Chapter 8: Miracles Of Torn Pants.

 

 

 

Luhan

I want to punch Chanyeol in the face, seriously.

His aegyo is not cute at all.

I’m cuter than him, even though I’m older.

I mean- look at my face!

I could whine and aegyo better than that elf, okay?

But I won’t do it.

Not ever to this human.

Because I know, that I’ll have my punishment no matter what.

She said it clearly- Kai is not the only victim.

And my gut says that the other victim is me.

Because of my stupid mouth that doesn’t want to collaborate with my brain.

Ugh.

I wish this certain spot on EXO Planet could swallow me right here and now.

 

 

 

 

 

Kris

The afternoon passed by quickly, and now it was time for dinner.

Fortunately, she didn’t mock and prank us.

But I’m not going to relax for it.

She’ll eventually do it no matter what.

Anyway, Kai didn’t get out of his room after that scene in the dining room.

I was going to say that he might still be angry with her- but he’s not the type to sulk like a girl if he’s upset.

That’s more like the panda, actually.

So I could only conclude that Kai knew what he got himself into.

A deep trouble with the walking disaster.

So, I enter the dining room for our dinner, and the is there.

Geez, can’t someone just send her back to the earth?

I was the first of my brothers to arrive there- and don’t count her colonies.

She’s now making an army to around with us.

I mean, she had corrupted Xiumin-hyung, Chanyeol, and D.O’s minds!

I got a feeling that she’ll recruit more people to go against us Princes of EXO.

Oh, and mom and dad are also there too.

Except my parents though, the four of them... had this evil glints in their eyes.

Weird.

D.O isn’t like this.

Wait, not weird- dangerous is more appropriate word to explain it.

I was still standing in the doorway, squinting my eyes- when Kai bumped into me.

So the dark boy had revealed himself to the world once again.

“What the hell hyung?” he brushed passed me and went inside.

“Why are you standing there, Kris?” Luhan-hyung looked at me weirdly and went inside too.

I’m still suspicious at our so called bride and her colonies, okay?

Something’s not right- especially with that smirks on their faces.

But when they noticed me looking at them, they wiped the smug smile off.

Ugh. Those traitors.

I kept my eyes on them as I walked to my chair.

Then, I sat down.

And the word I could think of when I did that grave mistake was .

 

 

 

 

 

Kai

Tbh, I didn’t come out the whole afternoon because I’m scared.

She’s scary, let me tell you.

And she’s scarier than mom and dad- because my parents are on her side.

I walked to my seat after sending a confused look to Kris-hyung, and he was eyeing my three brothers and the human.

Not just any three brothers- they’re those who were out of her black list.

The four of them sent a smug look at me, and that made me nervous.

Four versus one isn’t fair!

I sat on my seat, and then dinner was served.

Kris-hyung and Luhan-hyung were... uneasy?

I don’t know, maybe they hate tonight’s meal.

Suddenly, I felt wet...down there.

THE HELL?!

I looked on my plate and the table- we don’t have any soup for tonight’s dinner.

And I haven’t drink- so it wasn’t that either.

So what’s making...

...

I immediately shot my head to the four betrayers, and they were stifling their laughter.

I squinted my eyes especially at the steam bun.

I know it’s his doing alright.

That steam bun and Suho-hyung are the only ones who could do things like this.

I wanted to change out of these pants ASAP, but I can’t!

I mean, the others would definitely notice the darker shade of my pants once I stood up.

Ugh.

I will always hate her, until the next life if possible.

No, wait- I hate my mouth.

These lips didn’t want to cooperate with my brain.

Right, my power’s teleportation.

Why didn’t I think about teleporting to my room...

I was about to do that, when I remembered the rules dad had for us.

No one leaves until he leaves.

Cue to an hour of torture...

And now, Chanyeol-hyung just had to help the .

He... burned the chair, without it being actually burned.

Ask him how that’s possible.

And he increased the temperature by the seconds!

This is really the first time I wanted to kill my brother so bad.

 

 

 

 

 

Luhan

my life.

That’s all I had to say for tonight.

Glued to the chair with quick drying glue is not good at all, and dangerous.

Don’t try this at home.

Crappppppppppp.

I prefer to sit on craps.

Oh wait- I still prefer glue.

No, no; that’s wrong.

I WANNA SIT ON A NORMAL CHAIR.

Not the one with... this sticky thing and...

...

Damn, my chair’s burning.

I will kill that yoda.

 

 

 

 

 

Kris

WHY IS THERE GLUE ON MY CHAIR?!

AND IT’S GETTING HOT TOO!

Trust me; I will rip the steam bun’s, the elf’s, and the owl’s heads off when I’m out of this mess.

And don’t forget the too- I will also drink her blood dry.

I immediately glared at the evil group- they were smirking.

But not only at me... Luhan-hyung and Kai’s directions too.

I glanced at them- and I knew right then and there that the three of us were the victims.

The others aren’t- because they’re laughing their asses off.

She’s really serious when she said that Kai’s not the only one...

The chair’s hotness cut my thoughts and changed them.

I want to kill the fire-user now.

It’s getting hot by the seconds- and I was sure that my chair’s hotness was extreme; because that other tower knew that my element is the same as his.

If you go get a Celsius thermometer, I’m sure it’s more than a hundred degrees.

Which meant, more than 212 Fahrenheit; and more than 373 Kelvin-

I’m stopping my knowledge on physics here.

I really wanted to get out of the scene so bad, but my pants were stuck- and there’s dad’s stupid rule.

AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE PANTS THAT THEY’RE DAMAGING.

I swore to God, the headline news for tomorrow’s newspaper will be this; ‘Three Princes of EXO and Their Bride were Killed Mercilessly’.

I will shred them to pieces.

 

 

 

 

 

Chen

I wanted to laugh about this so bad- but I’m going to hold it to my best.

I knew very well that the four of them are the ones who did this- the evilness was evident in their eyes since the very beginning.

But I kept on wondering though, what are they doing to the dragon, deer, and dark boy?

 

 

 

 

 

Lay

Their uneasiness were getting clearer by the second- they’re fidgeting visibly now.

And before I could open my mouth, mom beat me to it.

“What’s wrong with the three of you?” she asked.

Sweats were formed on their heads.

What the...?

It’s not hot here.

And then the giant snickered.

Oh yes, now I knew why they felt hot.

And that the human is behind everything...

Wait- everyone knew by now.

“No-nothing,” the deer stuttered.

“Really?” mom raised a brow.

We wanted to know the pranks this time though- because they’re only fidgeting on their seats.

Suddenly, there was an earthquake- making Kai jumped of his seat-

...

HIS PANTS ARE WET!

We’re all laughing right now- making Kai turned red in embarrassment.

So... D.O’s the one who created the shock to make him jumped.

I gotta say, they planned a good show this dinner.

 

 

 

 

 

Kai

An earthquake shocked me- and I jumped of my seat.

Wrong move.

Everyone in the room immediately laughed like...crazy cave people- because of my pants.

They had ing saw my wet pants.

Ugh.

“You really are a chicken,” she added fuel into the already lit fire.

“You even wetted your pants because you’re afraid of the earthquake,” she chuckled.

How I want to strangle her neck right this second.

“I didn’t wet my pants you-”

“Don’t lie, Kai,” Tao-hyung cut me.

“Your seat was dry when you sat on it.”

“Panda-hyung, shut your mouth.”

He stiffened and the whole room laughed again.

Oh, have I told you that dad also laughed?

No?

Well, I just did.

Dad soon left the room while laughing, and mom immediately turned to the with a serious face.

YES!

Finally, justice for her sons.

Wait- I spoke too soon.

“She completed her dare,” mom smiled and turned to face me.

Whut?

Why are you looking at me?

“I dare you to dare me again,” the human smirked at me.

Dare...?

Oh. I get it.

“I’m going first,” mom left and laughed.

“Luhan-hyung, let’s go,” Sehun stood up.

But the deer didn’t even move from his chair- not a bit.

What’s wrong with him?

From the corner of my eyes, the bride and the traitors were holding their laughter.

Oh-ho.

So Luhan-hyung is also her victim.

Not having any patience, Sehun pulled Luhan-hyung from his chair.

BBRRRTTTTT-

That sounded like... something was torn?

I turned my head to Luhan-hyung, and there was... a hole... on his pants.

“PPFFFTTT-” the rest of the guys and that one devil laughed.

“Oops~” she said oh-not-so-innocently.

Only me, Kris-hyung and Luhan-hyung weren’t laughing.

We’re the victims, so we’re empathizing each other.

“Kris-hyung is glued to the chair too?” Sehun asked, making the dragon and the deer glared at the maknae.

“Hey, I’m just asking,” but he laughed like a retard.

“Hunse. Shut up,” the two old guys were showing their dark side.

We all gulped- the two of them combined were scary.

I could say, it’s the equal with Suho-hyung...or maybe even scarier.

And for the first time, I saw her... being afraid.

I’m fighting with all my might to not hug her and calm her down right now.

Don’t ask me where the urge came from.

It just came like that.

And I ain’t gonna do that- not in a thousand years.

But I hope that Luhan-hyung and Kris-hyung won’t kill her.

 

Hana

Oh. My. GOD!

This deer was getting closer to me!

What the heck does he want?!

I couldn’t help but to step back- this deer is kind of scary now, okay.

“Not so brave now, are we?” he smirked.

Damn. Damn. Damn.

Think of a comeback, Hana!

Aha!

“Who said so?” I smirked back.

“I did,” he whispered on my ear.

. This is getting really scary.

“Luhan-hyung, get back,” the one who almost drink my blood days ago said.

Xiumin told me, his name is Suho.

But Luhan stood still and didn’t move back.

“LUHAN!” this time, Suho shouted- and he didn’t even use the honorifics.

But instead, I was whipped onto the deer’s hands; and I found myself pinned to the wall in his room the next second.

And the view in front of my eyes is freaking .

Luhan’s eyes are red.

And he’s moving closer to my neck.

 

 

 

 

 

Suho

.

This is absolute .

Right before I could pull Luhan-hyung off of her, he had already dashed to his room with the human.

And I know what will happen.

But we were all frozen on the spot- too shock of what just happened.

“Come on, we should stop him!” Xiumin-hyung shouted, getting us out of our trance.

“You know we can’t stop him,” Kris-hyung scoffed- but I could see... the worry in his eyes.

And trust me; it was all plastered on our faces.

I looked at everyone’s faces, and they’re all the same- none of us wanted her to get hurt.

“Dang it. Kai, call mom,” Tao told the teleporter boy.

“Let’s-”

“AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” my words were cut by a blood curling scream.

Without any hesitation, all of us dashed to Luhan-hyung’s room.

We stood frozen at the doorway, color drained of our faces.

 

 

 

 

 

The Queen

My husband and I were lounging in the garden, laughing at Hana’s childishness earlier at dinner.

But our conversation was cut short when Kai appeared before us, looking...worried.

“Wh-”

“AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” I didn’t manage to finish my sentence, when a girl’s scream was heard.

Hana’s.

“Luhan-hyung,” Kai answered before we could even ask.

Wasting no more time, my husband quickly dashed to his room, as Kai took my hand and we teleported to Luhan’s room.

And the scene before my eyes was...horible.

Luhan sat on the floor, looking at us with tears streamed down his face.

Fresh blood was on his lips.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Hana’s body drained of color in his arms.

 

Luhan

This girl had irritated me so much, so I was thinking to scare her.

I brought her to my room, because I know she would feel unsafe because none of her colonies are here.

I pinned her to a wall, and I inched closer to scare her- to make her think that I’m going to her blood.

However, my throat felt dry all of a sudden.

And I didn’t know what happened next- I was blinded by the blood lust.

After what seemed like a long time, I gain control over my body again.

And only then, I realized that sweet-tasted liquid was flowing through my throat.

I quickly pulled back, and the body before me limped.

If I didn’t catch her body, she could’ve fall.

Tears streamed down my face once I saw her body was colorless.

“No, no, no... Hey, wake up...” I tapped her cheeks a few times.

“Wake up, Hana...” this is the first time I called her name.

“Please, wake-”

The door banged open, and there stood my ten brothers.

Not a second later, dad appeared, followed by my mom and Kai.

Shock was written all over their faces, and slowly they’re replaced by anger.

Even my brothers were angry.

And I’m angry too- at myself.

How could I lose self-control?!

“Put her on the bed,” dad told me.

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