1 9 ♡  e x o p i n k  n e w s

I demand yaja time
happyeol has named the conversation "EXOPINK News Flash!".
happyeol: Hello fellow viewers! I am Reporter Park Chanyeol, the ultimate happy virus that has been dominating the world since 1992.
kimchijoo: I am Reporter Kim Namjoo, the prettiest shikshin that you'll meet in your life. Welcome to EXOPINK News!
sumyun: Chanyeol-ah, Namjoo-yah, are you two really going to do this in a chatroom?
kimchijoo: Yes! It has been my wish to become a reporter.
jijivirus: But you have a lot of wishes, Namjoo-yah. And I'm the original happy virus, Park Chanyeol.
happyeol: Please address me as Reporter Park, Eunji-ssi. Having a lot of wishes is a good thing ^^
kimchijoo: Yes! Precisely!
happyeol: And now, we will be interviewing the latest trendy man that goes by the name of Wu Kris. He, is the one who has been renowned for his catchphrase "Chicken is Not My Style". He has also been added into the Chicken Lovers list.
kimchijoo: WE CHICKEN LOVERS SHOULD FORM A CLUB!!
MamaRong: Chicken is divine. I've never understood how Kris-oppa can resist the temptation for twenty over years.
Laxyris: That's an admirable quality of mine. And I don't take interviews from random people, sorry.
happyeol: Kris-ssi! We aren't random; I am your dongsaeng! Your belooved dongsaeng!
Laxyris: ._. Fine fine fine troublesome dongsaeng. What is it about?
kimchijoo: Is it true that you will be competing with the current chicken mania, Kim Kai, for the chicken mania title?
oohun: But I am the chicken mania ._.
Kaicing: That didn't count because you dumped all the chicken into D.O.-hyung's plate ^^ And nobody can beat me when it comes to eating chicken ^^
deerlu: I nearly did! I got the title "Chicken".
trolldae: Maybe you can become Chicken Luhan, Luhan-hyung ^^
MamaRong: Woah, Luhan-oppa can eat chicken well?
deerlu: Yep, I can. Aren't I admirable Chorong-ah?
BaconByun: Am I the only one that doesn't get what's so admirable about chicken?
MamaRong: CHICKEN IS DIVINE!!
deerlu: CHICKEN IS DIVINE!!
Francesca: Woow! Was that preplanned? Or is ChoHan's chemistry that good?
MamaRong: Maybe it's because Luhan-oppa is smart to know that chicken is divine.
deerlu: Yeah. I'm smart.
taozi: ^ Those two are very suspicious... 
Laxyris: Hey! I'm supposed to answer the question ._. Ahem, it is true that I will compete with Kai. I have practised my chicken eating skills for months and I am very confident to win.
Kaicing: Hyung! You're talking about an experienced chicken eater that has been present for twenty years!
Laxyris: Whatever. I will win the chicken mania position someday!
kimchijoo: ...Well, that's the end of the interview and ChoHan's adorable moments. Ahhhh, ChoHan is the best!!!
happyeol: Since Namjoo is out fangirling somewhere, I will now interview the next person. This person is none other than SHINee Taemin's wife Son Naeun!
Kaicing: Taemin's wife?! Yah, they're divorced already!
satansoo: Chill Kai, stop hitting me just because you're jealous ._. What about the saying best friends before wifeys?
rillabbom: HAHAHAHA!! Punching bag Do Kyungsoo~ And it's sisters before misters dummy.
satansoo: I don't think you have the right to say that ._.
rillabbom: I have the right as I'm a taekwondo master~
satansoo: You're not a taekwondo master, Yoon Bomi. Don't forget that I am the powerful satan.
Xiubaozi: D.O.-yah, you aren't that powerful ._. You're only intelligent.
satansoo: Intelligence is a form of power!
rillabbom: I will win just by using my physical strength!
ManyeoNa: So... what now?
kimchijoo: Oh right! According to A Pink's Kim Namjoo, Oh Hayoung and Yoon Bomi, you have a slight crush on your husband's best friend, Kim Kai. Is that true?
ooha: It was just a jealousy plot before, but it may be really true ^^
xinqnicorn: But Namjoo-yah, aren't you Kim Namjoo yourself? You can just say 'I'.
kimchijoo: This is Reporter Kim, not A Pink's Namjoo.
xinqnicorn: ...How professional ._.
ManyeoNa: Well, they said that but...
Kaicing: BUT?!?!?!
oohun: Kai-hyung is hyperventilating...
sumyun: Get a grip of yourself Kai, you're supposed to act like a bad boy!
Kaicing: Oh right, bad boy. Aha, I don't really care about what Naeun thinks about me...
trolldae: *facepalm* That's so obvious dude!
oohun: ...I can't believe that this idiot is my hyung...
ManyeoNa: Then, is it all right if I say no? ^^
Xiubaozi: Kai is rejected. Goodbye~
taozi: She said 'if', so there may be a chance!!
jijivirus: CAN Y'ALL GET OVER IT? ._.
Francesca: Ji-unnie's rage ^^''
Kaicing: Well... yes... no... maybe?
ManyeoNa: Hmm, I'll reply the question with a maybe then ^^
BaconByun: Kai is trolled~~~
Francesca: Good job Naeun! ^^
happyeol: Yes, what a fabulous answer that is Naeun-ssi! Let's hope Kai-ssi doesn't break down and start crying a river of tears...
Kaicing: OMONA~~ T_T
happyeol: The last person we will interview is A Pink's maknae Oh Hayoung!
ooha: My moment is here! 
happyeol: So Hayoung-ssi, you perform unexpectedly well when it comes to y dances. Exactly what is your secret?
ooha: Well, I have Lay-oppa as my mentor. That's my secret ^^
oohun: WAIT WHAT????
sumyun: You were betrayed, maknae.
xinqnicorn: That's revenge on you for stealing my pocket money ^^
ooha: And revenge on you for not teaching me for free ^^
oohun: At least I still have bubble tea ^^
happyeol: ...What a twist of events.
kimchijoo: And so, that concludes EXOPINK News for today. Stay tuned for our next episode!
BaconByun: There's another episode?
jijivirus: *yawn*

author notes:  ♡ SuYoung, ChanJoo, LuKyung, KaiEun, LayJi, KyungMi, BaekRong ♡ Basically our dorky EXOPINK being their usual selves. Some first impressions are based on my own ones *^*

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A/N: NOTE: The TaeKaiEun bit isn't meant to offend anyone.
Hoped you've enjoyed this chapter~
Here are some KyungMi, LaYoung, SeYoung, ChanJoo, ChoHan, KaiEun moments!