SPECIAL #3: SuJi & TaoKyung

EXOPINK's Haven ~Chatroom 01~ (revamping indefinitely)

Xiubaozi has started a conversation with sumyun.
Xiubaozi: Suho, guess what? ._.
sumyun: All your baozi money is gone ._.
Xiubaozi: Wait, how did you know that?
sumyun: Tao was running out of the dorm screaming, "THANK YOU XIUMIN-HYUNG!" That usually means that someone's money is gone.
Xiubaozi: THAT RASCAL!!! I NEED MY BAOZIS T_T
sumyun: ...You know what? ^^ I will give you some money to let you buy your baozis. But... you have to share them.
Xiubaozi: Share? Nooo way! T_T
sumyun: You choose. Zero baozis or some baozis?
Xiubaozi: ...Some.
sumyun: See? Besides, it's not me that wants the baozis. I want to give some to Eunji ^^
Xiubaozi: Why not just give them to her yourself you idiot? ._.
sumyun: Don't call me an idiot hyung ._. Just do what you're told.
Xiubaozi: Yah! I'm older than you!
sumyun: But 1) I'm the leader and, 2) Whether you get baozis or not depend on me ^^
Xiubaozi: ...Fine ._.


jijivirus has started a conversation with sumyun.
jijivirus: Thank you ^^
sumyun: Huh? ^^
jijivirus: Xiumin-oppa came and gave me a few baozis. Then he told me you bought them ^^
sumyun: Ohh, that. It's no problem ^^
jijivirus: ...But... you're not bribing me, are you?
sumyun: Yah! Why would I do that? ._. It's kindness, y'know, kindness!
jijivirus: There's nobody in this world that is entirely kind.
sumyun: You're too realistic Eunji-yah. There's plenty of people that are kind~
jijivirus: Like?
sumyun: Like me ^^
jijivirus: If you're too kind, you become a pushover ^^ Do remember my wise words.
sumyun: Why, thank you for your kind words, Satan-to-be Eunji. I never knew that you are so kind to share a piece of your knowledge to me.
jijivirus: ._. You Kim Joonmyun.
sumyun: It's Suho-oppa for you.
jijivirus: No. I shall call you Kim Joonmyun and you can't do anything about it ^^
sumyun: The baozis you have are paid by me ._.
jijivirus: See? I knew you are bribing me.
sumyun: How is that the same as bribing? It's called being grateful!
jijivirus: Rightttt. That's just a nice way to put it.
sumyun: Whatever, you have to repay me in some way ^^
jijivirus: I knew it ._. Fine, what way?
sumyun: I want a free meal ^^
jijivirus: Ramen?
sumyun: ...Well, just don't dunk my ramen in cold water *^*
jijivirus: Who knows? Maybe I will~
sumyun: If you do that, you'll just have to buy ramen for me again ^^
jijivirus: ._. Fineeee. You really , Kim Joonmyun.
sumyun: Hohohoho! See? I'm no pushover.
jijivirus: Don't be too proud yet, Kim Joonmyun. You have yet to see what I have under my sleeve.
sumyun: What can you possibly do? ^^
jijivirus: Well, I'm making my way to EXO's dorm now.
sumyun: Yah! Right now?
jijivirus: At least I'm giving you ramen. Be grateful~ ^^
sumyun: ._.

sumyun: JUNG EUNJI! COME BACK ._.
jijivirus: What? ^^
sumyun: What did you add in that ramen? It's... so sour T_T
jijivirus: You guess. 
sumyun: I don't care T_T This taste...
jijivirus: It's vinegar. I've added some to make it taste better~
sumyun: Better? Yah! You have to repay me for this ramen!
jijivirus: I'll just add more vinegar next time \o/
sumyun: ...Well then, I shall avenge for myself. The real Suho shall unveil himself.
jijivirus: Uh, what? You sound like a protagonist in a movie.
sumyun: Aren't I?
jijivirus: This is reality, you idiot. Stop watching whatever revenge movies you've been watching.
sumyun: Hello, I'm older than you. And you're not my mom ._.
jijivirus: Age doesn't matter! What matters is the heart!
sumyun: That's what they say, but it's a fact that older people tend to be more mature ^^
jijivirus: TEND TO BE. Emphasis on TEND TO BE.
sumyun: ._. Fine. I surrender. Happy?
jijivirus: Very ^^ 




taozi has started a conversation with oohun.
taozi: BALLERINA SEHANA~~
oohun: It should be Luhana, not Sehana ._.
taozi: Ballerinas Luhana & Sehana ^^
oohun: ._. Tao-hyung, are you high?
taozi: No, I'm just my normal awesome self ^^
oohun: Replace 'weird' with 'awesome' ._.
taozi: But you know what? Compared to you and Luhan-ge, Yookyung is more like a hana ^^
oohun: Congratulations Tao-hyung, I've never expected that you will have such a day.
taozi: Yah! What do you mean? ._.
oohun: I thought you'd be forever alone for life. But unexpectedly, you still have Yookyung. That is, if she likes you back.
taozi: I'm sure she does. Who doesn't like awesome Tao? ^^
oohun: Me.
taozi: ._. Spoilsport. I shall ask her now.
oohun: Okay. Just don't blame me if she says no.
taozi: She won't ^^
taozi adds Francesca into the conversation.
taozi: Yookyung-ah, do you like me?
Francesca: Yes ^^
oohun: Add romantically, hyung.
taozi: Well, Yookyung-ah, do you like me romantically?
Francesca: Hmm... yes.
taozi: I like you too ^^ Romantically.
oohun: That... really escalated quickly.
taozi: Both of us are direct people!
oohun: No, I was expecting some mushy romantic kind of confession that you see in the movies.
taozi: Uh... like, Yookyung-ah, you are the puzzle piece to my incomplete jigsaw puzzle?
oohun: That's... a bit...
Francesca: But Tao-oppa, why is Sehun here?
oohun: Oh. I'm sorry, I forgot that couples need their privacy.
taozi: Yeah. Shoo shoo Sehun.
oohun leaves the conversation.
Francesca: Well... that moved on pretty fast.
taozi: We should have a proper confession session next time ^^
Francesca: Are we the only two that have done this through a chatroom? 
taozi: No. I'm pretty sure BaekMi did it too. I kinda stalked their conversation through Baekhyun-hyung's account.
Francesca: Aww, they must be super cute~
taozi: We shouldn't talk about them though! We should talk about us ^^
Francesca: I know the perfect song that is for us. 
taozi: Auburn's Perfect Two!
Francesca: Yess! Wow, did my telepathy work?
taozi: I don't know, it's just a song title that has somehow popped into my head ^^ Maybe we should do the telepathy mission ourselves.
Francesca: We'll score full makrs! Ten upon ten!
taozi: One hundred upon one hundred!
Francesca: That's a bit...
taozi: Nothing's impossible, Yookyung-ah! As long as our hearts are united...
Francesca: Huhu... I'm getting goosebumps...
taozi: Me too...
Francesca: You're getting goosebumps over what you just typed?
taozi: Yeah. After reading it again, I find it incrediby cheesy.
Francesca: Don't worry. I guess we can be the cheesy and awesome couple.
taozi: Cheesome TaoKyung!
Francesca: I'll be the fanclub president of TaoKyung ^^
taozi: And I'll be the vice president ^^ #taokyung #cheesome #worldwidetrend
Francesca: #hashtags4lyfee
taozi: #yookyung #is #the #apple #to #my #pie
Francesca: #tao #is #the #peach #to #my #garden
taozi: Sorry, but you guys are really cheesy. -Sehun
taozi: YAH OH SEHUN!!
Francesca: Let's save this for the next time we meet... ^^''
taozi: Baekhyun-hyung may stalk you guys... just take note -Sehun
taozi: Ugh, that Sehun will be the cause of my death ._.

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A/N: A slightly later update. I apologize ;_; But nevertheless, hope y'all enjoy this special! Two more specials to go~

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Ydvvfjkch #1
Chapter 36: Exopink ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
nurulsolehah_9909 #2
Chapter 36: Update juseyo
7missbeauty7 #3
Chapter 35: make baekmi
bettyrich
#4
I loved your classy and cool jokes, authornim lol
And I'm so glad that you will not end this story soon *fiuh*
And I already joined the vote. ChenJi for sure!!! Yeaahhh!!
Andin0797
#5
Chapter 34: Pls make more kaieun or yeolna interaction authornim > < i just read ur fanfic now and damn its so georgeous!! I love reading kaieun scene
bettyrich
#6
Chapter 34: Ahhh finally an update!!! I miss you so bad, authornim <3
Yes yes yes finally KaiJi moments ^^
PrincessCutieKiko
#7
Yes!An update before i even finish reading it...thnx author-nim.when i get writer's block,i'll read your ff,it's so hilarious :3
bettyrich
#8
Chapter 33: Unicorns ate my wallet
Lol lol Lay is way too cute <3
Oohhh so sad :'( why you had to make it to an end *sobbed
I love this story so much, and it's quite fun tho T,T
Bookworm01
#9
Chapter 32: What is Bomi's present to Suho? It doesn't show. There's also a bit of a repetition with the lines exchanged between Sehun and Bomi before Bomi gave her gift to Suho. *^* THANK YOU SO MUCH! Good ni- *falls on the floor asleep* *snores*