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EXOPINK News Flash!
BaconByun: Guys! Something tragic has happened!
Laxyris: Coming out from Baekhyun, it's probably something stupid.
BaconByun: Hyung! I'm being serious ._. We didn't do Secret Santa during Christmas!
kimchijoo: NOOOOOOOOO!
satansoo: You two call that tragic? ._. Not finding my knife is tragic!
Kaicing: You sound like a killer when you type that, D.O.-hyung. And why is that tragic?
satansoo: I can't cut food without it, you idiot ._. WHERE IS MY KNIFE???
xinqnicorn: Chill D.O., I borrowed it to cut carrots.
satansoo: Don't you have a knife Lay-hyung? ._.
xinqnicorn: Well... I forgot.
Xiubaozi: ...What do you expect? At least the mystery is solved now ^^
taozi: So guys, shall we have another Secret Santa?
Francesca: But it's no longer Christmas, so it'll be a Secret Fabulous Angel!
taozi: What a fabulous name Yookyung-ah ^^ Just like us~~
Francesca: Our fabulousness is a sin...
trolldae: SHUSH GUYS, AND LET'S DO THIS ^^ Since I'm such an awesome person, I'll be the host for the day~ I'll message you guys who you have to give your present too and you guys will be given five hours to find a present. After that, take a photo of your present and post it here ^^
sumyun: The awesome part is unnecessary ._. Are you high today, Chen?
trolldae: Shush Suho-hyung ._. And no. Aight, let the Secret Fabulous Angel begin~~

trolldae: Welcome back to the awesome Secret Fabulous Angel event! To start, we shall have my sidekick Baekhyun reveal who his lucky receiver is~
BaconByun: I applaud Chen's MCing skills ._. Anyway... my present is to stupid Chanyeol. Grats grats, you're such a lucky person. Here's your present:

happyeol: ...
BaconByun: Are you too speechless by the fact that my present is so good? I mean, just look at that portrait!!
Laxyris: That isn't bad. I approve. You may inherit my Picasso position next time.
happyeol: ...YAH BYUN BAEKHYUN!!! What kind of present is that??? And please, Kris-hyung...
BaconByun: Yah! Why are you capsing me? And what Kris-hyung said isn't false.
happyeol: ._. I GIVE UP!!!
trolldae: Just be happy that you're even getting a ptresent, Yeol. There's a saying called "Appreciate what you have", y'know ^^ Now now, go and reveal your present~
happyeol: Right... appreciate this beautiful drawing that doesn't even look like me... *sigh* To Yookyung...

Francesca: Aww, that's super adorable! It looks like you too, Chanyeol-oppa ^^
happyeol: I'm kawaii ^^
ManyeoNa: It looks like a terrifying clown...
happyeol: Are you saying that I'm terrifying, Naeun-ah? ._.
ooha: Yes, she is. ^^
Francesca: How straight to the point, Hayoung-ah ^^
happyeol: This isn't the time to be admiring other people, Yookyung-ah! You should defend me T_T
Francesca: Nice present, Chanyeol-oppa.
trolldae: ...While Chanyeol goes and facepalm himself, let's have Yookyung show us the present~~
Francesca: This is to the beautiful Eunji-unnie.

jijivirus: Wow, that's a microphone! Thanks Yookyung-ah ^^ My fortunate receiver is Luhan ^^ You can hug this to sleep if you'd like~

deerlu: ._. This is way too cute!
jijivirus: Too bad, you'll just stay cute and unmanly for life ^^
deerlu: Yah!
oohun: Just get on with it, girly deer ._.
deerlu: Well, surprise surprise Oh Sehun! You get awesome poker cards~

oohun: Yah! You should've given me bubble tea ._.
deerlu: Because cute, unmanly Luhan would like to give poker face Sehun poker cards. Appreciate what you have, bro.
oohun: ._. Yoon Bomi.

rillabbom: The easiest gift in history...
oohun: Take it or leave it.
rillabbom: Rude. Fine, I'll take this to buy fabulous clothing that you'll never imagine ^^
oohun: ._. Go ahead.
rillabbom: The easiest gift in history...
oohun: Take it or leave it.
rillabbom: Hmph! My baby Suho, here's your gift~

sumyun: ...You dummy, who in the right mind gives that to a grown 23 year old man? And I so didn't know you gave birth when you're negative 2 years old ._.
Xiubaozi: What do you expect... It's Yoon Bomi...
rillabbom: SUHO-YAH~~~ You break my heart, do you know that?
sumyun: Yes. BUT I DON'T CARE.
rillabbom: Okay then, let me just cry in a corner...
MamaRong: ._.
sumyun: Here you go, Tao... Vitamin D for your skin.

Kaicing: Hyung, I thought Vitamin A is the one for the skin?
Laxyris: You sure know very little for someone who's supposingly an expert in vitamins.
sumyun: Yah! Don't mock me, Krease ._.
taozi: ...Well, thank you so much for considering about my skin that you bought the wrong vitamins, Suho-hyung ^^ And here's gummy bears for Naeunnie~

ManyeoNa: GUMMIESS!! They're love, they're life!
taozi: I know right! They're like my BFFs!
ManyeoNa: They're like my soulmates! AHH why are gummy bears so delicious?
kimchijoo: I LOVE GUMMY BEARS!!
jijivirus: ...Guys, chill your fangirling session for a while and let Naeun continue.
xinqnicorn: Whoa, Tao is a girl ^^
taozi: I'm not! Pretty sure Eunji wanted to write fangirling/fanboying ._.
jijivirus: No, it's just fangirling actually.
taozi: ._.
ManyeoNa: Well, let me announce that I'm the secret santa of... Kim Namjoo!

kimchijoo: OMG, DDEOKBOKKI! THANK YOU NAEUN-UNNIE ^^
Xiubaozi: Must be the first one I've seen so excited about ddeokbokki...
rillabbom: That's fab Namjoo for you ^^
kimchijoo: ^^ Well, here's something fo you Xiumin-oppa~

Xiubaozi: OMG, BAOZIS!!
kimchijoo: This must be the first time I've seen someone so excited about buns ^^
Xiubaozi: ...Well, guess we're equal then. I will be giving my beautiful selfie to Kai *^*

Kaicing: Xiumin-hyung, you kinda look like a girl here ._.
xinqnicorn: I second that ^^
Xiubaozi: I don't know if that's an insult or a compliment... ._.
Kaicing: It can work both ways, hyung B| Anyway, here's the ever favorite food for Chorong-noona...

MamaRong: CHICKEN FEET!! As expected, you know me a lot, Kai-ah ^^
Laxyris: Why do y'all keep giving food? ._.
kimchijoo: FOOD IS LEGEND, THAT'S WHY!!
MamaRong: I'll agree with Namjoo this once ^^ For my baby maknae Hayoungie...

ooha: ...Uh, unnie, why are you giving me baby diapers?
Kaicing: That's what I was wondering...
MamaRong: As a mama, I want to prepare these for my future grandson~
ooha: I won't be married until ten years later, unnie ._.
MamaRong: Y'know, be prepared for the future ^^
ooha: ._. For Kriseu-oppa... Here's a drawing for you o/

satansoo: ...Is that a drawing?
xinqnicorn: No offense Hayoung-ah, but that looks like some random curly lines.
Laxyris: I think it's pretty artistic. Just look at how the lines curl and form such an amazing pattern.
sumyun: ...I have no words to say.
Laxyris: This is stupid but seeing how Lay loves his unicorns so much...

ooha: Wow, those are pretty cute ^^
xinqnicorn: UNICORNS~~~ Thanks Kriseu. I have bought another cooking knife for D.O.~ 

satansoo: Just as I need one. Thanks bro.
oohun: Lay-hyung, aren't you worried that he will commit a crime with that knife? ._.
satansoo: Tsk, who do you think I am? ._. And I bought the best present for the perfect guy.

BaconByun: BACON!!!
deerlu: Just as my stomach is growling...
ManyeoNa: I'm happily eating gummy bears ^^
jijivirus: Share some with me, Naeun-ah~~
trolldae: ...And that concludes the Fab EXOPINK Gift Day. Thanks for watching so far~

author notes:  ♡ TaoYoung, KyungJoo, SuKyung, BaekEun, LuJi, HunMi, KaiRong ♡ Basically our dorky EXOPINK being their usual selves. Some first impressions are based on my own ones *^*