Let's Team Bond! ++ Misc.

EXOPINK's Haven ~Chatroom 01~ (revamping indefinitely)

ManyeoNa has created a conversation with trolldae and Laxyris.
ManyeoNa: Guys, did you receive the message? ^^
Laxyris: What message?
trolldae: We will be doing a team bonding event! Didn't Suho-hyung message you?
Laxyris: ._. KIM SUHOOO!!
ManyeoNa: Chill Kris-oppa, at least you know now. So, let's have a team name for starters!
Laxyris: Is that really necessary? ._.
trolldae: Of course, team names are a must in every team bonding event! Hey, maybe our team name can be "Trolls from the East"!
ManyeoNa: That isn't a bad name. I approve.
Laxyris: Why from the East? And I'm certainly not a troll.
trolldae: Tsk hyung, now that you're in our team, you're a troll too! And the East because the sun rises from the east.
ManyeoNa: Rightt, now that we got the name done, let's do our team cheer!
Laxyris: I haven't given my approval yet, you know.
trolldae: Hyung, your approval actually isn't needed.
ManyeoNa: Yeah, let us be leaders for once. You can retire for the time being.
Laxyris: ._. I have rights to express whatever opinion I want to express.
trolldae: Yeah yeah. Oh, I have a great idea!
We are the trolls~ Coming from the east~
Coming coming to own you~
We are the trolls~ Coming from the east~
Coming coming to win you~
ManyeoNa: Such a perfect cheer. I don't think any other teams can win us.
Laxyris: Wow, that sounds like a cheer I would cheer when I'm in primary school.
ManyeoNa: You actually cheered that before, Kris-oppa? ^^
Laxyris: No, duh! Just... something similar. 
trolldae: Well, what is it?
Laxyris: ._. None of your business! Isn't this some team bonding event?
trolldae: Righttt... but you're a bit suspicious here, hyung.
ManyeoNa: Yeah, I'm interested to know what cheer you cheered ^^
Laxyris: It's nothing.
trolldae: Tell us hyung!
ManyeoNa: Yeah yeah yeah! We surely won't make fun of you even if you cheered about pirates.
Laxyris: Wait, how did you know that?
trolldae: Oh really, hyung? You cheered about pirates?
ManyeoNa: That's a random guess, but that's kinda funny ^^
Laxyris: Yah! What happened to the 'won't make fun' promise?
trolldae: We aren't making fun of you man, we're just finding the fact that you cheered about the pirates funny.
Laxyris: They're the same ._.
ManyeoNa: We are the pirates~ Coming from the east~
Coming coming to own you~
Laxyris: Yah!!


rillabbom has created a conversation with sumyun.
rillabbom: Yo yo yo, what's up bro!
sumyun: Uh, are you trying to imitate some rapper?
rillabbom: Of course not, this is Yoon Bomi's style, yo ._.
sumyun: I wonder why I'm in the same team as you...
rillabbom: Excuse you grandpa, you were the one who decided the groupings ._.
sumyun: Yah, I know that! Stop calling me grandpa! ._.
rillabbom: Rightttt. Hey, maybe we should be called the Grandpa and the Smart One.
sumyun: Plot twist: You are the grandpa.
rillabbom: HAHAHAH. I look more like a cutie pie than a grandpa!
sumyun: Ever heard the saying "Do not judge a book by its cover"?
rillabbom: No.
sumyun: ._. I GIVE UP ON HUMANITY.
rillabbom: Funny you say that, because you're a human yourself too ^^
sumyun: It's impossible to bond with you.
rillabbom: I know, it's because I'm too awesome.
sumyun: Yeah, when gorillas fly.
rillabbom: 

sumyun: Is that even a real gorilla?
rillabbom: Yes, duh.
sumyun: Well, I find it hard to believe you. Gorillas don't fly.
rillabbom: Anything's possible as long as you wish so, bruh.
sumyun: The saying isn't meant to be said that way.
rillabbom: Whatever. I insist that I'M. AWESOME.
sumyun leaves the conversation.
rillabbom: So long grandpa ^^


deerlu has created a conversation with ooha and oohun.
deerlu: So... hi.
oohun: Hi.
ooha: Hiii!
deerlu: ...Well, this is awkward.
oohun: How awkward can a conversation be?
ooha: Many things can go wrong here, y'know. For instance, the Internet turning its back on us, or our computers shutting down. The possibilities are endless!
deerlu: What does awkwardness have to do with all that? o_o
ooha: Nothing. I'm trying to clear the awkwardness ^^ Never mind me, but why would you two be awkward?
oohun: I don't know. Hey Luhan-hyung, I want bubble tea.
deerlu: You may as well open a bubble tea shop ._.
oohun: That isn't a bad idea.
ooha: Hey, I want bubble tea too!
deerlu: Yah, do you two want to rob my wallet or something? 
ooha: We're just penniless old people ^^
deerlu: Talking about age, I'm older than both of you two ._.
oohun: That's why, you're more mature than us. And the more mature person will treat the more immature people.
ooha: That's right!
deerlu: ._. If having Sehun alone isn't enough, I have another Hayoung. My wallet... T_T
ooha: Well, maybe our group name can be "The Oh Duo and Their Victim".
deerlu: And I'm expectedly the victim...
oohun: That sounds pretty cool, actually.
ooha: Indeed! Hohohoho!
deerlu: ._.


BaconByun has created a conversation with Kaicing and MamaRong.
BaconByun: HII!!!
MamaRong: Baekhyun, are you high? ._.
BaconByun: No, I'm low ^^
MamaRong: *facepalms*
Kaicing: Shall we come up with a group name like the others?
BaconByun: Sure. How about BaeKaiRong?
MamaRong: You sure are a bae, Baekhyun...
BaconByun: Well, thank you. I know that too ^^
Kaicing: Doesn't Chorong-noona mean that by an insult when she says you're a baby, hyung? ._.
BaconByun: Nah, she's complimenting me by saying I have a baby face ^^
Kaicing: I am amazed by your positivity, hyung ._.
MamaRong: *coughs* Positivity. *coughs*
BaconByun: Are you okay, noona? Need some cough medicine?
MamaRong: No thanks, my cough can be cured as soon as you go away.
Kaicing: Direct and straightforward ^^
BaconByun: Well, that sure doesn't hurt.
MamaRong: Victory for the Rong faction ^^
Kaicing: Hi-5 noona!
BaconByun: Yah! We're supposed to be a team with no factions ._. And even if there are, you should stand by my side, Kai.
Kaicing: Sorry hyung, but you're the most likely faction to lose.
MamaRong: Direct and straightforward. As expected from my disciple.
BaconByun: Hey! I'll show you two that Byun Baekhyun will be the winner at the end of the day!
Kaicing: Sure. Sarcasm intended.
MamaRong: Baekhyun-ah, want some bacon?
BaconByun: No thanks. I have enough bacon, which is the best of the world ^^
Kaicing: The last sentence is an overestimation.
MamaRong: ^
BaconByun: Kai, remember about your underwear issue the last time?
MamaRong: ...Underwear?
Kaicing: Baekhyun-hyung... don't you say it ._.
BaconByun: It's too late for regrets, Kim Kai.
Kaicing: ...Yah! I'll get you later for sure!
Kaicing goes offline.
MamaRong: ...What underwear?
BaconByun: Nothing that you have to worry about ^^
MamaRong: ._.


xinqnicorn has created a conversation with taozi and jijivirus.
xinqnicorn: Unicorn cross!
jijivirus: Hohoho, a fellow Running Man addict ^^
taozi: I love RM too! But actually, panda cross is better.
xinqnicorn: Say what? Unicorns can fly!
jijivirus: ...Not this whole stuff again ._.
taozi: Anyway, guys, who wants to volunteer to buy me gucci?
xinqnicorn: ...
jijivirus: Isn't Kris-oppa your personal gucci buyer?
taozi: Well, he's kinda angry at me now for poking Ace on the head. So I need someone else to replace him ^^
xinqnicorn: Unicorns ate my wallet.
jijivirus: My wallet is already empty thanks to a certain gorilla, and I don't need holes on it.
taozi: ._. But gucci...
jijivirus: You have a wardrobe of gucci. I think even us A Pink girls have to lose to you when it comes to fashion...
xinqnicorn: Tao, consider opening a bag shop with those gucci bags. Pretty sure you can earn big bucks.
taozi: No way I'm selling my gucci! ._.
jijivirus: ...So you're going to carry those gucci bags until you turn 80 years old?
taozi: Precisely! My loyalty never fazes despite the difficulties!
xinqnicorn: Loyalty towards bags... okay...
jijivirus: You're actually kinda the same with your unicorns, Lay-oppa.
xinqnicorn: That's because UNICORNS ARE LOVE, UNICORNS ARE LIFE. Maybe I should hold a campaign for unicorns soon enough, to spread the unicorns love!
taozi: See, I'm not the only crazy one ^^
jijivirus: ...You just admitted that you're crazy.
taozi: But everyone is crazy in some way ._. So in comparison, I don't seem so crazy.
xinqnicorn: But still crazy.
taozi: Well... 
jijivirus: Regardless, you two, please stop your obsessions with random things.
xinqnicorn: Excuse you, unicorns aren't random ._.
taozi: Neither is pandas or gucci!
jijivirus: Sigh...


Francesca has created a conversation with Xiubaozi.
Francesca: Holaa!
Xiubaozi: Yokyung~
Francesca: Guess what? I've discovered a top secret.
Xiubaozi: Well, tell that secret to this reliable baozi ^^
Francesca: Actually... taozi rhymes with baozi! You and Tao-oppa can be brothers ^^
Xiubaozi: ...You must be trolling me, Yookyung ._. How is that a secret?
Francesca: Well, nobody has mentioned it before.
Xiubaozi: ... *facepalms*
Francesca: Never mind that. Since we are a team, we should create chemistry!
Xiubaozi: Ew, I hate chemistry.
Francesca: Neither do I, but I don't mean chemistry in its science form.
Xiubaozi: Well, the other chemistry can't be created.
Francesca: Nevertheless, we should bond. Hey, do you like food?
Xiubaozi: I don't think anyone doesn't. But well, yes I do. ESPECIALLY BAOZIS!
Francesca: I'm not surprised. I like baozis too ^^ They look chubby and round and cute.
Xiubaozi: BAOZISSS!!!
Francesca: ...Okay, please chill for a while.
Xiubaozi: I'm quite chill, all right.
Francesca: Right... Shouting 'BAOZISSS!!!' is pretty chill. ._.
Xiubaozi: ^^'' I'm just giving an idea for the group name.
Francesca: That actually isn't a bad idea. How about Baozi Fanclub?
Xiubaozi: Yes! That would be the perfect group name for us ^^
Francesca: More like for you ^^
Xiubaozi: Hohohoho~

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A/N: Another late update (much apologies) T_T It has been veeery~ busy for me lately. On an additional and unfortunate note, EXOPINK's Haven will be ending soon (perhaps before 40 chapters) since I feel like the quality of every chapter is dropping along with the speed. However, if I do have time and inspiration in the future, I will be writing some bonus chapters ^^ In the meantime, enjoy all the fun EXOPINK's fluff!
KrisCheNa, SuMi, LuSeYoung, KaiBaekRong, ChanKyungJoo, LayTaoJi, XiuKyung

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Ydvvfjkch #1
Chapter 36: Exopink ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
nurulsolehah_9909 #2
Chapter 36: Update juseyo
7missbeauty7 #3
Chapter 35: make baekmi
bettyrich
#4
I loved your classy and cool jokes, authornim lol
And I'm so glad that you will not end this story soon *fiuh*
And I already joined the vote. ChenJi for sure!!! Yeaahhh!!
Andin0797
#5
Chapter 34: Pls make more kaieun or yeolna interaction authornim > < i just read ur fanfic now and damn its so georgeous!! I love reading kaieun scene
bettyrich
#6
Chapter 34: Ahhh finally an update!!! I miss you so bad, authornim <3
Yes yes yes finally KaiJi moments ^^
PrincessCutieKiko
#7
Yes!An update before i even finish reading it...thnx author-nim.when i get writer's block,i'll read your ff,it's so hilarious :3
bettyrich
#8
Chapter 33: Unicorns ate my wallet
Lol lol Lay is way too cute <3
Oohhh so sad :'( why you had to make it to an end *sobbed
I love this story so much, and it's quite fun tho T,T
Bookworm01
#9
Chapter 32: What is Bomi's present to Suho? It doesn't show. There's also a bit of a repetition with the lines exchanged between Sehun and Bomi before Bomi gave her gift to Suho. *^* THANK YOU SO MUCH! Good ni- *falls on the floor asleep* *snores*