Chapter 17: Laughter? Slaughter!

 

 

 

Hana

I went to my room after that baby boy kissed me.

What the hell is wrong with that person?!

He should’ve just told me to shut up- not ing kissed me!

Well, when I think about it now- I’m angered once again.

My tears had dried up when I stomped my feet to my new room.

That little ing took my first kiss.

But his lips were soft...

HOLY FUDGE.

WTF DID I JUST THINK?!

Unconsciously, I blushed.

Ugh.

I couldn’t believe that I was thinking about his stupid soft lips when I should be slaughtering him.

I think it’s best if I just sleep- so I could drift my mind from those murderous thoughts.

However, my attempts were complete waste.

It was only minutes- or maybe hours, idk- but I couldn’t sleep.

Whenever I closed my eyes, the that happened earlier was invading my brain.

The scene kept on replaying in my head.

Oh boy.

I will ing kill that brat.

Another torturing minutes passed, and I was finally able to sleep.

But of course, I wouldn’t tell you this if I really did sleep.

There were some noises...

What the ?

Don’t tell me those filthy cousins are here...

Or it could be something else...

Oh God.

I hate them all- including my inhuman hearing.

I’d like my human ears back, thank you.

I heard it again!

I was scared to death.

I quickly got off my bed and came out of my room to check who was there.

Luckily, I saw no one.

Phew.

I was ready to go back to my room when I heard the voice again.

Quickly turning towards the door of the room next to me, I was ready to knock it.

I didn’t care a whether it was the deer or giraffe or baby boy or chicken or sleeping beauty- I just love my dear life and don’t want to be kidnapped or worse; killed.

The voice resonated again.

This time, it was clearer.

Someone was chanting the same sentence over and over again.

“Oh God, I’m so handsome... More handsome than all my brothers... Guys are jealous of me, and girls swoon over me...”

...

O~kay.

That is nowhere near dangerous.

It came from one of the rooms in this hallway- some rooms away from me.

I wonder whose room it is.

The mysterious Prince repeated his words again- and that’s cue for me to laugh maniacally.

To the point that I didn’t notice the other Princes had come out except for one.

They looked at me as if I was insane.

Well, I was.

I mean- who wouldn’t? I was laughing like a retard on the floor. RLAB baby.

“Has she gone mad?” that baby boy commented.

I stopped laughing and almost killed him with my laser glares.

“You do know that I hate you, right?” I flared.

“Whatever,” he muttered as he rolled his eyes.

Now- to check our mysterious arrogant jerk.

Stupid baby boy- check.

Frosty steam bun- check.

Healing unicorn- check.

Cute but scary panda- check.

Eyeliner obsessed sleeping beauty- check.

Overreacting fire bender- check.

Okay.

Six down, six five more to go.

Featherless dark skinned chicken- check.

Kitchen and cooking maniac owl- check.

Always sleepy camel- check.

Hmm...

Three two more to go...

Angel faced devil- check.

Last one...

The pretty deer.

 

 

 

 

 

That only left me with the faced blonde lizard.

HOLY -

“PFFTTTT-”

My idiotic laugh began again.

OMG.

A self-obsessed giraffe.

“Would you mind telling us why you’re laughing like a retard?” the dark skinned chicken snapped.

I eyed him from head to toe and scoffed.

He raised a brow at me.

“At least I’m not scared of horror movies and yell at the movie for not doing something idiot,” I retorted back.

He just rolled his eyes at me.

“By the way, you didn’t tell me that one of you has a habit of sleep talking,” I revealed and they looked at me confusedly.

Wait...

Don’t tell me they don’t know that.

“What are you talking about?” Suho asked.

“SSHHH- listen,” I shushed and they quieted down.

That overgrown guy talked again- and all ears were listening.

I looked back- and found two people missing.

The two babies.

They were rolling on the floor while laughing.

“See?” and I began laughing too.

“Wait! I have an idea!” Chen exclaimed.

He dashed to his room and came back not a second later.

On his hands was a camera.

OHOHOHO.

I know what this camel is thinking.

The same camera that I used to record the stupid chicken- if only he knew that.

He was about to move when I stopped him.

“Let me do it, I really want to stain his room,” I took the camera.

We all went inside and were recording the scene peacefully- when this certain beauty decided to disturb the sleeping dragon.

He laughed loudly, and the giraffe woke up immediately.

I turned around to glare at guyliner-

...

them all.

...

They ing left me in the dragon’s den.

Kris woke up, and I was about to make a run with my amazing speed- when the jerk grabbed my wrist.

Dang.

He’s way faster than me.

He yanked me down on his bed, making me landed flat on his chest.

He eyed me warily.

“What are you doing here?” he demanded.

“I... I was here to make sure...t-that there’s no one,”  I lied.

Great.

That’s really stupid.

Better not tell him about the video.

“Oh,” was all he said.

“I wasn’t here alone,” I finally blurted out.

He looked at me with disbelieve.

Oh come on.

I’m telling the truth.

Can’t he smell them-

...

...

That’s it.

When I got out of here alive, I’ll kill them all.

No exception.

Period.

...

HOW THE DO THEY HIDE THEIR SCENTS?!

“Really?” the giant stopped my train of thoughts.

“I must be having a flu then, because there’s only your scent that I smell here,” he retorted.

Ugh.

I’m ing telling the truth.

I gritted my teeth.

I was about to snap back when I noticed our position.

Oh.

My.

Jesus.

I pulled away from him- but he pulled me back.

WHAT THE ?!

 

Kris

I woke up from my deep slumber because of someone’s laugh...

Assuming that it was my cousins, I opened my eyes quickly- just in time when someone was ready to dash out of my room.

I immediately grabbed the hand and pulled that person down.

...

DAFUQ?!

What is this newbie doing in my room?!

I asked her warily- but she lied to me.

Puh-lease.

I know if she lied to me or not.

Then, she told me that she wasn’t alone.

I was about to believe her.

I meant- the laughter that I heard before was a boy’s laugh- not a girl’s.

But then again- she could just lie.

Because there’s no other scent other than hers and mine in this room.

I gave her a disapproving look.

She opened to retaliate when she widened her eyes all of a sudden.

She pulled away- but I pulled her back.

And in an instance, I knew the reason behind her widened eyes.

Our position.

She gave me a ‘what-the-’ look, but I couldn’t care less about that now.

I wanted to know the reason for her to be in my room.

And knowing that it’s Hana, the reason was never good.

“I told you to stay away from my room, didn’t I?” I growled.

“Which part of this ing sentence that you don’t understand, huh?” I taunted.

She struggled to free herself from my grip.

Sorry, ain’t gonna let that happen.

“Yah you idiot, let me go!” she yelled.

“I’m practically lying on you!”

Instead of doing what she demanded, I smirked and decided to .

“I see~ so you’re here for this, huh?”

She widened her eyes more and struggled again.

Damn.

Just stay still, would you?!

“You know, I believe that you’re lying when you said that Sehun’s your first kiss,” I accused her.

And I really don’t believe what she said.

I mean, look at her- she has everything that a guy ever want.

How come that her lips were ?

Pft- total lie.

She gave me a look that she’s not lying.

But I don’t want to be drowned in those pleading eyes.

I looked down-

...

Hohoho.

That’s a great view.

 

 

 

 

 

Hana

THIS ING STUPID LIZARD.

STOP LOOKING THERE GOD DIMWIT.

On instinct, I quickly covered his eyes with my other hand.

“YAH!” he release the grip on my hand- making me cover his eyes with both of my hands.

“WHAT THE HELL?!” he roared.

“YOU STUPID ERTED GIRAFFE!” I yelled back.

“HOW DARE YOU LOOK THERE?!” his hands were trying to pull mine away from his eyes.

“I’LL KILL YOU AND FEED YOU TO THE LIONS!”

 

 

 

 

 

Kris

...

Really?

I just knew that there’s a species named ‘erted giraffe’.

-_-

I finally managed to pull her hands away.

Unconsciously, I shivered- because she could do anything.

And it’s ing scary, man.

“Psh,” I snorted.

“There’s nothing to see,” I pointed at it while smirking.

Thanks God that this room is soundproof.

She covered my eyes again.

WHAT THE HELL?!

“YAH YOU STUPID NEWBORN! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY EYES!” I yelled.

“Says the self-obsessed giraffe,” she scoffed.

That’s it.

I flipped us around- so I was topping now.

...

Wrong move.

My eyes immediately landed on her exposed neck.

And the blood that rushed through the veins was making me crazy.

I leaned closer to her neck.

The blood lust was blinding me.

I sank my fangs and her blood.

It was very sweet- now I know why Luhan-hyung couldn’t stop that day.

The red colored liquid was delicious.

The next thing I knew, I heard a whimper.

I was brought back from this world because of her whimper.

She limped on my hands, but she was still conscious.

Damn.

I took more blood than Luhan-hyung.

She paled.

“OH MY GOD HANA, PLEASE DON’T CLOSE YOUR EYES,” I shrieked.

 

 

 

 

 

Hana

THIS

ING

BLONDE

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