Chapter 4: Revenge On The Stupid Deer.

Hana

I woke up the next morning, and the scene from yesterday’s scene rushed to my head.

My hand moved to my neck unconsciously, and I thanked God that I felt no holes on them.

Those monsters.

I’m going to shred them one day.

I got up and repeated my routine of yesterday’s morning.

And I was stuck between two t-shirts; blue and yellow.

“I’ll choose blue if I were you,” a voice was heard in my room.

I turned my head frantically, and found a smirking baby deer standing behind me.

Being the girl I am, my first reflex was to scream.

“OH MY GOSH YOU -”

My sentence was unfinished because he had clammed my mouth with one hand, and the other one was clasping my hands behind me.

I struggled from his hold to no avail; damn his strength.

“You know... you look really hot with your wet hair and only a towel...” he whispered ily, in which made me shiver.

God damn it. I better control my hormones.

“And not to forget those beautiful milky and long legs...” he continued.

. . .

Don’t make him control you, Hana!

It should be the other way around- human controlling deer! Not deer controlling human!

“It’s a pity that these features are wasted on such a human,” he released his grip with a mocking smile plastered on my face.

Oh-ho. So he’s one of the many that I haven’t mocked yesterday eh?

No wonder this little jerk dared to piss me off.

Dear deer, you will be my next target in this mocking chain of life.

But I decided to push that thought away first- and focused on not letting this erted deer me in my room.

Oh wait.

This is his castle- not mine.

Well, whatever.

I DON’T ING WANT TO LOSE MY ITY TO THE UNDEAD OKAY.

I pushed him with all my might- and who could have guessed that I could push this living stone?

He was shocked, that was definite.

Honey, don’t think that of me as a sweet little girl that will let you my blood all you want.

Wait.

Why did that sentence seem so wrong?

His shock was replaced by anger, his eyes were the evidence.

“What did you say, ?” he growled dangerously while I tried to remain brave.

“Well deer, -pun intended- it’s Hana by the way, not .”

Unexpectedly, he chuckled instead of snapping at me.

“So Kris is right after all... you are a buffalo,” his eyes glinted evilly.

“... you,” I mumbled under my breath, hoping that he wouldn’t hear it.

Oh yeah, how stupid am I.

They are vampires- maybe they could hear my whispers from miles away.

He walked closer to me once again; the dangerous smirk never left his pale face.

“I would prefer you say ‘ me’, but I think that will also do,” he looked at my lips, while his own.

.

Ain’t no way I’m gonna let him stole my first kiss.

Not even if the world comes to an end.

Or if the world war three happens.

Or if I’m married to these guys.

Hold it- did I just thought of marrying these guys?!

“LUHAN” the vampire lady cut my thoughts and Luhan’s trance from kissing me.

FFUUUUU-

HIS LIPS WERE THIS. ING. CLOSE. TO MINE!

“What do you think you’re doing?!” she shrieked.

He backed away from me upon hearing his mom’s shriek, but I still want to punch his face to wipe off that ily annoying smirk.

Holy-

Someone call the doctor.

I need a medicine.

I’m definitely overdosed by these creatures.

Die you deer, die and rot in the woods where you belong.

Me being very idiot, I just smirk back at him- pretending that nothing happened back there.

The lady cleared , as the deer was looking up and down at my body.

I followed his gaze-

...

I was only wrapped in a towel.

I ran back to the bathroom with no hesitation.

While putting on my clothes, I could hear that the deer boy chuckled, followed by the lady’s chuckle.

I frowned.

She’s on my side, right?

I came out of the bathroom fully dressed, only to be welcomed by the scene of a smirking vampire lady.

“Even though I like the fact that you’re getting closer to them... I do have to remind you that you still should avoid this kind of situation...” her eyes sparkled with mischievousness.

I rolled my eyes in un-amusement.

“Until the wedding, that is,” she winked.

OH NO NO.

NOT IN HELL IMMA MARRY THOSE TWELVE STONE HEADS.

“Anyway,” she cleared her throats.

“I’m here to tell you something...”

Is she letting me go?

“And no, I’m not letting you go.”

I frowned.

“Did you read my mind?”

“What? Of course not, I can’t.”

“But you just answer my thoughts.”

“Your eyes displayed them clearly.”

“Oh.”

“Anyway, you could roam around the castle- I know you’re bored,” she smiled genuinely.

An idea came to my mind.

I could esca-

“And don’t even think of escaping, we will definitely catch you.”

Damn.

I hate her senses.

“You can have many friends too,” she nodded to herself.

Friends with vampire? No thanks.

“For example, Krystal- the maid who came yesterday.”

Oh. She’s not my friend.

She’s my partner in crime.

“Just... try to enjoy yourself here,” she left my room.

Not a minute later, Krystal came in.

“I was told to be your guide...which part of the palace do you want to see first?” she ended the question with a smirk.

I smirked back and got up from my bed.

Vampires, get ready for your souls to be sold to the devils.

Luhan

After she went to the bathroom to *cough* dress *cough* herself, mom gave me a knowing smirk.

I was beyond confused.

But I don’t give a .

I mean dude, SHE FREAKING CALLED ME A DEER.

Did she not realize that she nagged like a grandmother?!

I left her room and went to my own to take a shower.

Well, this is relaxing.

After sometime enjoying myself in the tub, I turned the shower on; but the water didn’t come out.

What. The. Actual. .

This is a castle, for devil’s sake!

HOW COULD WE RUN OUT OF WATER?!

I called for the maids- but no one came.

Did they even listen to my call?

Eventually, I gave up on calling them and wrapped myself with a towel.

I planned on rinsing these soaps on my body in Sehun’s room.

I went out of the room with caution- I don’t want anybody to...

...

...

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THAT DARED TO MESS UP MY ROOM!

AND BLOODY HELL MAN!

Pictures and stuffs of DEER were everywhere- every corner of my room.

Even though my name contains the word ‘鹿’ (read: lù) which means ‘deer’ in Chinese, IT DOESN’T ING MEAN THAT I’M