SPECIAL #5: ChanJoo & BaekJi

EXOPINK's Haven ~Chatroom 01~ (revamping indefinitely)

MamaRong has started a conversation with kimchijoo.
MamaRong: NAMJOO-YAH!! ^^
kimchijoo: Chorong-unnie? Why are you so hyper today?
MamaRong: Huh? Oh, that's because I ate some hyper pill.
kimchijoo: Hyper pill?...
MamaRong: Yeah. Anyway, what's up Namjoo-yah?
kimchijoo: Nothing. I'm just eating food as usual o/
MamaRong: What food? *^*
kimchijoo: Well, there's this really awesome bulgogi restaurant...
MamaRong: REALLY? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME NAMJOO-YAH? T_T
kimchijoo: Unnie, I thought you said you wanted to diet the last time.
MamaRong: Oh, I changed my mind ^^ Dieting is unhealthy, y'know?
kimchijoo: See? I told you before. You finally changed your unhealthy mindset ^^
MamaRong: I have no idea why I thought of dieting! Anyway... I just want to ask you a question. What do you think of Chanyeol?
kimchijoo: ...Uh what? ._.
MamaRong: Chanyeol is a really nice guy, isn't he?
kimchijoo: Yeah. Why do you ask, unnie?
MamaRong: Well, I was being curious. ^^ Besides, I need a brother-in-law~
kimchijoo: Didn't you object to EXOPINK shippings with the exception of SuRong before, unnie? *^*
MamaRong: I realize that I was being stupid for objecting to such beautiful couples. It's time I get some grandchildren anyway!!
kimchijoo: Okay...
MamaRong: So...
MamaRong: PAKKK CHANYEOLL!!
kimchijoo: Unnie?
MamaRong: Ignore the message just now ^^
MamaRong: YAHHH!!! WHY ARE YOU ON MY ACCOUNT?
MamaRong: Seems like there's a hacker...
MamaRong: HACKER? I'M THE REAL CHORONG!
MamaRong: No, I am!
MamaRong: NO, I AM!
kimchijoo: ...
MamaRong: Namjoo-yah, don't believe whatever this derp has to say!
MamaRong: EXCUSE ME???
MamaRong: Just wait till I come back, you'll get it from me!
kimchijoo: Chanyeol-oppa, why were you on Chorong-unnie's account? Not only that, you're asking me questions about yourself? 
MamaRong: It's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!
MamaRong: Yeah right, you hacking onto my account is a misunderstanding...
MamaRong: I can't hack, Chorong-noona ._. Suho-hyung is the one that gave me your password.
MamaRong: YAH! THAT KIM SUHOO!!
MamaRong: ...Phew ^^
kimchijoo: I never knew you were so thick-skinned, Chanyeol-oppa ^^
MamaRong: ...Is that a compliment? ._.
kimchijoo: Well, it depends on how you read into it ^^
MamaRong: So what do you think? Am I a nice person?
kimchijoo: After this, I don't think so.
MamaRong: Hey! People slip up at times, you know!
kimchijoo: This is sure a big slip up then.
MamaRong: ._.
kimchijoo: ...Okay, fine. If you treat me to food, then maybe I'll agree that you're a nice person. ^^
MamaRong: What am I expecting? ._. Aight! What do you want? I'll just cry for my wallet T_T
kimchijoo: I'm classic shikshin Kim Namjoo B| Well, we can go to the bulgogi restaurant.
MamaRong: Wait, is this a date?
kimchijoo: You can say that.
MamaRong: Wait... in future if we are to go on dates again, will it be food places again?
kimchijoo: Probably.
MamaRong: But but but! Don't you want to go to the amusement park? Or the movie theatre? Or something?
kimchijoo: Well, I sleep in movie theatres so it's a waste of money either way.
MamaRong: You can sleep on my shoulder ^^
kimchijoo: Sure, but just a warning: I drool ^^
MamaRong: ...Well, I can just let D.O. wash my clothes later ^^
kimchijoo: By the way, Chanyeol-oppa, I think you can log off Chorong-unnie's account now.
MamaRong: I changed my password.
kimchijoo: Hello, unnie.
MamaRong: That stupid Kim Suho and Park Chanyeol. I'll watch out for both of them!!!


happyeol has started a conversation with kimchijoo.
happyeol: I was kicked out T_T
kimchijoo: I think the more important thing than that is what Chorong-unnie will do, oppa. Bulgogi may very well become your last dish.
happyeol: She can't do anything to me, I have Suho-hyung as my shield ^^
kimchijoo: I don't even know what to say at this point of time...
happyeol: Then don't say anything ^^ Right, so we'll have the bulgogi date as promised~
kimchijoo: Okay, but in one condition.
happyeol: What?
kimchijoo: Don't hack into other people's accounts again ^^
happyeol: It's not hacking! ._.
kimchijoo: Whatever you say... Just don't go into other people's accounts again. Or else...
happyeol: Or else...?
kimchijoo: Something you don't want to know will happen ^^
happyeol: ._.
kimchijoo: Yes? Or sure?
happyeol: I don't have a choice, do I?
kimchijoo: You have. You can either say yes or sure.
happyeol: Yes then...
kimchijoo: Good ^^
happyeol: T_T



BaconByun has started a conversation with happyeol.
BaconByun: Yo Yeol!
happyeol: You're finally baek! I was wondering where you were sleeping at in these five hours.
BaconByun: I wasn't sleeping, you idiot ._. I was attending a wedding.
happyeol: You sure? You're not giving an excuse, aren't you? I know your tricky ways!
BaconByun: Yah! You should believe this honest person here! If not, ask Suho-hyung. 
happyeol: Hmph, fine. How fortunate someone is to be able to skip training and eat some awesome food.
BaconByun: I know you're jelly, Yeol ^^
happyeol: As if! Regardless, whose wedding are you attending?
BaconByun: My cousin's. Ah, after attending the wedding, I wonder how it feels like being the groom...
happyeol: You'll never get married, Baekhyun. Stop dreaming.
BaconByun: Yah! Neither will you, stupid derpy Yeol!
happyeol: I have someone. You know, Namjoo. We're even having a date soon! HEHEHEHE~
BaconByun: Don't need to flaunt about your stupid date. I have one too! With... eh...
happyeol: I know! With Baekhyun! HAHAHAHA!
BaconByun: Yah! No, I really have a date. With Eunji, you idiot!
happyeol: Seriously? With Eunji? JUNG EUNJI???
BaconByun: Of course! I'm awesome.
happyeol: Pfft, I know you're lying Bacon...
BaconByun: Yah, I'm not! If you don't believe me, you can go ahead and ask Eunji.
happyeol: Hmm, really? I shall do so then~
BaconByun: Huh?
happyeol: You said it. I should ask her.
BaconByun: ._. Fine then, go ahead!


BaconByun has started a conversation with jijivirus.
BaconByun: Eunjiii! Help me!
jijivirus: Elaborate.
BaconByun: Well... I kinda told Chanyeol that we're having a date...
jijivirus: Okay.
jijivirus: WAIT WHAT???????
BaconByun: I know, kill me later. Right now, I just want you to tell him that we will be having a date.
jijivirus: Byun Baekhyun, are you crazy? ._.
BaconByun: PLEASEEE EUNJI. I'll do anything you want. This concerns of a man's pride!
jijivirus: What a man you are then. Fine, you owe me once.
BaconByun: Yess! Thanks Eunji!
jijivirus: Okay, I told him that.
BaconByun: YESSSS!
jijivirus: But... you shall now become my servant.
BaconByun: ...What? T_T But Eunji...
jijivirus: You said you'd do whatever I want you to do ^^
BaconByun: Isn't that too much though? T_T Do you expect me to run and get you water or something like that?
jijivirus: Nah, that's too boring ._. There should be some spice in the errands I ask you to do, don't you think? ^^
BaconByun: T_T But...
jijivirus: I can always tell Chanyeol-oppa otherwise ^^
BaconByun: ...You're evil, Jung Eunji...
jijivirus: Good for you to know ^^ 
BaconByun: Fine. But, we have to go on a real date.
jijivirus: What? ._.
BaconByun: Because Chanyeol has asked me when our date is. And knowing him, he'll probably stalk me so I can't go elsewhere.
jijivirus: ._. Yah! Are you sure you're not making an excuse to be with me?
BaconByun: Don't be too conceited Jung Eunji. You aren't my type ^^
jijivirus: Good, because it's the same for me. Okay, let's go on a date and be done as soon as possible.
BaconByun: I'd be VERY happy if that happens, yes!
jijivirus: Wow, such emphasis on the 'very'.
BaconByun: Why? Does it bother you that much? ^^
jijivirus: Don't be conceited, Byun Baekhyun. Your presence is invisible to me.
BaconByun: MUCH HURTTTT.
jijivirus: Much sarcasm ._.
BaconByun: You should stop playing hard to get, Eunji-yah.
jijivirus: Uh, what? ._.
BaconByun: I know what you're thinking. I know it all.
jijivirus: Right, I didn't know you can read my mind. Stop blabbering nonsense, Byun Baekhyun.
BaconByun: Where's your manners?? It should be Baekhyun-oppa.
jijivirus: More like Baekon ahjussi.
BaconByun: Yah! You're Ewji ahjumma then!
jijivirus: As expected, a childish nickname coming from a childish guy ._.
BaconByun: You're no better than me ._. 
jijivirus: Rightt, Baekon ahjussi.
BaconByun: I'll baeKO you! You'll see soon enough, Ewji ahjumma. ._.
jijivirus: Fabji will be waiting for Baekfail, don't worry ^^
BaconByun: One will only know at the end of time, Ewji ahjumma ^^
BaconByun goes offline.
jijivirus: ...._.
jijivirus: What about our "date"?
jijivirus: Hey, Baekon ahjussi!!

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A/N: The special chapters are finally over ^^ The chapters after this will revert back to the original format. Hoped you have enjoyed the specials so far, peeps~

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Ydvvfjkch #1
Chapter 36: Exopink ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
nurulsolehah_9909 #2
Chapter 36: Update juseyo
7missbeauty7 #3
Chapter 35: make baekmi
bettyrich
#4
I loved your classy and cool jokes, authornim lol
And I'm so glad that you will not end this story soon *fiuh*
And I already joined the vote. ChenJi for sure!!! Yeaahhh!!
Andin0797
#5
Chapter 34: Pls make more kaieun or yeolna interaction authornim > < i just read ur fanfic now and damn its so georgeous!! I love reading kaieun scene
bettyrich
#6
Chapter 34: Ahhh finally an update!!! I miss you so bad, authornim <3
Yes yes yes finally KaiJi moments ^^
PrincessCutieKiko
#7
Yes!An update before i even finish reading it...thnx author-nim.when i get writer's block,i'll read your ff,it's so hilarious :3
bettyrich
#8
Chapter 33: Unicorns ate my wallet
Lol lol Lay is way too cute <3
Oohhh so sad :'( why you had to make it to an end *sobbed
I love this story so much, and it's quite fun tho T,T
Bookworm01
#9
Chapter 32: What is Bomi's present to Suho? It doesn't show. There's also a bit of a repetition with the lines exchanged between Sehun and Bomi before Bomi gave her gift to Suho. *^* THANK YOU SO MUCH! Good ni- *falls on the floor asleep* *snores*