits maknaes have, Tao-oppa ^^
taozi: ...
ooha: I am off to get some beauty sleep, bye oppa ^^ Nice talking to you~
ooha goes ofline.
taozi: ...Another fail T_T
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A/N: I had LOADS of fun writing this chapter, actually, I think it is the best chapter I have written so far. This has also beat the longest chapter record, huhu~ I hope you have enjoyed it as much as I did writing this! ^^
By the way, if anyone is confused at the last convo, Tao is really into crazy plans (even if he cannot achieve them) and tries to get people into them. His first targets are the maknaes, but Sehun thought his plans were idiotic so he tried persuading Hayoung instead. There will be a chapter for his crazy plans ^^
Here's some LayJoo, KrisJi, ChoHan, TaoYoung, XiuEun, XiuKyung, ChenMi and ChenJi moments~ The slight ChenJi moment isn't intentional but somehow it happened, so hey, why not? ^^ //shot.