“Mind explaining to me what happened?”Yumi slammed the table. I jumped.

“How can you eat a bowl of extra large beef ramen, another bowl of seafood ramen, leftover gyozas, and eat MORE omelets all by yourself? How big is your stomach? Its gravitational force can match up to the black hole!” She screamed.

“No it wasn’t me! I only ate that mini-sized seafood ramen! It was Ruki!! He ate that extra large serving beef ramen!!!”

“Ruki?? You mean Kai’s friend? Did you ask him about Kai? Where does Kai live? Did you ask for Kai’s picture… Ahem.”Yumi cleared and took a deep breath.“RUKI??? WHY WOULD RUKI BE WITH YOU? Where was he? Why didn’t I see him? Even if he was with you, don’t tell me that he ate those gyozas and THAT amount of omelets???”

“Well… he didn’t but I might have eaten those gyozas and a few plates of omelets…”I grabbed Yumi’s collar. “BELIEVE ME, MY DEAR FRIEND. I HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO DEPEND ON. I’M INNOCENT! RUKI SAID HE WAS GOING TO TREAT ME BUT HE RAN OFF!! AND THAT D*MNED OWNER USED THE OMELETS TO SEDUCE MY POOR STOMACH! YOU MUST BELIEVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-“

The doorbell rang. “You wait.” Yumi said. “Oh hi, dorm master, what can I do for you at this hour?”

“Pardon for my visit for this late hour but… WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?!?!?!?! IF YOU HAVE SUCH LOUD VOICES YOU MIGHT AS WELL JOIN OUR OPERA TEAM!” The door slammed.

“D*mn you.”Yumi mumbled and faced me. “Ok I shall believe you for once. You said Ruki scammed you?? How dare he scam my darling??” She cracked her knuckles.

I nodded vigorously. “That’s right, that’s right! How DARE he scam me! He ought to be punished! That noseless guy too! Argggggg.”

Yumi took a look at me and grinned. “Hey I’ve got an idea. They’re gonna regret it. Ho. Ho. Ho.”