2 4 ♡  c a l l  m e  b a b y

GATHER YOUR BUTTS HERE BOYS
kimchijoo: GOOOOD MORNIIING BABIIESS~
ooha: Good morning ^^
BaconByun: Uh, what are you doing, Namjoo-yah? AND I'M NOT A BABY.
happyeol: Imagine kawaii baby Baekhyun saying 'Mama~ Give me milk milk please~'
rillabbom: AWW, mama will give you milk milk Baekkie-yah ^^
BaconByun: Yah! Stop it Bomi, you're acting creepy >_<
rillabbom: Don't hurt my feelings Baekkie 3 FEEELL MYYY LOOOVEE!!
BaconByun: GAAAH! Someone save me T_T
deerlu: Have fun Baekhyun-ah ^^
sumyun: ...I'll just drink some tea in the midst of all this.
Laxyris: Seriously, tea, out of all drinks?...
kimchijoo: Tea is awesome!
sumyun: There's finally someone that agrees with me!! NAMJOO-YAH~
kimchijoo: SUHO-OPPA~
Laxyris: ...Well, I'll just forget that even happened.
Francesca: Be be my my love wanna be be be my my love love <3
Xiubaozi: SURE!
xinqnicorn: ...Well, now that is what I call awkward. *inserts chirping crickets*
Cricket: Pheet pheet!
satansoo: Is 'pheet pheet' even a cricket sound? Wait, how did a cricket even pop up?
xinqnicorn: I made him, so he came up ^^
Cricket: ^^
satansoo: ... 
Cricket: Well, now it's really awkward.
oohun: Guys, want me to tell you a really funny joke?
MamaRong: I think Sehun being able to tell a successful joke is already a joke itself.
Kaicing: HAHAHA, you bet!
oohun: ._. Just you two wait! Who is the girliest guy in Earth?
ManyeoNa: Uh, Guyly? o_o
oohun: No, it's [Gir(l)iest]uhan
deerlu: Hey! Why did you use me as a subject? ._.
MamaRong: Nope. Too obvious, Sehun.
oohun: ...I thought that was funny ._.
MamaRong: Nope. I used to be a comedian when I was younger. Let Mama Rong teach you something about making proper jokes.
jijivirus: Rong-unnie, the funniest joke you made is about you being a charming woman.
MamaRong: Yah! I AM a charming woman!
Laxyris: What a lovely morning with these people...
happyeol: We can detect your sarcasm even from a mile away, Kris-hyung.
xinqnicorn: Guys, this isn't the point now!
ooha: What's the point then, Lay-oppa?
Xiubaozi: The point is... EXO HAS RELEASED CALL ME BABY!!! WOOOOOO!
Francesca: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me baby~~~
Xiubaozi: NOOO! It's our own original Call Me Baby!
Francesca: I'm picturing twelve babies in my head...
Xiubaozi: ._. 
deerlu: I should've been in this comeback. My angelic voice would suit the song so much.
jijivirus: Yeah, you're such an angelic Cinderella, Luhan-unnie~
deerlu: And you're such a manly Hulk, Eunji-oppa~~~
jijivirus: Thank you for the compliment Luhan-ah~~~
satansoo: Both of you are such Creepy Creeps.
Cricket: Wow, that rhymes.
sumyun: You're still here?
rillabbom: Hi cricket, maybe we can make up a CricketRilla ship ^^
Cricket: No thanks.
Cricket has logged off.
rillabbom: :(
BaconByun: REJECTED.
ManyeoNa: May I ask a question?
Laxyris: You already asked one.
ManyeoNa: ._. Why is Kai so awesome in this single?
Kaicing: YOU FINALLY ADMIT THAT I AM AWESOME!! WEEEE!
happyeol: Kai-yah, get a grip of yourself! You're losing your manliness!
Kaicing: Oh, right! Naeun-ah, you know I'm always awesome, don't you?
ManyeoNa: ...Well, your dancing is supreme and you always look cool in music videos... Too bad the music video hasn't been released yet. ^^''
Kaicing: YESSSS! I'm going to rehearse for the music video now, guys! Bye!
Kaicing has logged off.
sumyun: That's the first time I've seen Kai so excited for rehearsal.
ooha: Kai-oppa's love for Naeun-unnie sure is great...
Francesca: Babies are so cute ^^
Laxyris: ...
jijivirus: Apparently, our beloved Hong Yookyung-ssi is now fangirling over babies.
kimchijoo: Well, now it's really cricketly awkward.

author notes:  ♡ BaekYoung, HunJoo, YooKai, SuEun, TaoJi, HanMi, XiuRong ♡ Basically our dorky EXOPINK being their usual selves. Some first impressions are based on my own ones *^*

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A/N:
I have a lot to say this update XD
After this EXO comeback, I think it's final that there will be only ten members remaining in EXO now. It's pretty sad, but we have no choice but to move on and wish all ten members, Kris and Luhan the best. 
Putting all the somewhat sombre stuff aside, I want to thank all of you for the overwhelming responses! Yeah, you may think I'm exaggerating, but no really, I've received 15 responses in a day and all the feedback forms are also filled up. Really, thank you guys for the active participation, you guys are the best *^* I've actually totaled up the results already (obviously I can't say who's leading so far... no spoilers before the actual awards day XD). I've also taken note of all your suggestions, and here I'll reply to some suggestions that I feel the strong urge to reply to (lol):
Having main couples instead of random pairings - This suggestion makes sense actually; I've never considered that it would be confusing, so it's a mistake on my part ^^'' The reason why there's different and random pairings each chapter is because everyone can ship different people from EXO and A Pink, that's why I want to create moments for all ships whether they're popular or not. Nevertheless, I'll definitely take your suggestion in an account :)
More humourous situations - Two people have pointed this out, in fact, but it's kinda hard since everyone views humor differently (and my humor is more of sarcasm than anything else lol). I'll definitely try to create more hilarious scenarios in the future chapters.
Every character has their own chapter to shine - This is an excellent suggestion, but unfortunately, I don't have the time to write 19 chapters :( I'll probably do this someday, but maybe two to three characters will share a chapter or something like that.
Once again, thanks for the enthusiastic response. I'll keep all your feedback in mind! :)
Here you have some SuJoo, SeRong, KaiEun, BaekMi, LuJi and XiuKyung moments (It originally wasn't this much, but somehow it became so much...)