0 8 ♡  b l a c k m a i l  p a r t y

Haven Party
rillabbom: GUESS WHAT PEEPO? A PINK IS HAVING A COMEBACK!
happyeol: Yes! I need more A Pink!
BaconByun: Someone's a fanboy... of who, hm?
happyeol: Who do you think? Of course it's the adorable kimchi ^^
kimchijoo: I'm a fangirl of myself too ^^
Francesca: I am sure unnies, Naeun, Namjoo and Hayoung will do a good job as usual ^^
MamaRong: If Yookyung can do a special stage with us, it'd be awesome...
Laxyris: Totally. The English lyrics in My My got me.
xinqnicorn: The "I be yours forever as long as you mine" part?
Francesca: It is actually "I'll be yours forever as long as you'll be mine", Lay-oppa ^^
jijivirus: But Kris and Yookyung can both speak English, they'd be the English speakers couple then!
Laxyris: ._.

Xiubaozi has started a conversation with happyeol, BaconByun, deerlu, Francesca, kimchijoo, rillabbom, xinqnicorn, ooha, sumyun, trolldae, ManyeoNa, Kaicing and taozi.
Xiubaozi has named the conversation "Planning Time! Hohoho~".
Xiubaozi: It's time for us to restore the brightness that was once in Park Chorong, Jung Eunji, Do Kyungsoo, Oh Sehun and Wu Kris's lives! Together, this group is known as the cold people of EXOPINK.
sumyun: ...What?
deerlu: I thought Eunji is a happy virus?
trolldae: Correction: She once was, but now she is influenced by D.O. to become a satan ._.
xinqnicorn: It is easy for D.O., just give him Hayoung's cake ^^ It is the best ever! How do you make that cake, Hayoung?
ooha: It is a secret~ and secrets should remain secret~
xinqnicorn: Aww tell me, I'll keep it a secret~
ooha: No, it is my secret only~
sumyun: ._. Someone drag those two out.
Xiubaozi: *drags Lay and Hayoung out* No fooling around in Baozi's plan discussion!
taozi: We sound like soldiers planning on a strategy. Anyway, what should we do then?
kimchijoo: I have an idea! We can sneak in Hayoung's cake and forcefeed them it. Then we can screenshot their reactions and blackmail them to become happy!
rillabbom: My Namjoo is smart! Ingenious! Let's go by this plan. Hayoung will be responsible for the cake, and I will be responsible for stuffing the cake!
deerlu: ...That sounds dangerous...
Kaicing: It IS dangerous and ridiculous. We may even be killed by those cold people!
ManyeoNa: Don't worry Kai-oppa, I will protect you! You can just watch by the side ^^
taozi: How are you a man Kim Kai?! Letting a girl protect you! If anything, you should be the one protecting Naeun!
BaconByun: Simply ridiculous! Taemin is a manlier man than you after all!
Kaicing: Hyung! I am much much much manlier than Taemin-hyung okay. Fine, I'll join in.
BaconByun: I knew it, my dongsaeng is a man after all ^^
deerlu: I kinda pity Kai...

Haven Party
jijivirus: MONDAY SUNDAY, TTO MONDAY SUNDAY~~
satansoo: What happened to Eunji?
MamaRong: RROON BOOM U
oohun: Is that a song, Chorong-noona?
MamaRong: OOOOHH IT'S CHICKEN FEEET
sumyun: CHICKEN FEEET
ManyeoNa: Chicken feet is the beeeest of the wooorld!
satansoo: Woooooorld is saaataan's
jijivirus: Brother you can never beat the satan queen Jung Eunji
satansoo: Who says I can't sister?
trolldae: Brotha you need to chilll like a chilller
happyeol: Nooo you needa be hot like a hotterr
oohun: No, be coool like poker face Oh Seh00n
Laxyris: That's a diamond maknae
oohun: I know Krease-hyung, it makes my name look cooler, don't you think?
Xiubaozi: ...Wow, this is total awesome blackmail material.
rillabbom: I wonder why they're typing like they're drunk ^^
Kaicing: Black mail? We have mail?
Xiubaozi: Maybe ^^

author notes:  ♡ LaYoung, ChanJoo, TaoKyung, ChenEun, SuMi, KaiJi, BaekRong ♡ Basically our dorky EXOPINK being their usual selves. Some first impressions are based on my own ones *^*