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EXOPINK News Flash!
jijivirus has named the conversation "GATHER YOUR BUTTS HERE BOYS".
jijivirus: I will now be your commander for the day to prepare you for your National training. All of you shall report to me this instant!
Xiubaozi: ...Wait, WHAT?!
sumyun: This is unbelievable! You've never sought our permission!
kimchijoo: Apparently, your second maknae, Kim Kai, has promised Eunji-unnie that the whole of EXO will do whatever Eunji says for a day if he lost the karaoke competition. And he did.
BaconByun: Kim Kai, are you crazyy? You can never beat Eunji when it comes to singing! 
Kaicing: Hyung, it was something I had to do since Eunji-noona stole my last cookie!
deerlu: Dude, it's JUST a cookie! Now because of your stupid ego, we're going to be tortured alive. 
jijivirus: C'mon, it isn't that bad ^^ Army training, y'know?
rillabbom: Reminds me of my days in Real Men... Ahh, good luck to you guys.
Laxyris: You can't abandon us Yoon Bomi! The thing I hate, HATE the most is physical fitness!
rillabbom: Ohoho, so the cold city guy hates sports ^^ That's interesting~
Laxyris: YAH! YOON BOMI!!
xinqnicorn: Does a unicorn have to go through this traning as well?
MamaRong: Yes. No excuses, Lay.
trolldae: You're not the commander, Chorong-noona ._.
MamaRong: But the commander has given me the right to command you all too ^^ So, unless you want some vigorous training...
trolldae: GAAAH! Fine fine fine. You're just evil ._.
MamaRong: Well, I love you too~
happyeol: *pukes* Excuse me while I barf...
Francesca: I have a totally different image of you now, Chanyeol-oppa...
happyeol: ^^
jijivirus: And so, now we'll proceed with our first station - the crunches section!
taozi: Oh goodness, I hate that!
ManyeoNa: Everyone, get into position and do 30 crunches!
satansoo: How unexpected of you, Son Naeun. And why are y'all commanding through this chatroom? ._.
ManyeoNa: Hohoho, aren't I cool when I say that? ^^ And well, I don't know. Ask Eunji-unnie.
satansoo: ...You're not even saying that .-.
ManyeoNa: +5 crunches for you ^^
satansoo: ._. Definitely no food for you, Kim Kai.
Kaicing: T_T I'm a victim too, D.O.-hyung!
oohun: ...I want bubble tea... ._.
ooha: I kinda pity them ;;
sumyun: Hayoung-ah! Please tell your unnies to stop this mess T_T I'll buy you lots and lots of bubble teas if you do so-
oohun: Hyung! Why don't you buy bubble tea for me then? ._.
ooha: Well...
Francesca: Don't worry, Hayoung-ah, I'll treat you to bubble tea everyday.
deerlu: ._. Hong Yookyung...
Francesca: Yes? ^^
taozi: Crunches... are terror...
Xiubaozi: Why are y'all struggling? I've already finished ^^
BaconByun: When did you become such an athlete, Xiumin-hyung? T_T
xinqnicorn: I think he goes to gyms every afternoon.
Xiubaozi: Don't say anything, Lay-yah ._.
kimchijoo: Ohhh~ So Xiumin-oppa wants to become Xiuman ^^
Xiubaozi:: ._. Yah!
Kaicing: ...Jung Eunji... I will take revenge...!
kimchijoo: Uh... what happened to Kai-oppa? He looks like he's going to die.
deerlu: I think Eunji just gave him an additional 20 crunches out of love.
BaconByun: I'm glad I'm not the one that is suffering from that love... ^^
jijivirus: I may as well give Kai some more if I'm feeling generous.
Kaicing: Yah!
rillabbom: Through this exercise, I've seen how unfit EXO actually is.
taozi: You can't blame us ._. Crunches .
MamaRong: What if we change everything into burpees?
trolldae: ...No thanks. I'd rather do crunches all my life.
oohun: ...Bubble tea...
ooha: Don't worry Sehun-oppa, I'll share some with you once you come back alive ^^
xinqnicorn: I'm done! Finally...! T_T
Laxyris: I feel like my body is breaking...
happyeol: Seems like someone needs to work out ^^
Laxyris: You aren't any better, Park Chanyeol...
sumyun: ...What's next?
rillabbom: Push ups! Go go go!
satansoo: How relaxing you girls are; all you do is sit around watching us go through these terror.
Francesca: It's too bad Kai lost to Eunji-unnie ^^
BaconByun: Kai, you better not make a random foolish bet again ._. I can't imagine one more day under Eunji's hands!
Kaicing: Yeah... be rest assured... ^^

author notes:  ♡ LuYoung, SuJoo, ChanKyung, LayEun, KaiJi, KrisMi, TaoRong ♡ Basically our dorky EXOPINK being their usual selves. Some first impressions are based on my own ones *^*

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A/N: Kai and his ego gets the best out of him ^^
A month late update (and a short one too ._.). I can't make it up no matter how many apologies I make so I just hope you guys have enjoyed this update, and if possible, I will try to type out a longer update next time! This idea is kinda inspired by Real Men (in case you didn't know ^^)
SuYoung, KyungNa, KrisMi, KaiJi, ChenRong moments, anyone?