0 2 ♡  y o o n r i l l a ' s  a r r i v a l

Is anyone alive?
rillabbom: YOONRILLA IS HEREEEEEEEEEEE
Kaicing: Uh... what happened to Bomi-noona?
jijivirus: WHO FED HER SUGAR?
ManyeoNa: ...I did. She looked so depressed just now so I gave her a bit of chocolate.
happyeol: I want chocolate too! Give me some, Naeun! ^__^
ManyeoNa: *gives you virtual chocolate* Here you go Yeol-oppa ^..^
happyeol: You are the best, Naeun <3
jijivirus: This is no joke, no joke at all... Naeun has just fallen into the trap of the Yoonrilla and the Yoonrilla will destroy the world!
oohun: Destroy? But... I still want to live...
trolldae: Don't listen to Eunji! She has been reading too many adventure novels lately.
sumyun: Reading is good. But how do you know that, Chen?
trolldae: ...I just know.
kimchijoo: AWWW, CHENJI <333
Francesca: It's not the time, Namjoo-yah! What Eunji-unnie said is 100% true!
xinqnicorn: Wait, so Bomi will really destroy the world?
Francesca: Well, not really, but the world will be largely impacted. Seriously. I'm a witness.
happyeol: Why does this sound like some extremely cliche movie?
Laxyris: ...Why am I even here again?
MamaRong: Because you're our leader.
Laxyris: When was I the leader of this mess? Weren't you the leader at the first place, Park Chorong?
MamaRong: No, it's going to be you from now on, Kris-oppa ^^ You're going to have to lead us out of this.
Laxyris: ...I hate you, Park Chorong. You aren't pushing me into this.
MamaRong: Too bad~
rillabbom: ALL OF YOU WILL HAIL ME AS THE QUEEN.
Francesca: Bomi-unnie keeps on talking about being the queen...
BaconByun: I shall be the king then!
Xiubaozi: What happened? Did Baekhyun actually confess?
deerlu: To summarise... Bomi suddenly went crazy because Naeun fed her sugar, and she is still crazy. She wants to be a crazy queen and Baekhyun wants to be her crazy king.
taozi: Ge, teach me how to summarize as perfectly as you!
deerlu: Of course! ^_^
Xiubaozi: Kids these days... I've given up all hope in humanity
BaconByun: Wait wait wait, don't twist my words like that! I didn't say I like Yoon Bomi...
kimchijoo: BUT YOU STILL IMPLIED IT. BAEKMI <33
Kaicing: Namjoo is like the shipping shikshin...
ooha: How about a shipshin?
Kaicing: Brilliant. At this rate, both of us can be nickname masters :)
ooha: There can only be one nickname master, and that is me. Just go and be your dancing machine, Kai-oppa eue
Kaicing: Don't be pushy, missy >_>
ooha: ... ene
Kaicing: Okay, fine. Stop making that erted expression.
ooha: It's not a erted expression! ene
Kaicing: It is! Look at that 'e'... it is like the eye is partially closed and sneaky. Aish, whatever! Just stop doing that. :)
ooha: Aish, whatever! ene
Kaicing: ...YOU AREN'T LISTENING TO ME ._.
oohun: Aish, nobody cares, Kai. So shut up. I'm trying to have my peace and silence over here.
Kaicing: Oh Sehun, are you telling me to shut up...?
rillabbom: Quieten down, peasants. There will be no king because my presence is already enough. So go away Baekhyun.
Xiubaozi: The last sentence is the wisest thing I've heard Bomi said.
Laxyris: You cannot hear her, this is a chatroom bro.
sumyun: Stop nitpicking at other people bro.
Laxyris: Fine bro.
xinqnicorn: You all are weird bros.
taozi: Lay-ge, you are a weird bro too. Don't try to hide your weirdness.
satansoo: Everybody is weird except for me.
trolldae: And me. I'm just 2cool4allofu, not weird.
kimchijoo: We aren't weird, we are just fabulous.
xinqnicorn: ^ We should form a fabulous club together.
kimchijoo: Fabulous idea, Lay-oppa! You'll be the vice-president!
xinqnicorn: Shouldn't I be the president since I proposed it? .-.
kimchijoo: No, I'll be the president because I'm awesome.
xinqnicorn: .-. I'm awesome too.
kimchijoo: I'm more awesome than you.
BaconByun: THAT'S NOT THE POINT! The point is my heart is broken by Yoon Bomi...
sumyun: Stop being melodramatic, Baekhyun. Aren't you a man?
taozi: When is Baekhyun-hyung ever a man, Suho-hyung?
satansoo: The day when Baekhyun-hyung becomes a man is the day when pigs fly.
rillabbom has named the conversation "PIG KINGDOM: QUEEN YOON BOMI".
oohun: ...What?
taozi: PIGS?
rillabbom: IN COURTESY TO THE AWESOME SATAN DO KYUNGSOO
satansoo: ...Don't drag me in this. I'm innocent.
MamaRong: PIG KINGDOM? Wait, you're referring to me as a PIG?
Xiubaozi: She referred to all of us as pigs, Chorong...
MamaRong: FINE THEN! JUST YOU WAIT, YOON BOMI. I'LL SHOW YOU THE POWER OF A PIG!
MamaRong has logged off.
rillabbom: WAIT WHAT- NOOOO UNNIE! I MEAN I LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU'RE A PIG- WHAT
rillabbom has logged off.
BaconByun has named the conversation "PIG KINGDOM: KING & QUEEN BYUN BAEKHYUN & BYUN BOMI".
happyeol: What are you doing, Baekhyun?
BaconByun: I'm just doing something very normal, yeah.
happyeol: Normal people don't have to say that they're normal.
BaconByun: Shush Yeol! Do your man a favour here!
happyeol: .__.
taozi: But Chorong-noona sure is scary.
Francesca: But Chorong-unnie is nice when she wants to be ^^
jijivirus: Yeah... 'when she wants to be'.
trolldae: Eunji, promise me that you won't be as scary as Chorong-noona o u o
jijivirus: Sorry, but no guarantees ^ ^
trolldae: ...
sumyun: Nobody reacts like that to me :( I should ask Chorong how she does it in the future...
Francesca: Why? Being nice is a good thing.
sumyun: Being nice means I become a pushover.
Francesca: That's not because you're nice. That's because you have no backbone, Suho-oppa.
sumyun: ...Why must you be so straightforward, Yookyung? :(
satansoo: Yookyung is right though. Besides, no matter what you do, Suho-hyung, you will never get us to react like the way Bomi does.
Laxyris: Only I can do that.
oohun: ...Sureee, Kris-hyung. Keep fantasising in your dreams.
ooha: Wait... Baekhyun-oppa and Bomi-unnie are together? ouo
taozi: No. It's just Baekhyun-hyung's fantasy.
ooha: Fantasy with pigs?
BaconByun: Oink!

author notes:  ♡ KaiYoung, LayJoo, SuKyung, ChanEun, ChenJi, BaekMi, KrisRong ♡ This chapter always cracks me up for some reason. It's fun coming back to it again. ^^ Hope all of you have enjoyed this chapter!