2 1 ♡  m i n i o n s  a n d  b a n a n a s

EXOPINK News Flash!
kimchijoo: Hey guys, guess what? I ADOPTED A MINION!!
sumyun: ...Cool?
oohun: Who's that unlucky person, Namjoo-yah?
kimchijoo: ...What do you mean by unlucky? ._. And it's not a person. I've found out that people make horrible minions. My minion is my new puppy, Kimchi ^^
Francesca: ...WAIT, IT'S NAME IS KIMCHI?
Laxyris: You have really bad naming sense, Namjoo-yah.
kimchijoo: Well, I'm so sorry that my naming skills isn't as good as yours.
Laxyris: You should be.
kimchijoo: UGH! Your drawing skills is worse than my naming skills, hello?
Laxyris: Excuse me? I'm the Picasso of the Century! How dare you!!
Xiubaozi: Let us let them have their lovers' quarrel...
rillabbom: Do you guys think I should get a minion too?
taozi: You should because I'm getting one too! Let's get panda minions~
rillabbom: I shall be the Panda Queen! Ohohohoho~
taozi: I'll be the Panda Martial Artist Gucci Lover! Ohohohoho~
jijivirus: I already have a human minion ^^
trolldae: ...Someone help me...
happyeol: What happened Chen? Do you need a paintball gun?
trolldae: ...No... wait, second thoughts, yes... I have to shoot Jung Eunji on the head...
jijivirus: Yah! I have ammo as backup too!
trolldae: ...There's no way you can beat me... the paintball gun master...
happyeol: You must be joking, Chen. You were the first one eliminated out of the twelve of us when we had a paintball gun match.
jijivirus: Such a master you are, Chen.
trolldae: ...You traitor Park Chanyeol... I'll get you later on...
deerlu: What's wrong with Chen's typing?
Kaicing: Who knows? Maybe he's infected with the ... virus.
BaconByun: .u.
satansoo: Stop typing random emoticons and go wash the dishes, Baekhyun-hyung.
BaconByun: Yes .n.
MamaRong: What's your secret to controlling Byun Baekhyun, D.O.-yah?
satansoo: That's for me to know and you to find out ^^
MamaRong: ._. Someone, hit D.O. on the head.
ManyeoNa: Do it yourself, unnie ^^
MamaRong: ._. *hits D.O. on the head*
satansoo: Ow?
MamaRong: Serves you right ^^
xinqnicorn: Never mind all that snazzle as I'll introduce to you the best minion of the world!
Xiubaozi: What's a snazzle?
xinqnicorn: It's a snazzle ^^
Xiubaozi: ...I give up...
sumyun: So who is this best minion, Lay?
ooha: It is me! Oh Hayoung minion ^^
ManyeoNa: Hayoung-ah, you became a minion? ._.
ooha: It is my part-time job to get more bubble tea.
xinqnicorn: Bribery always works, you see.
ooha: Rather than bribery, it's my salary!
oohun: What a fantastic idea! Kai, can I be your minion?
Kaicing: If it means that my wallet will become empty with holes in it, no.
oohun: ...._. 
deerlu: Cheer up Sehun and watch the Despicable Me 3 Trailer ^^
Francesca: And sing the banana song ^^
happyeol: Ba-ba-ba-banananana!
oohun: Potato-na-ah-ah!
rillabbom: Guys, I found a banana ^^

author notes:  ♡ LaYoung, KrisJoo, XiuKyung, ChanEun, BaekJi, TaoMi, KyungRong ♡ Basically our dorky EXOPINK being their usual selves. Some first impressions are based on my own ones *^*

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A/N: A secret (though not so secret now) Despicable Me fan here ^^
Here are some KyungRong, KrisJoo, LaYoung, ChenJi, TaoMi moments~