0 9 ♡  b y u n t a e  m o m e n t s

Haven Party
MamaRong has named the conversation "you are all doomed".
Laxyris: All right, it's time that you people confess.
taozi: Confess what, Kris-ge?
jijivirus: Do not act innocent! We have found out that a group of people has schemed to make Rong-unnie, Kris-oppa, D.O., Sehun and I act like idiots. This is a reliable source coming from the traitor forcefeeder Yoon Bomi. Who is the other mastermind?!
Xiubaozi: Yoon Bomi! How can you betray us? And Eunji-ah, that sounds really bad. We're just planning to make you guys loosen up! Seriously!
rillabbom: I was forced, okay! By the way, the other mastermind is Xiumin-oppa.
Xiubaozi: I AM INNOCENT. This Bomi is the one who initiated everything at the first place-
satansoo: And you are the oldest, hyung. I am disappointed.
MamaRong: You two are dead, anyway ^^
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deerlu: Chorong is gradually climbing up to be the scariest...
sumyun: She is now. I think she will target me later.
jijivirus: Serves you right, Suho-oppa. For now, I will discipline my beloved boyfriend ^^
trolldae: Eunji actually admits that I'm her boyfriend ^^
BaconByun: Shouldn't you worry about your life, Chen? 
trolldae: ...Oops...
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Kaicing: Notice how it's the girls getting all angry...
ManyeoNa: That's because Sehun, D.O.-oppa and Kris-oppa are all the cool guys ^^
satansoo: Or maybe we are just planning the right time to strike.
Kaicing: Well... Just don't attack my Naeun! Or...
satansoo: Or what, Kai-ah? ^^
Kaicing: ...I knew this plan was stupid at the first place!
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ManyeoNa: Will Kai-oppa be all right?
oohun: He will. Kai was dumb for trying to act manly at the first place.
ooha: I kinda pity him...
kimchijoo: I thought he was being pretty cool though ^^ Like a Prince Charming!
taozi: I will be your Prince Charming Namjoo-ah ^^
Laxyris: You're scared of ghosts though, Tao.
taozi: I will use my martial arts to beat those ghosts!!
oohun: As if you can, Tao-hyung. I just want bubble tea.
xinqnicorn: You can still drink bubble tea at this point of time, Sehun? When Xiumin-hyung, Chen and Kai are being beaten up?
oohun: Well, I didn't ask them to create a plan.
BaconByun: Heartless Oh Sehun...
ooha: I feel like buying bubble tea too ^^ Let's go Sehun-oppa!
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happyeol: I thought Hayoung is one of the girls in A Pink that sympathizes well...
Francesca: Her moods change often Chanyeol-oppa ^^
deerlu: Isn't it because Sehun is going to get bubble tea, that's why she tagged along?
kimchijoo: Hayoung is pure! She will never think that way.
deerlu: But Sehun isn't pure...
sumyun: WHAT?! Who tainted my baby??
Laxyris: Chill Suho. We all know that once a person has reached the age of 18, he or she is no longer pure. Mentally, I mean. Hayoung is having her time now.
kimchijoo: ...That sounds gross Kris-oppa.
xinqnicorn: Actually Kris-ge is always gross. I've seen him watch it before...
Francesca: What's with you guys being sick all of a sudden? ._.
sumyun: I'm just glad the maknaes aren't here, or their minds will be ruined...
Francesca: I'm not a maknae, but my mind is already ruined!
xinqnicorn: I will clear your brain for you ^^ *clears your brain* Done! Your brain is as squeaky clean as before Yookyung-ah~
Francesca: Thank you Lay-oppa! ^^
BaconByun: As a byuntae myself, I just want to say that when someone's mind is dirtied, he or she cannot clean it again...
happyeol: Wise words from the byuntae. But I'm a wise derp too ^^
taozi: Don't kid Yeol. You aren't wise, not at all.
happyeol: ...

author notes:  ♡ SeYoung, SuJoo, LayKyung, HanEun, KrisJi, KyungMi, HunRong ♡ Basically our dorky EXOPINK being their usual selves. Some first impressions are based on my own ones *^*