0 4 ♡  c a r t o o n  m a d n e s s

taozi has started a conversation with Laxyris.
taozi has named the conversation "Gucci".
taozi: Gucci.
Laxyris: Again?
taozi: Geee, pleaseee~
Laxyris: I can't. I'm broke thanks to Yookyung.
taozi: What did Yookyung do?
Laxyris: Yookyung robbed me out of my money so that she could pay her baking expenses. She thought I was the richest one in EXO even when it's Suho... Tsk!
taozi: Oh, that's because I told her you always buy me Gucci.
Laxyris: SERIOUSLY? I'M NOT BUYING YOU GUCCI ANYMORE!
taozi: ._.
Laxyris: Don't pull me that face, Huang Zitao!
taozi: But... at least she gave you cookies, didn't she? ._.
Laxyris: ...That's not enough for the ton of money I spent.
taozi: But... But... My Gucci... ._.
Laxyris: ...OKAY FINE. I seriously give up on you.
taozi: *pats you* Don't worry ge, I will ship you with Yookyung as repayment!
Laxyris: ...I'm questioning the reason why we're friends.
taozi:

Laxyris: I'm judging you with my two eyes.
taozi:

Laxyris: Genius...
Laxyris: But you do know you can't pat me in a chatroom, right? And you do know that we're in the same room, right?
taozi: I know, I'm just too lazy to walk over and pat you ge. Why do you keep nitpicking anyway? I can do whatever I like to do.
Laxyris: ...Whatever. Go ask Naeun for the Gucci.
taozi: Why Naeun?
Laxyris: Because Suho will complain to Chorong if you ask him and the rest of the EXO members, of course, with the exception of me, are just too miserly to fork out any money. And A Pink is a bunch of fierce girls maybe except for Naeun, Namjoo, Hayoung and Yookyung. But Namjoo will ask you for food and Yookyung will ask you to be her experiment. On the other hand, Hayoung will ask you for bubble tea.
taozi: True. I think you can live well even as a psychologist, Kris-ge.
Laxyris: I know. I'm multi-talented that way.
taozi: Okay then, I shall ask Naeun~~ Gucci Gucci~
Laxyris: Kids will be kids...

taozi has started a conversation with ManyeoNa.
taozi has named the conversation "Gucci".
taozi: Gucci.
ManyeoNa: Gucci?
taozi: Gucci.
ManyeoNa: Gucci!
taozi: I want Gucci, Naeun. Can you buy me some?
ManyeoNa: Which one?
taozi: That handbag that costs $1890 :)
ManyeoNa: $1890- WHAT?! DO YOU WANT ME TO GO BANKRUPT?
taozi: Please Naeun! I desperately need Gucci! It's my life!
ManyeoNa: 

taozi: Are you Kris-ge?
ManyeoNa: No.
taozi: Then how is it that you posted the exact same meme I sent Kris-ge minutes ago?
ManyeoNa: Telepathy, maybe?
taozi: TELEPATHY DOESN'T EXIST. YOU MUST BE KRIS-GE!
ManyeoNa: Don't start capsing me! Kris-oppa sent me that meme a few minutes ago and I thought it was pretty cool.
ManyeoNa: Besides, you're like Spongebob.
taozi: ...Me? Spongebob?
ManyeoNa: Yeah! Isn't the immature personality like you?
taozi: ME? IMMATURE? MY HEART IS BROKEN :( Baekhyun-hyung or Chanyeol-hyung should be the one being Spongebob!
ManyeoNa: Nah, you're Spongebob.
taozi:

ManyeoNa: You even replied me with a Spongebob meme...
taozi: BULLY NAEUN :(

KIMCHI KINGDOM
taozi: Guys, I'm going to ask all of you a genuine question. 
jijivirus: What is it, Tao?
taozi: Am I like Spongebob?
trolldae: ...
Xiubaozi: ...
BaconByun: ...
xinqnicorn: ...
sumyun: ...Obviously?
trolldae: Why do you keep breaking the pattern, Suho-hyung? : (
sumyun: Why do you keep bullying me? :(
taozi: WAIT, HOW AM I EVEN LIKE SPONGEBOB?
ManyeoNa: I told you. ^..^
rillabbom: Tao is Spongebob, Chanyeol is Patrick, Sehun is Squidward...
oohun: Wait- How am I Squidward?
taozi: TOTALLY. Sehun is hella grumpy!
oohun: I'M NOT! . _ .
rillabbom: You're being grumpy now too ahahaha!
oohun: Meanie Bomi.
rillabbom: /leisurely adds a 'noona' behind.
oohun: *doesn't care*
happyeol: How am I Patrick too? 
deerlu: You're lazy. That's all the reason.
happyeol: But-
jijivirus: Other than that... Isn't Luhan-oppa like Sandy?
deerlu: Me? Sandy? Wait, how does that even work?
jijivirus: Luhan-oppa is kind and caring to others at first glance, but he's actually crazy and competitive- Besides, he is known for his feminine looks.
deerlu: NOT YOU TOO, EUNJI!!!
jijivirus: Whoa, sorry for stating the truth? ^ ^
Francesca: I'M LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I'M ROLLING ON THE GROUND. Oh, I know of one more! Kris-oppa is Krabs!
Laxyris: ME? KRABS? I'm generous though, unlike that miserly old crab!
Francesca: No you aren't, I had to plead you like five hundred times before you accepted my request :-(
taozi: I know right? Kris-ge is totally Krabs.
Laxyris: ...UNGRATEFUL BRATS. This is what I get after spending millions of money?
sumyun: *pats your head* I feel you, Kris.
ooha: Ooh ooh! I know one more! D.O.-oppa is Plankton!
satansoo: ...I'm not involved in this madness. And Plankton? That dude is a midget!
ooha: You're a midget too, and you're also a villain, and you also want to dominate the world- SEE? PERFECT PLANKTON DESCRIPTION!
trolldae: Sorry to say it- but it fits you perfectly, D.O.-oppa. TROLOLOLOL
satansoo: ...No food for you, Chen and Hayoung.
ooha: You're not even our chefs vnv
satansoo: I'll just bribe Lay-hyung and Chorong-noona with something... ;)
MamaRong: Sorry Hayoung... I can't save you this time.
xinqnicorn: I can't save you either, Chen.
trolldae: WHAT- HOW CAN YOU BETRAY ME, CHEN-HYUNG? < / 3
ooha: YOU TOO, CHORONG-UNNIE. I thought we were friends... ono
trolldae: It's okay, Hayoung. We don't need them. We can make some food ourselves. o n o
ooha: You're right, Chen-oppa. OKAY, LET'S GO MAKE OUR OWN FOOD!
trolldae: YESSSS!
trolldae has logged off.
ooha has logged off.
kimchijoo: SHIP SHIP-
satansoo: If there was a shipping monster in Spongebob, then you would be the one, Namjoo...
kimchijoo: Too bad there isn't, because no one is as adorable as me. ^_^
satansoo: *cringes*
kimchijoo: Are you implying something, Do Kyungsoo? ._.
satansoo: Yes. Your words are so cheesy that even I have to cringe in a chatroom.
kimchijoo: H-HEYYYY!
satansoo: Oh, and I have a knife.
satansoo has logged off.
kimchijoo: THAT SATAN-
kimchijoo has logged off.
Kaicing: ...Well, that escalated fast ._.
BaconByun: KAI, YOU'RE ALIVE!
Kaicing: I always am. :)
Xiubaozi: Why are we talking about Spongebob when we haven't talked about the most legendary series ever, Barney?
MamaRong: OH MY GOODNESS NO NO DON'T EVEN MENTION IT. HOW IS THAT EVEN LEGENDARY?
xinqnicorn: I love you, you love me, we are a happy family~
MamaRong: NO LAY-OPPA STOP
xinqnicorn: With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too~
MamaRong: ...If you keep singing that song in real life and in the chatroom, you'll receive a kimchi slap from me instead ^^
xinqnicorn: I'll just report you to police .-.
MamaRong: #sodonewithyou
sumyun: It's unlike Lay to be this logical... :O
happyeol: That's because you're illogical, Suho-hyung.
sumyun: NOT THIS AGAIN. I ESPECIALLY DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM YOU, PARK CHANYEOL.
happyeol: ^__^

author notes:  ♡ ChenYoung, KyungJoo, YooRis, TaoEun, LuJi, HunMi, LayRong ♡ I love this chapter purely because cartoons never get old. Apologies if you think Tao doesn't fit Spongebob or some other guy doesn't fit a character- Most of it is a joke, though! o u o